Thursday, 31 January 2008

Every Mother On Earth Gave Birth To A Child Except My Mother... She Gave Birth To A Legend.


"""M"" Is For The Million Things She Gave Me,


"""M"" is for the million things she gave me,""O"" means only that she's growing old,""T"" ..



Diwasbhar Marmar Kaam Karun Thaklela Me Jeva Ghari Aalo Teva


Diwasbhar marmar kaam karun thaklela me jeva ghari aalo tevaWadil mhanali, kaay kamavale?Baiko mhanali, kaay wachavale?Mulani vicharle, kaay aanale?pan ..



A Mother's Lv, Is Sure To Find


A Mother's lv, is sure to findA way to comfort, ease ur mindShe knows just how, to build u upWhen u r so down,& can't look up



Mommy, I Love You,


Mommy, I love you,For all that you do.I’ll kiss you and hug you,Because you love me, too.You feed me and need me,To teach you to play,So smile because ..



I LUVE YOU ,


I LUVE YOU ,AND CARE 4 YOU ,VERY MUCH,MY ,ADOURABLE,NICE ,ALWAYS ,LOVING,MOM



When You Feel You Are Alone In The Crowd,


When you feel you are alone in the crowd,When you think No.1 can understand you,When your love is rejected by others,& when you hate your Life,Just close ..



Happy Mother's Day To All You Nurturing, Caring, Sacrificing, Loving, Doting, Hardworking And Fabulous Moms!


Happy Mother's Day to all you nurturing, caring, sacrificing, loving, doting, hardworking and fabulous Moms!You simply rock this world!


NAHI FURSAT YAQIN MANO HAMAIN KUCH AUR KARNY KI

NAHI FURSAT YAQIN MANO HAMAIN KUCH AUR KARNY KI
TERI BATAIN TERI YADAIN HAMAIN MASROOF RAKHTIN HAIN

When A Husband And Wife Look At


A Girl Dresses Up Trying To Look As Pretty As Possible.


A Girl Dresses up Trying to look as pretty as possible.Applies make-up & styles her hair.She wants to look attractive.She goes out, comments form men ..



No Matter What Direction I’m Walking Towards,left, Right, Forward, Backward, Up Or Down,I’m Returning To Allah With Every Step,every Moment.


No matter what direction I’m walking towards,left, right, forward, backward, up or down,I’m returning to Allah with every step,every moment. Jumma ..



Prayers & Seeds Are Similar In Nature. Both Having Nothing Within, But Have The Potential Of Creating Everything..!! So Remember Me In Ur Prayers


Prayers & seeds are similar in nature. Both having nothing within, but have the potential of creating everything..!! So remember me in ur prayersJumma ..


You Have No Life - Broken Heart SMS Message

She broke his heart and yelled out to him
"YOU HAVE NO LIFE, GO AWAY!"

He stood there in agony, and whispered..

"But u r my life.." :'(

Teacher Vs Mother - Exams SMS Message

Ek teacher ka darja ek maa se kahin oopar hota hai kyun ki ek maa apni god mein sirf ek bachche ko sulati hai lekin
Teacher apne lecture se poori class ko sula deti hai.

Wednesday, 30 January 2008

Tuesday, 29 January 2008

Boss Hangs A Poster In Office

Boss hangs a poster in office
‘I am the boss, dont forget’
He returns from lunch,
finds a slip on his desk,
‘ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!’

Light Can Replace Dark. - rude SMS Message


I May Be Far For A Min, For A Hr,


I may be far for a min, for a hr,for a day, for a month, but I'll always be there for you.I may not be able to always say good morning, good evening,good ..



If U Think Only Of Yourself,


If u think only of yourself,if u forget the rights & well-being of others,or, worse still, if u exploit others,ultimately u will lose.BECAUSEu will ..



From Moon 2 Sun, From Jan 2 Dec,


From Moon 2 Sun, From Jan 2 Dec,From birth till my death, my feelings for youhave never changed.For me, you’ve always been…a headache !



Your Selfish, You Don't Care,


Your Selfish, You Don't Care,You Think Of Yourself Only, Don't You Care Of My Happiness?My Well-Being? No You Only Care About You.



From Moon To Sun, From Jan To Dec,


From Moon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,From birth till my death, my feelings 4 uhave never changed.



F You Think Only Of Yourself,


f you think only of yourself,if you forget the rights and well-being of others,or, worse still, if you exploit others,ultimately you will lose.BCOZYou ..



Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good-looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, Well...


Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?


Wo Log Jo Fit Rehna Chahtay Hain Unse Apeal Hai . . . . . . . .

Wo log jo fit rehna chahtay hain unse apeal hai . . . . . . . .

K . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Iftar ki aukaat me apni aukaat me rahen.:-)

I Wish You Would Say You Love Me

I love you loads,
And would kiss you even if you were a toad.
I wish you would say you love me too,
And stop speaking in code

There Were People Who Did Said That Ours Would Not Last Long, But We Have Made To See That They Were Wrong.

There were people who did said that ours would not last long, but we have made to see that they were wrong.
So many years of marriage shows that we love so much and hope to make many more years.
Have a happy love day, my beloved husband.

“I Do Not Believe In Taking The Right Decision, I Take A Decision And Make It Right”


Phool Sukate, Gavat Walate,


phool sukate, gavat walate,pan maitarichya pavitra nagarit zaleli olakha kayam rahate,kadhi hasayacha asate,kadhirusayacha asat,maitarirupi ruksala aayushbhar ..



Watan Hamara Misaal Mohabat Ki,


Watan hamara misaal mohabat ki,Todta hai deewaar nafrat ki,Meri Khush naseebi,mili zindagi is chaman mein Bhula nasake koi iski khushbo saton janam mein.Happy ..



Kyun Aankh Mai Behty Huay Ashkoon Ki Lari Hai,


Kyun Aankh Mai Behty Huay Ashkoon Ki Lari Hai, Chup Reh Mery Ham Watan Qiyamat Ki Ghari He, Hota He Kuch Gumaan Sa Maidaan-E-Hashar Ka, Har Aik Musalman ..


Monday, 28 January 2008

For The First Time In D History Of Sms.. "3D" Sms In Ur Mobile.


Angrezon Ny Hamary Sath Jo Kiya,,


Angrezon Ny Hamary Sath Jo Kiya,,Actor "MEERA" Ny Wo "Angrezi" K Sath Kiya..Isi Liye Kehty Hen, "Jesa Kero Gy, Wesa Bharo Gy.." :-D



Hey ! There Hav Been Many Many Times When I Disturbed U, Troubled U, Pestered U, Irritatd U,buggd U, But On This I Jus Wana Tel Tat


Hey ! There hav been many many times when i disturbed U, troubled U, pestered U, irritatd U,buggd U, but on this I jus wana tel tat " ..



Sham Hote Hi Ye Dil Udas Hota Hai,


Sham hote hi ye dil udas hota hai, Tute khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tmhari yaad aise waqt bohat ati hai, Bandr jb koi aas-pas ..



Teacher To Half-asleep Pappu In Class, "Who Invented Steam Engine?"


Teacher to half-asleep Pappu in class, "Who invented Steam Engine?"Pappu: What Sir?Teacher: Very good. It's correct. James Watt, it is.Moral: ..


