Love Today - Funny SMS Message

Girlfriend: Any Plans For 14 Feb?

Girlfriend: Any plans for 14 Feb?Pappu: 14 Ko Jaldi Sounga, 15 Ko India-Pakistan Match Hai Na...Girlfriend: Tu Single Hi Marega.

To All My 40+ (forty Plus) Friends:

To all my 40+ (forty plus) friends:We are unique and the most understanding generation, because we are the last generation who listened to our parents; ..

Dad’s Writes On Son’s Facebook Wall:

Dad’s writes on son’s facebook wall:Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.

Wife Wo Samne Sharabi Dekh Rahe Ho Maine Use 10 Sal Phle Shadi Se Inkar Kiya Tha 0r Wo Aaj Tak P Raha Hai

Wife Wo Samne Sharabi dekh rahe ho Maine use 10 sal phle shadi se inkar kiya tha 0r wo aaj tak p raha haiHusband:ITNA Lammbba jashan .

This Cat, Is Cat, A Cat, Good Cat, Way Cat, To Cat,

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word ..

Phool Insano Se Ziyada Khubsurat Hoty Hen,

Phool Insano Se Ziyada Khubsurat Hoty Hen, Lekin Kuch Insan Phoolon Se Bhi Ziyada Khubsurat Hoty Hen,,Jese K "Aap" Ko SMS Kerny Wala.. :-) Wese Me Kabhi ..

Chuhe Ne Sherni Ko Kiya Propose, Gift Diya Use Red Rose..

Chuhe ne sherni ko kiya propose, gift diya use red rose.. Sherni ne kaha ja phele apni surat aaine me dekh. Chuha bola surat par ..

Laughing Is The Best The Medicine.

Laughing is the best the medicine.But,if you are laughing without a reason,you need medicine.

To My Lovely Best Friends..

To My Lovely Best Friends.....Hazaron Kaam Hen Jo Mujhko Busy Rakhty Hen,,Magar Tum Log Itny "Namunay" Ho Jo Phir Bhi Yaad Aa Jaty Ho.. :-D