Its A Nice Feeling When You Know

Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.

Exam Is Just For A

Exam is just for a short period,
But it requires efforts of many days and months,
These days involve:
The journey of
Tension,
Worries,
Efforts
And sleepless nights.

Sunday, 27 January 2008

"Beautiful" Morning - Good Night SMS Message


Starz Light Stars Bright,


Starz light stars bright,U r the only star I c tonite,I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonightGood Night & Sweet dreams



As My Eyes Close To Rest At Night,


As my eyes close to rest at night,A smile appears to have thought that you are there in my life and have promised to forever be.Sweet Dreams, Good Night!



The Moon May Not Come And The Stars May Hide, But Don't Worry, I Am Always Here To Brighten Up Your Night.


The moon may not come and the stars may hide, but don't worry, I am always here to brighten up your night.Good Night!



The Two Most Important Days In Your Life Are The The Day You Are Born, And The Day You Find Out Why.


The two most important days in your life are the the day you are born, and the day you find out why.Good Night



Aß Sø Jaø Ke Sapñy Iñtezar Krty Haiñ


Aß Sø Jaø Ke Sapñy Iñtezar Krty Haiñ‘”‘Døst,,,,Theek Ñahi Khwabø’ñ Se Dushmañi Karña!!…Gøød ..



Blue Night


The night has come, To turn off the Sun’s light, The sky is a bed, and clouds are pillows, The beautiful blue night wishes you good night.



Good Time, Bad Time, Day Time,


Good Time, Bad Time, Day Time,Night Time, Work Time, Off Time,Happy Time, Sad Time, Sleep Time,In the Mean Time…I MISS YOU all the time



Calmness And Excitement Dancing In A Fight,


Calmness and excitement dancing in a fight,All the city lights are watching in a lovely way,I am thinking of you and I want to wish you a good night,Sleep ..


The Intuitive Mind Is A Sacred Gift And The Rational Mind Is A Faithful Servant.

The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant.
We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift.

Aik Banda 10 Din Se Soya Nahain Leakin Phir Bhee Taza Dum Thaa. Kyoun?


A Daughter Sends A Telegram


A daughter sends a telegram to her father, on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: father, your daughter has been successful in BED



Aik Rikshaw Ke Peche Likha Tha K


Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k "SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI" Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko oraa dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha ..



Aajkal Online Shopping Main 100% Cashback Aa Raha Hai


Aajkal online shopping main 100% Cashback aa raha haimatlab jarurat se jyada kharche karo aur phir 100% Fool+back



7-chiz Jb Khatm Ho Jati Hai To Bahut Taklif Hoti Hai


7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai1-Pyar2-Rishta3-School Life4-Dosti5-Paise6-Sms PakageOR7. Toilet Mai Pani



A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.


A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z. WHAT R U LOOKING FOR? I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & ..



Ek Lahori Ka Beta Parhaai Me Bilkul Daffor Tha.


Ek Lahori Ka Beta Parhaai Me Bilkul Daffor Tha.Us ny Apny Baap Se Kaha:Abba, Me ny Agay Nai Parhna,Meri Shadi Kerwa Do.Baap:Puttar Teri Marzi,Ya Aenj Rul,Ya ..



Girl : If You Will Try To Kiss Me Main Shor Macha Dungi


girl : if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai girl : i know per formality to karni ..



Penalty For Thinking


The captain of a team says to the Umpire, “My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking.” The Umpire says, “No.” The captain says, ..



Pappu Aam Bech Raha Tha..


Pappu Aam Bech Raha Tha..Aadmi: Bhai Aam Kese De Rahy Ho??Pappu: Pehly Tarazu Me Tol K Shopper Me Dalta Hun Aur Paisay Le Leta Hun.. ;-)



1 Person Ne 1 Ungli Se 7 Admi Ko Just 7 Second Me Upar Pahucha Diya


1 person ne 1 ungli se 7 admi ko just 7 second me upar pahucha diya Superman-No Spiderman-No Batman-NO Rajnikant-No Batao kaise ? Very ..



Aap Itne Achchhe Lagte Ho,


Aap Itne Achchhe Lagte Ho, Dil Ko Mere Bhaate Ho. Kasam Se Wo Ada To Aapki Jaan Le Leti Hai. Jab Jukhaam Me Aap Naak Se Gubbara Fulaate ..



Pucha Mujhse Chand Sitaro Ne,


Pucha mujhse chand sitaro ne, tuje bhula diya kya tere jigari yaro ne, maine kaha, bhul to nhi skte,bas lage honge kamine kisi ko patane me.....funny ..



"Kaccha Papad Pakka Papad"


"Kaccha Papad Pakka Papad" To koi bhi bol leta hai.Ab Ye Try karo..Ye Line Fast bolke dikhao tho maano"A Good Cook Could Cook Good".Hans ..



He Took Me From A Bar,


He took me from a bar,He took me in his car,He took my top off,He puts his lips on mine,but don”t worry,“I”m a bottle of wine!”April Fools Day!


In Your Arms - Hug SMS Message

In your arms I feel so great
The warmth
The love
Best place is in that state
Love me
Hold me
Kiss me
Hug me

Cute Feeling..: - decent SMS Message

Cute feeling..:
My hands never pain
when typing message for you..!!

But my heart always pain
when there is no reply
from you..!!

Shikayat Kya Karon Dono - Poetry SMS Message

Shikayat Kya Karon Dono
Taraf Gham Ka Fasana Hai,
Tere Aage Mohobbat Hai
Mere Aage Zamana Hai …!!

WOh Chup Thi Magar Iqrar Us Ki Aankhon Main Tha

WOh chup thi magar iqrar us ki Aankhon main tha
Mujh say muHabbat ka izhar us ki ankhon main tha
Kuch to tha Aakhir us k Ratajgay ka sabab Rasikh
Neend ka halka gulabi Khumar us ki ankhon main tha

Saturday, 26 January 2008

May Love Be Always There For You


Another Day, Another Month, Another Year.


Another Day, Another Month, Another Year.Another Smile, Another Tear, Another Winter,A Summer Too, ButThere Will Never Be Another You!May Lovely, Happy ..



Naye Saal Ka Kare Welcome,


Naye Saal ka kare Welcome,Pichhli ki na ho yaadein kam.Naye Saal ki Dhoom aur Masti ho FineIsme kahi na ho,Smoke, Chicken aur, Wine.Luck rahe hamesha Shine-Shine.“Happy ..



Simply Learn That Life Is A Book,


Simply learn that life is a Book,Everyday is a new Page,Every month is a new Chapter,&Every year is a new Series!Wish You Happy New Year 2017



May God Give You The Happiness And Strength To Overcome Your Past Year Failures.A New Day And A Brand New Year Have Come, Bringing With It Opportunities To Shine.


May God give you the happiness and strength to overcome your past year failures.A New Day and a brand New Year have come, bringing with it opportunities ..


A Friend Is Never - Friendship SMS Message

A friend is never a coincidence in your life,
they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter.
So, I will treasure the friendship between us.

Friday, 25 January 2008

Wabasta Teri Hayat Se Sabhi Silsile Hain Magar


Jaise Taraano Ke Saath Aakash Hai,


Jaise taraano ke saath aakash hai,Vaise hi sachhi dosti ke saath vishvaas hai,Dil ki nazaaro se dekhoge agar,Ham har waqt aapke paas hai.



A Good Friend Is Like A Computer


A good friend is like a computerI 'enter' ur life,'save' u in my heart,'format' ur problems,'shift' u 2 opportunitiesand never 'delete' u from my memory!



Us K 7 Rhte Rhte Humy Chahat C Hogai,


Us k 7 rhte rhte humy chahat c hogai,us se bat krte krte uski adat c hogai,1 pal na mily to becheni c lgti hai,dosti nibhate nibhate humen mohabat c hogai.



Hamne Dosti To Ki, Par Nibhana Na Aaya,


Hamne dosti to ki, par nibhana na aaya,Unki har baat maante chale gaye,Par inkaar karna na aaya,Ham dosti me behte chale gaye, magar kinara na aaya.


Aasman Ki Bulndiyo Par Naam Ho Aapka,


On Your Birthday, I Pray To God To Bless You With All His Love, Luck And Care.


On your birthday, I pray to God to bless you with all His love, luck and care. You are my support, my strength, my friend and my guide. Thanks for everything. ..



You Are A Teacher, A Friend, A Philosopher And A Guide. What More One Can Ask For! We Are Lucky To Have You As Our Class Teacher. Thank You!


You are a teacher, a friend, a philosopher and a guide. What more one can ask for! We are lucky to have you as our class teacher. Thank you! Happy birthday!


Thursday, 24 January 2008

Main Wahe Ho Jesse Tum Piyar Kia Karty The

Main wahe ho Jesse tum piyar kia karty the
Din ma 100 bar mera naam Lia karty the
Aj kia bath hai Q mug se hafa bate ho
Ya kise aur ko apna bana bate ho
Tum muje waqi kia dil s bhola bate ho
Pasly tu pehly itne na hoa karty the
Main wahe ho jise tum piyar kia karty the
Din ma 100 bar mera naam lia karty the
Mujh ko maloum hain ghum hai koe soughat nahi
Tum mujhe apna kaho aisy b halat nahi
Aur gar bhol gaye ho tu koe bath nahi
Zakham tu pehly b dil par laga karty the
Main wahe ho jise tum piayar kia karty the
Din ma 100 bar mera naam lia karty the

Hazaron Gham Khaye Hain Main Ny Zindagi Mein


Nigaah Meri Tarasti Hai Mujhe Tum Yaad Aate Ho,


Nigaah meri tarasti hai mujhe tum yaad aate ho,Mohabbat jab tarapti hai mujhe tum yaad aate ho,Sama jata hai aankho main tere jazbon ka bheega pan,Kaheen ..



Jane Duniya Me Aisa Kyu Hota Hai,


Jane Duniya Me Aisa Kyu Hota Hai,Jo Sab Ko Khusi De Wahi Rota Hai,Umar Bhar Jo Sath Na De Sake Wahi,Zindagi Ka Pehla Pyar Kyu Hota Hai.



A Million Words Would Not Bring You Back,


A million words would not bring you back,I know because I’ve tried.Neither would a million tears,I know because I’ve cried..!!



Hamdardiyan, Khuloos , Dilaasy ,,,tadalliyan


Hamdardiyan, khuloos , dilaasy ,,,tadalliyanDil tootny k baad tamaashy bohat huye


Wednesday, 23 January 2008

Kabhi Na Aya Woh Mere Saath Chal K ,

Kabhi na aya woh mere saath chal k ,
Hamesha gaya mujy naraz kar k ,
Mout par meri agar woh aya to keh dena k ,
Abhi abhi soya hai tumhy yaad kar k...

When The NEW YEAR Arrives, It Brings New Ideas To Make Our Lives Good To Better & Better To Best

When the NEW YEAR arrives, it brings new ideas to make our lives good to better & better to best
Wishing you and your loved ones a very Happy 2017 New Yea

Me Lafzon Se Kuch B Izhaar Nahi Karta


Bahut Khubsurat Unka Har Andaaz Hai,


Bahut khubsurat unka har andaaz hai, Haqiqat hai ya khwaab hai, Khushnaseebon ke paas rehte hain wo, Mere paas to bas unki meethi si yaad hai....................!!!



Our Love Story Is Like The Water Of Rains. �,�,�,�,�,�,�


Our love story is like the water of rains. �,�,�,�,�,�,� This love runs with the blood in every vein.Keep travelling within me,Keep passing with every ..



Bas, Tumhen Na Sochun To Bach Sakti Hun,,


Bas, Tumhen Na Sochun to Bach Sakti Hun,,,Tabeeb Ny Yun Aakhri Dawaa Hath Jor ker Batai Hai..!



Hasti Ko Mohabat May Fana Kaun Kare Ga,


Hasti ko mohabat may fana kaun kare ga,Ye farz zamane may ada kaun kare ga,Hathoon ki lakeeron ko zara dekh najomi,Ye dekh mere sath wafa kaun kare ga..



We Have Known Each Other,


We have known each other,For a long long time,But I never really noticed,All the magic in your eyes,I have been around you,A thousand times before,And ..



Tamannao Se Bhari Ho Zindagi,


Tamannao se bhari ho Zindagi,Khwaahisho se bhara ho har pal...Daaman bhi chota lagne lage,Itani khushiyaa de aapko aane waala kal...



Kisi Ko Yaad Karna , Kisi Ko Yaad Aana,


Kisi ko yaad karna , kisi ko yaad aana,Yeh bhi naseeb naseeb mein hota hai.Dil unhi ko yaad karta hai...Jo dil ke bahut kareeb hota hai.



Saans Jab Tak Hai Mere Dil Me,


Saans jab tak hai mere dil me,Main tumhara intezar kar lunga,Tum khush raho is duniya me,Main gam se bhi pyaar kar lunga.



Gam Ka Shikwa Kabhi Na Kiya...


Gam ka shikwa kabhi na kiya...Gam to cheej hi aisi hai,Tum khush raho hamaara kya,Hamaari to takdeer hi aisi hai...


Dont Ever Give Up. - Motivational Quote SMS Message

Dont ever give up.
Even when it seems impossible,
Something will always
pull you through.
The hardest times get even
worse when you lose hope.
As long as you believe you can do it, You can.

But When you give up,
You lose !

Aansu`oon Ki Tarah Nazron Say Giraya Us Ne

Aansu`oon ki Tarah Nazron say Giraya Us Ne
Apni khabar Na Mili Kuch Aise khak Mein Milaya Us Ne,
Elzaam Mujh Pe Lagaaya Magar Bewafa khud Tha
Pehle Dewana Banaya Phir Mujhey Thukraya Us Ne,
Usko Mazaa Aata Hai Mujhko Sataane Mein
Mujhe Geeli Lakri ki Tarah Jalaya Us Ne,
Rahat Gha
Aaya Na Tha Us ko Wadaa Wafaa Karnaa
Logon ko Jhota Apni Wafa ka Qisa Sunaya Us Ne,
Tanhayon K Dard Se khoob Waqif Tha Woh “FARAZ”
Pher Bhi Dunya Mein Mujhe TANHA Baanaya Us Ne.

Love Changes Its Ways And Living

paper changes its size and quality
but basic material is tree.
love changes its ways and living
but basic material is true loving heart

Tuesday, 22 January 2008

Words Are For Meaning - Friendship SMS Message

words are for meaning,
life is for living,
love is for sharing,
friendship is for caring,
Your SMS says I’m living.

Saja Mili Hai Unse Door Rahne Ki


Chand Taaro Se Bhari Raat Bhali Lagti Hai,


Chand taaro se bhari raat bhali lagti hai,Phool patton ki mulakaat bhali lagti hai,Jo baat hothon par na aa paaye kabhi,Vo baat SMS se karni bhali lagti ..



Before You Assume, Learn.


Before you assume, learn.Before you judge, understand.Before you hurt, feel.Before you say, think!



Zindagi Inhi Namon Mai Se Aik Hai


Zindagi inhi namon mai se aik hai A Aitbar, B Bharosa, C Chaht, D Dosti, E Enayat, F Faisla,G Ghum, H Humsafar, I Intazar, J Justuju, K Khayal, L Lamhay, ..


Every Tear Is A Sign Of Brokenness


FaQat Is Liey HuM Ny Mehfilon Main Jana Chor Dia, ,


FaQat is Liey HuM ny Mehfilon Main jana chor dia, ,"-_mahi_-"K koii Pooch na Le wo Yar Kahan HY Jis pY TuM ko Naaz Tha..........Just 4 You..........



Jeena Chahte Hen Magar Zindagi Raas Nahi Aati,,


Jeena Chahte hen Magar Zindagi Raas nahi Aati,,Marna chahte hen Magar Maut Pass nahi Aati,,Bohut Udaas si hai Zindagi,,Unki Yaad bhi Tadpane se Baaz nahi ..



When We Are Together, Time Just Flies Away Like A Jet Plane.


When we are together, time just flies away like a jet plane. But when we are apart, I can feel every ticking second of the clock hammering one nail after ..



You Are Not With Me Anymore


Blue sky is still same, Moon light is still as it was, But you are not with me anymore, Missing you so much my love.


"ALWIDA ALWIDA MAH-E-RAMZAN - ramadan SMS Message

"ALWIDA ALWIDA MAH-E-RAMZAN

YA ALLAH…
Hum Ne Jo Rozay Rakhay,
Jo Ebadatain Ki Aur Jo Namazain Parhin,
YA ALLAH Qabool Karna.
Aur Jo Hum Se Galatiyan Huen,
YA ALLAH Unhe Darguzar Kar Dena,
Aur Hum Sab Ko Mauf Kar Dena,
Hum Sab Ki Qayamat Ke Din Maghfirat Farmana!!"

Monday, 21 January 2008

One Day One Fool…..! - Funny SMS Message

2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..!

And Remember With Gratitiude - Jumma Mubarak SMS Message

And remember with gratitiude
Allahs favor on you;
for you were enemises and
He joined your hearts in love so
that by His grace you became
brethren and you were on the brink
of the
pit of fire and He saved you from it.
Jumma Mubarak.!

Life Is Only Traveled Once; Today’s Moment Becomes Tomorrow’s Memory.

Life is only traveled once; today’s moment becomes tomorrow’s memory.
Enjoy every moment, good or bad – because the gift of life is life itself.
Have a nice day!

Sunday, 20 January 2008

Best Wishes Sms - best wishes SMS Message

Best wishes sms

MAY THE ANGELS PROTECT U.
MAY SADNESS FORGET U...
MAY GOODNESS S AROUND U..
MAY HAPPINESS BE AROUND U...
& MAY GOD ALWAYS BLESS U......

There Is No Need To Rush

There is no need to rush

If something is meant to be it will happen

In the right time, with the right person

for the best reason

Wishing You A Fabulous 2018


I Wish U To Have A


I wish U to have aSweetest Sunday,Marvelous Monday,Tasty Tuesday,Wonderful Wednesday,Thankful Thursday,Friendly Friday,Successful Saturday.Have a great ..



"When You Proclaim Your New Year Resolution,


"When you proclaim your new year Resolution,I will be wishing you a New Year that makes,Your Resolutions true and bring happiness to,You Merry Christmas ..



Remember The Laughter,


Remember the laughter,the joy,the hard work,and the tears.And as you reflect on the past year,also think of the new one to come.Because most importantly,this ..



A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul


A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love.. All these are my Prayers for You.. Wish you a Happy New Year!



Another Day, Another Month, Another Year.


Another Day, Another Month, Another Year.Another Smile, Another Tear, Another Winter,A Summer Too, ButThere Will Never Be Another You!May Lovely, Happy ..


I Remember The First Time We Met.


To My Mum,


To my mum,i wish your a very beautifulhappy anniversary,May you and dad always togetherand groom your love to the sky.



A Wonderful Person And A Great Friend. It's A Blessing To Have Both Of Them In You!


A wonderful person and a great friend. It's a blessing to have both of them in you!Thanks for making home the loveliest place on earth!Wish you a very ..



I çan Feel Y0ur Heart


I çan feel y0ur heart filled with grace and l0vē as I gaze profoundly int0 your magnificent eyesEverything dream with you l0pÚ



"ALLAH Se Daro, Ek Doosrey K Saath Sulah Safaaeiy (Aman Pasandi) Se Raho"


"ALLAH Se Daro, Ek Doosrey K Saath Sulah Safaaeiy (Aman Pasandi) Se Raho"Surah AnfaalAyat#1Islamic Sms Cente



It Takes Heart, Mind, Love And Strength To Spend The Youth Of Your Life With Someone. May You Both Bond Till Eternity!


It takes heart, mind, love and strength to spend the youth of your life with someone. May you both bond till eternity!Wish you a very happy Silver Anniversary!



D Most Important Thing U Fixed Was On Ur Day Of Leisure Wen U Fixed Ur Eyes On Me That Day I'll Always Treasure I Love You


D most important thing u fixed was on ur day of leisure wen u fixed ur eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love youHappy Anniversary



Parents You Are Great


Parents you are greatAnd best couple of the worldFor us blessingMay you have many more combine yearsHappy anniversary



I Remember The First Time We Met.


I remember the first time we met.Today is the best day for me.I want to keep you happy,Because without you I can’t breathe.Happy anniversary!



Ye Lo Eid Dress


Ye lo Eid Dress _--.--_ /""\) (/""\ / /| : | \ \ \,,\| : | /,,/ |,,,,,,,,,| | | | | |,,,| |,,,|Ghari+=+-(@)-+=+Romal!"'""""""""!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!Or ..



“My Soul And Yours Are The Same,


“My soul and yours are the same,You appear in me, I in you,We hide in each other.” Happy Anniversary



I'm Wishing You A Marriage That Is:


I'm wishing you a marriage that is:Less argumentative and more bonding;Less nagging and more encouraging;Less worrisome and more enjoyable;Less of egoism ..



If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I Would Find You Sooner Than Now - So That I Could Love You Longer.


If I had my life to live over again, I would find you sooner than now - so that I could love you longer.Happy Anniversary to us!



Let’s Celebrate Our Anniversary And Raise A Toast To Our Togetherness. Sweetheart, I Cherish The Memories That I Share With You.


Let’s celebrate our anniversary and raise a toast to our togetherness. Sweetheart, I cherish the memories that I share with you.Happy anniversary to ..



Many Years Gone And More To Go


Many years gone and more to goSome days are happy, some are lowIn all times, stay by my sideI can’t live without you, today I confide.Happy Anniversary ..



It Is Day Of CANDLES And CAKE


It is day of CANDLES and CAKESNOW and SONGSDECORATION and CELEBRATIONLAUGHTERS and LOVEBecause it is you BIRTHDAYI am here to become part of your birthday ..



Har Dost Say Achi Baat Karna Fitrat Hai Hamari,


Har Dost say achi baat karna fitrat hai hamari,har dost khush rahe hasrat hai hamari,koi hum ko yad kare na kare,Har dost ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari….Happy ..



Happy Birthday To The


Happy Birthday to themost lovable and adorablestar on this planet.May your birthday bring yougood luck to last for the whole year.Happy birthday to you..!!



Ye Jarsi Apk Liye


Ye jarsi apk liye /""'\ /"'"'\/ /! ! ! !\ \\ \! ! ! !/ / \_) ! ! (_/ !.....! !....!Pehen lena, ab mein apko lunday me na dekhon. *"Happy"* ..



How True My Feelings Were


How true my feelings wereI found out to be The best thingin my life Was when you married meThank you my loving (loving Husband),For the years we share ..



Kuch Feshley Sirf Aankhon Se Hote Hai, Dil Ke Feshley To Baton Se Hoten Hai,


kuch feshley sirf aankhon se hote hai, dil ke feshley to baton se hoten hai,koi lakh bhulane ki koshish kare par kuch rishtey khatam saanso se hote hai.........happy ..


Chhote Se Dil Ko Milte Gham Bahot Hai


At Night,look At The Sky,


At night,look at the sky,If you see a falling Star,Don“t wonder why,just make a wish,Trust me it will come true,Bcoz i did it andI FOUND YOU! 4 u M.mine



Five Steps To A LOVELY MORNING


Five steps to a LOVELY MORNINGClose your eyes,Take a deep breath,Open your arms wide,Feel your heart beat and say its too early.Let me sleep again. Good ..



Tree Leaves Do Not Look Green Forever,


Tree leaves do not look green forever,Roses do not look fresh forever,But I pray to ALLAH thatSmile on your lips stay forever.



If You Are Not Happy Being Single,


If you are not happy being single,You’ll never be happy in a relationship..Get Your Own life 1st,then try to share it with someone.


Saturday, 19 January 2008

:::::::: Qaza Namaz :::::: - islamic SMS Message

:::::::: Qaza Namaz ::::::

Huzoor SallallahuAlaihi Wasallam Ne
Farmaya: Jo Namaz Se So Jaaye Ya Bhool Jaye to
Jab Yaad Aaye Padh Le Ke Wohi Uska
Waqt Hai.
[ SAHIH MUSLIM J:1 S:241 ] Fuqha E ikram Farmate hai:
Sote Me Ya Bhoole Se Namaz Qaza Ho
Gai To Uski Qazaa Padhni Farz Hai,
Albatta Qaza Ka Gunah Is Par Nahi
magar Bedar Hone Par Aur Yaad Aane
Par Agar Waqte Makrooh Na Ho To Usi Waqt Padh Le Takhir Makrooh Hai.
[ Aalamgiri Jild:1 Safah:124 ] Jiski aaj Fajar ki Namaz Qaza hui ho wo
jaldi se Qaza namaz ada kar len, zyada
namazen qaza ho wo Qaza e umri
parha kare aur hamesha Namaz ko
waqt ki pabandi ke saath padha kare
take Aakhirat sanvar jaye. In shaa ALLAH Jazak ALLAHU khaira…….,

Bin Tery Jaan_E_Jana Qayamat Hai “Chand Raat”

Bin Tery Jaan_E_Jana Qayamat Hai “Chand Raat”
Mat Puch kaisi Musibat Hai “Chand Raat”
Ho Gi Ye Tere Waste Be-Hejat ki Ibteda
Mere lye Tu Skt Azeyat Ha “Chand Raat”..!!
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Etne din beet gaye koi chutkula nahi bheja Dost, chal goli kha.....

Friday, 18 January 2008

Halki Si Dhoop Barsat Ke Baad

Halki Si Dhoop Barsat Ke Baad
Thori Si Khushi Her Baat Ke Baad
Isi Tara Mubarak Ho Aap Ko Jashan-E-Azadi
1 Din Ke Baad
Wish Yew All Very Happy Independence Day in Advance

There’s A Storm In My Head..

There’s a storm in my head..
And it rains on my bed……
When you’re not here……….
I’m not afraid of dying……..
But I’m afraid of losing you…..!!

Baby I’m addicted and out of control…..
But you’re the drug that keeps me from dying,,
Baby I’m a lair but all I really know….
Is you’re the only reason I’m trying.

Close Your Eyes - Good Morning SMS Message

Close your eyes,
Take a deep breath,
open your arms wide,
feel your heart beat and say its too early.
Let me sleep again.
Good Morning. “

Thursday, 17 January 2008

Jab Tum Aine Ke Paas Jate Ho To Aina Kehta Hai

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?

New Year’s New Day - New Year SMS Message

our life starting day
v met on new year day
known each other on valentines day,
then came our marriage day,
v had child on children’s day,
rest r our loving day
happy new year’s new day!

Heart Touching Lines By An Ex-Boyfriend.


Hey ! There Hav Been Many Many Times When I Disturbed U, Troubled U, Pestered U, Irritatd U,buggd U, But On This I Jus Wana Tel Tat


Hey ! There hav been many many times when i disturbed U, troubled U, pestered U, irritatd U,buggd U, but on this I jus wana tel tat " ..



Traffic To 4 Wheelar Ke Lie Hota Hai,


Traffic to 4 wheelar ke lie hota hai, 2 Wheelar ke lie talent dikhaane ka mauka hoga...traffic jokes in city



Lovers Sitting In A Park,


Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling ..



Shadi Me Ek Admi Bohat Dair Tak Khana Khata Raha..


Shadi me Ek admi bohat Dair Tak Khana Khata raha..Kisi ny Pucha: Kab Tak Khao gy??Admi: O Yara, Hum to Khud Thak Gaya hai MagarCard per Likha Tha,,,,DINNER:- ..



A Mobile Is Like Women :-


A mobile is like women :- Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when your busy And when U need them urgently, they have no service.



Whats The Height Of Hope??


Whats the height of hope??It is: sitting in d exam hall,holding the question paper in handn telling your self"dude,dont worry.Exams will get postponed!"


Khushboo Ne Phool Ko Ek Ehasaas Banaya,

Khushboo ne phool ko ek ehasaas banaya,

Phool ne maali ko kuch khaas banaya...

Chaahat ne mohabbat ko ek pyaas banaya,

Mohabbat ne kitano ko `Heer' aur `Ranja' banaya...

Chandni Raat MeharMaa,, - ramadan SMS Message

Chandni Raat MeharMaa,,

Tamtamanday Taary,

Koi V Aftari Nai Keranda,,

Doob k Mar Jao Saaray..;-)

Wednesday, 16 January 2008

"KHUSHI" - Funny SMS Message

"KHUSHI"
Ek Aisi Cheez hai,
Jo Aapke paas na hone k baad bhi
Aap Chahen to Dusre ko de
Sakte ho..
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.
.
.
.
.
Maze ki Baat Ye Hai k
"TENSION"
Bhi Aisi hi Cheez Hai. :-D

Rooth Jane Ki Ada Hum Ko Bhi Aati He Faraz


Do Hi Lafzon Ka Tha Wo Fasana,


Do hi lafzon ka tha wo fasana,Jo suna kar khamosh ho bethay,Ibteda yeh k tum ko chaha ha,Inteha yeh k khud ko kho bethay....!



Dil Behlany K Liye Guftugu Krte Hain Loog Hum Se,,,”


Dil Behlany K Liye Guftugu Krte Hain Loog Hum Se,,,”“….”“Maloom To Mujhy Bhi Hai K Hum Kisi ko Achay Nahi Lagte.


If Your Father Is A Poor Man,

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.

Tuesday, 15 January 2008

The Day Has Come And It’s So Special.


Son, May Every Dream And Wish You Have Not Only Come True But Also Lead To An Amazing Future For You!


Son, may every dream and wish you have not only come true but also lead to an amazing future for you!Happy Birthday



Happy Birthday Mere Yaar,


Happy Birthday Mere Yaar,Meri duaa hai ki Tum aane wale Saal ke,12 mahine khush raho,52 hafte hastey raho,365 din khuda aap ko shanti de,8760 ghante nasseeb ..



Saying I’m Fortunate To Work With A Smart, Pleasant Person Like You Is An Understatement.


Saying I’m fortunate to work with a smart, pleasant person like you is an understatement. Actually, I'm so, so, so, so, so, so, so fortunate! Happy birthday!



When You Were Born, We Knew That God Had Sent Us A Beautiful Angel. And You've Only Become More Angelic With Every Passing Year, Bringing Joy To Our Lives. Happy Birthday, Our Lovable Angel!


When you were born, we knew that God had sent us a beautiful angel. And you've only become more angelic with every passing year, bringing joy to our lives. ..



You Are Rough From The Outside, Which Is Why I Find You Handsome. You Are Tender From The Inside, Which Is Why I Love You.


You are rough from the outside, which is why I find you handsome. You are tender from the inside, which is why I love you. Happy birthday.



Birthdays Come And Go Each Year,


Birthdays Come And Go Each Year,Today is yours, so don't you fear.Conversations fill the air,We have joined you since we care.Funny jokes and laughs out ..



I Don't Need Any Inspiration Or Motivation In My Life,


I don't need any inspiration or motivation in my life,Because when I look at you,I draw the same energy,Love you a lot grandpa,Wish you a very happy birthday!Stay ..


Yaqeen Hai K To Surat Agar Dikha Jaye

yaqeen hai k to surat agar dikha jaye
mera udas sa jiwan qrar pa jaye
tumhari yad kuch is tarah dill se lipti hai k
jese phool pe kisi titli ko neend a jaye

Tobacco, Weed, Beer And Whiskey Are All Made From Plants...

Tobacco, Weed, Beer and Whiskey are all made from plants...
I think I might be a vegetarian!

Girl: Kahan Hy Mera Birthday Gift….?

Girl: Kahan Hy Mera Birthday Gift….?
Boy: Road Pe Red Color Ki Gari Dekh Rahi Ho….?
Girl Khushi Se : WOW Kitni Pyari Hy
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Boy: Same Color ki Nail Polish Tere Liye Laya hon…

Monday, 14 January 2008

Most People Have 5 Senses..


Pakistan Is A 'well Of Death' Says Uzma Ahmed


Pakistan is a 'well of death' says Uzma Ahmed aur koi Pakpremi, Pak Supporters jo Pakistan ka Tour-Travel karna chahte hai



Bihar Ki Gali Mai Pan Ki Dukan,


Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.



I Feel A Sense Of Relief When I See My Maid In The Morning... That Is Why She Is Called "Calm Wali`!


I feel a sense of relief when I see my maid in the morning... that is why she is called "Calm Wali`!~ Housewife



I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill.


I heard that good looks can kill.....So, please don't look at me, I don't wanna see you die!



Ik Orat Apne Bete Ko Dr, K Paas Legai Or Boli; Ye Bike Se Gir Gaya Hai.


ik orat apne bete ko Dr, K Paas Legai or boli; ye bike se gir gaya hai.Dr say; i dont know urdu, tell me in englisg.Orat say; my londa is gira oondha from ..



Cool Advice


A rabbit runs, jumps but lives only for 15 yrs! A turtle doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives for 150 yrs! . . Moral-EXRCISE IS HELL! JUST SLEEP WELL!



Thinking Of Indians


Thinking of Indians Sarkari Bus me bethna nahi, Sarkari School me padhna nahi, Sarkari Hospital me ilaz nahi, Mager Nokri chahiye ..



Baba Ranchoddas Said On Neend:


Baba Ranchoddas said on Neend: "Neend ke Piche mat Bhago, Agar Bhagna hai to Padhai ke Piche Bhaago, Neend Jhak Maar ke Tumhare Pichhe Aayegi.. ;-)



Main Jab Bhi Mitron Ko Online Dekhata Hoon


main jab bhi mitron ko Online dekhata hoonDil mein sukoon hota hai ki main akela hi phursat mein nahin baitha hoon, kaam dhandha inake paas bhi nahin hai.



Jb Apko Koi Na Dekh Raha Ho Aur Ap Naak Me Ungli Dal Rhe Ho Aur 1 Bahut Mota Lais Daar Naak Ki Cream Apki Ungli Pr Lg Jaye To Ap Kaha Malna Pasand Krnge?


Jb apko koi na dekh raha ho aur ap naak me ungli dal rhe ho aur 1 bahut mota lais daar naak ki cream apki ungli pr lg jaye to ap kaha malna ..



Pathan, Amma Tum Na Muja Pada Hona Se Pehle Dakha Tha


pathan, amma tum na muja pada hona se pehle dakha thaamma, nahipathan, to pir muja pehchana kis tarah



This Cat, Is Cat, A Cat, Good Cat, Way Cat, To Cat,


This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word ..



WHAT DOES CRICKET STANDS FOR


WHAT DOES CRICKET STANDS FOR: C-CASH R-REGARDING FIXING OF I-INDIAN MATCHES BY C-CRICKETERS, ABETED BY K-KAPIL,TO UNDERPLAY TO E-END AND T-THROW ..


Sunday, 13 January 2008

Dil Ki Awaz Ko Izhar Kehte Hain,

Dil ki awaz ko izhar kehte hain,
jhuki nazron ko ikraar kehta hain,
sirf pane ka matlab hi pyaar nahi
kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hain

Apne Hathon Ki Hatheli Par Uska Naam To Likh Diya

Apne Hathon ki Hatheli par Uska naam to likh diya
Par ye na socha ke Taqdeer to Khuda likhta hai.

Chai Main Shakkar Na Ho Tou Peene Ka Kya Faida

Chai Main Shakkar Na Ho Tou Peene Ka Kya Faida
Agar Aap jaisi Ammi Na Ho Tou Jeene Ka Kya Faida

Look At A Day - inspirational SMS Message

Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end.
It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing,
it's when you've had everything to do and you've done it.

(Margaret Thatcher)

Doctor: Aap Dariye Mat. Main Hoo Na.

Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.

Torne K Liye Wada Kiya Nahi Jata

Torne k liye wada kiya nahi Jata
soch samajh k pyar kiya nahi Jata
Yakin karo, "Pyar" ho Ya "Dosti"
Agar dil se ho to uske bina
1 pal b Jiya nahi Jata

AAJ RAT BARI MUSHKIL SE SULAIA MAIN NE KHUD KO FARAZ

AAJ RAT BARI MUSHKIL SE SULAIA MAIN NE KHUD KO FARAZ
APNI ANKHON KO TERE KHAB KA LALACH DE KAR

Saturday, 12 January 2008

Zindagi Ki Raah Mein Aage Chalte Jana Har Pal

Zindagi ki raah mein aage chalte jana har pal
Mur ke na dekh beete hue pal
Jo nahin tha tera tujhe nahin mila
Jo milgaya uske sath guzaar apna har pal

Never Blame A Girl ,

Never Blame A Girl ,
She
Teaches Better Then Anyone
Else.
If She Is With You She Will
Teach You How To Live,
‘n
If Leaves You,
She Will Teach
How To Survive

Breaking News.. - Funny SMS Message

Breaking News..

31 December Ko Load Shedding Ka Aakhri Din Hoga..
(Wazeer Aazam Ka Bayan)
,
,
,
,
,
Baki Ki Load Shedding nai pakistan mai hogi. :-D

May This Last Friday - ramadan SMS Message

May this last Friday
Bring joy for you and may you blessed
So please pray for me as well
Happy Jumma-tul-Alwida

Friday, 11 January 2008

My Lóve, Make My Wish Cóme True


This Christmas Tree Is Just For You.


,:’*’:, ,:;¤*¤;:, ,:;;¤*¤;;:, > < I SÉT ÜP This CHRISTMAS TREE Just For You. It brings with it, Hope, Joy, and Love & Peace. ..



Faith Makes Things Possible,


Faith makes things possible,Hope makes things work,Love makes things beautiful,May you have all three this Christmas! Merry Christmas



Seasons To Rejoice


Seasons to rejoice, reflect, remember, And relive the glory of the birth of Jesus… In the stable of warmth, Love, care and affection. Wish You a Merry ..



It Is D Month Of Çàkès Ñ Çàndlès,


It is d month of Çàkès Ñ Çàndlès, Snòw n Sòngs, Çàrols n Joys, ..



Christmas Lights And Trees


Christmas lights and trees, The light and sweet breeze. Make Christmas feel jollier, As the 25th of December draws nearer, My heart jolts faster and faster, ..



The Jolliest Time Of The Year


The jolliest time of the year, With Santa’s HO HO HO. And presents for my dear, I wish you a Merry Christmas, And a happy new year!



Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells , Jingle All The Way


Jingle bells,Jingle Bells , Jingle All The WayChristmas smells and noises everywhereWhat we need hereIs Christmas cheersFlowers are smiling on ChristmasAnd ..



This Is The Month Of Candies,


This Is The Month Of Candies,Cakes,Coolness,Snows,X 'Mas Songs,X'Mas Sandals,Etc...So Enjoy The Every MomentWith Peace & Happiness.


Thursday, 10 January 2008

Never Ask For A Smile

never ask for a smile, just give it.
never expect love from others, just love them.
never say i can’t live without u, just say i live 4 u

I Get So Emotional - break up SMS Message

I get so emotional when your not around.. I think the emotion is called happiness.

Wednesday, 9 January 2008

CID Aur Sony - Funny SMS Message

CID ne Sony se nata jod liya
CID ne Sony se nata jod liya...
Aur jis room me mana raha tha Abhijeet suhagraat
Daya ne wohi darwaza tod diya.!!

Ik Aur Eent Nikal Gai Deewar-e-Hayat Se,,

Ik Aur Eent Nikal gai Deewar-e-Hayat se,,

Nadan ny keh diya, "Naya Saal Mubarak"..!

Kya Khoob Passand Thi Meri,

Kya khoob Passand Thi Meri,
Is Rah-e-Safar Mein

Me Ny Phool Hi Wo Chuney Thy,
Jo Saaray Gulshan Ko Aziz Thy...!

Dosti Main Dooriyan To Aati Rehti Hain

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai
Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai

Tuesday, 8 January 2008

NADRA Officer Aurat Se: Aap Apni Aur Apny Shoher Ki Umar Bataen?

NADRA Officer Aurat Se: Aap Apni Aur Apny Shoher Ki Umar Bataen?

Aurat: Meri Shadi K Waqt Meri Umar

18 Saal Aur Mere Shoher Ki Umar 25 Saal Thi.

Aaj Mere Shoher Ki Umar Double Yaani 50 Saal Aur

Meri Umar Isi Hisab Se 36 Saal Hai..

.

Suna Hai K NADRA Officer Abhi Tak Comay Me Hai.. :-D

HUM APNE AAP PER GAROOR NHI KARTE

HUM APNE AAP PER GAROOR NHI KARTE
KISI KO PYAR KARNE PER MAJBOOR NAHI KARTE
AIK BAAR JIS KO DIL MAIN BASA LEIN
MARTE DUM TAK US KO DIL SE DOUR NHI KARTE

All Together - Christmas SMS Message

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween
& Happy Birthday
Now bug off and
don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

Rishta Wo Nia Hota Jo Duniya Ko Dikhya Jy

rishta wo nia hota jo duniya ko dikhya jy
rishta wo hota hai jo
dil se nibhaya jaye
apna kehne se
koi apna nia hota
apna wo hai jise dil
se apnaya jaye
regrad .rajpoot

()__() - cute SMS Message


Bhigi Ankho Se Muskurane Ma Maza Or Ha,


Bhigi ankho se muskurane ma maza or ha,Hasty hasty palken bhigone ma maza or ha,Baat keh k tou koi b samajh jata ha,Khamoshi koi samjhy tou maza or ha.



If Sumone Calls U Crazy,dont Mind,


if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u ?cute?....lagana thappar os pagal ..



Woh Ashk Ban K Meri Chashm E Tar Mein Rehta Hai,,,,😢


Woh Ashk Ban K meri Chashm e Tar Mein Rehta Hai,,,,😢Ajeeb Shakhs Hai Paani K Ghar Me Rehta Hai😢


As I Think About Our Friendship And How Happy It Has Made Me,


May You Have A Happy New Year


It is cold outside, but our hearts are getting warmer. Hopes, memories and dreams are dancing in a maze. A new years is coming, making us wiser and stronger. ..



Ik Aur Eent Nikal Gai Deewar-e-Hayat Se,,


Ik Aur Eent Nikal gai Deewar-e-Hayat se,,Nadan ny keh diya, "Naya Saal Mubarak"..!



We Are In The Last Month Of The Year. Just Felt I Should Thank Everyone Who Made Me Smile This Year. You Are One Of Them, So Here's A Big


We are in the last month of the year. Just felt I should thank everyone who made me smile this year. You are one of them, so here's a bigTHANK YOU!Happy ..



Your Success And Happiness Lies In You. Resolve To Keep Happy, And Your Joy And You Shall Form An Invincible Host Against Difficulties.


Your success and happiness lies in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties.Advance Happy New ..



May All The Happiness In The World Be Yours


May all the happiness in the world be yours, May tears never be in your eyes, I wish you find and open all the doors, To happiness and win the life. Happy ..



“New Year Is A Time For Celebration,


“New Year is a time for celebration,of love, of life, of Friendship,Therefore, it is the time to thank God,for the wonderful friends,and to bring to ..



Like Birds,


Like Birds,Let Us Leave behind What We don't Need to Carry.GRUDGES, SADNESS, PAIN, FEAR and REGRETS.Life is Beautiful, Enjoy it.Happy New Year 2016...


"tere Janay Ka Asar Hoa Mujh Pay Kuch Is Tarhan,

"tere janay ka asar hoa mujh pay kuch is tarhan,
k tujhay dhontay dhontay main khud ko paa gai"

Monday, 7 January 2008

Girls Misuse It! - smile SMS Message

Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photographers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what’s that?
It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

Exams Have Been Postponed. - Exams SMS Message

Breaking news: All Xl, Xll year scheduled in This month- exams have been postponed.
To confirm go to site:
www.stop-dreaming-&-start-studying.com

Chand Se Roshan Ho Ramzan Aapka,

Chand se roshan ho ramzan aapka,
Ibadat se bhar jaye roza apka,
Har namaz ho qubul apki,
Yehi hai ALLAH se dua

Sunday, 6 January 2008

How Did An Intelligent Boy Propose To Girl


Kaun Banega Crorepati Laaya DP(Display Photo) Contest 1 Din


Kaun Banega Crorepati laaya DP(Display Photo) Contest 1 din mein sabase zyaada Whatsapp, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram pr "DP" Change karane ..



Allah Ny Tumhen Is Liye Paida Kiya K


Allah Ny Tumhen Is Liye Paida Kiya KTum Uski Ebadat Kero..Namaz Parho,,Rozay Rakho..Quran Parho..Uska Zikr Kero..Deeni Kitaben Parho...Per Tum,,,,,SMS ..



FATHER: How Are YOur Grades, Son..?


FATHER: How Are YOur Grades, Son..?SON: UndEr WatEr, Dad…!!FATHER: UnDer WatEr? WhAt DOo YOu MeAn…?SON: ThEy”Re BelOw C LevEl..!!


Calmness And Excitement Dancing In A Fight,

Calmness and excitement dancing in a fight,
All the city lights are watching in a lovely way,
I am thinking of you and I want to wish you a good night,
Sleep well and prepare for a new amazing day!

Koi Kehta Hey Piyar Zindagi Ban Jata Hey


My Dear Husband, You Are The One


My dear husband, you are the oneWho make me love and beautifulWith your love and purity of loveSo I am thankful to you , love you a lot



Bahut Khushnooma Kal Ki Raat Guzri Hai,


Bahut khushnooma kal ki Raat guzri hai,Kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri hai.Na neend aayi na Khwaab koi,Bas aap hi ke khayalon ke saath guzri hai.



Somthing Missing


A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I —————————————- U,V,W,X,Y,Z. What are you looking for? I killed all those, who were between I and U.


Saturday, 5 January 2008

It Takes A Second To Say I Love You,


Woh Dil Hi Kya Jo Tere Milne Ki Dua Na Kare,


Woh dil hi kya jo tere milne ki dua na kare,Main tujh ko bhool ke zinda rahoon khuda na kare,



Log To Ishq Mein Qurban Ho Jate Hai,


Log To Ishq Mein Qurban Ho Jate Hai,Aye Dost Hum To Sirf Pagal Hue Baithe Hai,Dekha Hai Kya Tumne Wo Taj-E-Mahal,Jise Log Yaadein Mumtaz Bhi Kehte Hai…



Jab Pyaar Ki Baat Adhoori Ho,


Jab pyaar ki baat adhoori ho,Jab beech main thori doori ho,Jab milna bohat zaroori hho,Per milne main majboori ho,Tum dil main yaad jaga lena,Khuch pyaar ..



Protect Her, Love Her, Kiss Her, Hold Her, Smile With Her, Laugh With Her.


Protect her, love her, kiss her, hold her, smile with her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall if you don't plan on catching her.


You = Lovely - cool SMS Message

You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
me = lier! :)

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"How To Be Happy? Decide Every Morning That You Are In A Good Mood.


Once, Alexander Saw A Child Playing With A Lion.


Once, Alexander saw a child playing with a lion.He surendered his sword at the child’s feet.The child has grownup & wishing u good morning



Subah Ka Mausam Jaise Jannat Ka Ehsas,


Subah Ka Mausam Jaise Jannat Ka Ehsas,Ankhon Me Nind Or Chai Ki Talash,Jagne Ki Majburi Thoda Or Sone Ki Aas,Par Apka Din Shub Ho Hamari Good Morning K ..



The Greatest Inspiration You Can Ever Get Is To Know That You Are An Inspiration To Others. Wake Up And Start Living An Inspirational Life Today.


The greatest inspiration you can ever get is to know that you are an inspiration to others. Wake up and start living an inspirational life today.Good Morning



_/\_ "WISHING"


_/\_ "WISHING"> ','< "YOU"'"\,/"'*:*:*:*:*:*:*,,*,,,................,,,*,, "FRESH N COOL"¤,,,*Morning*,,,¤ ..



Nanheen Kali Khil Chuki Hai,


Nanheen kali khil chuki Hai, Bagiya mein titali gunaguna rahi Hai, Tu Aankh khol tujhe subah jaga rahi Hai, Khwabon ki vo galiyaan sone ja rahi ..



Every Thing Beautiful Is Not Always Good, But Every Thing Good Is Always Beautiful.


Every thing beautiful is not always good, but every thing good is always beautiful.Being important is not always good, but being good is always important.Good ..



If Yesterday Was Lost In Grief, Don't Lose Today And Tomorrow By Keeping It In Your Memory.


If yesterday was lost in grief, don't lose today and tomorrow by keeping it in your memory.A Very Good Morning!



New Day New Blessing.


New day new blessing.Don't let yesterdays failuresruin the beauty of today,because each day has its ownpromise of love, joy, forgivenessGood Morning



Salam Bayan Ker Un Se Mera "Salam-e-Subha",


Salam Bayan Ker Un Se Mera "Salam-e-Subha", ..Aye Hawa..Mera Dost Ye Na Samjhy K Mujhy Us Ki Yaad Nahi Aati.. :-)GooD MorninG..


Pray To Allah Almighty - Independence Day SMS Message

Pray To Allah Almighty
And Show Some Faith N Dignity
Quran Be At Your Side
Islam Giving You A Pride
Sunnah Be A Light For You
That Will Glow And Let You Do
All The Acts To Make You Feel
Nothing But This Land Is Real

14 August Mubarak

Gharur Kerne Lage Thay Jo Apni Hasti Per


Ek Tusi Sharmandey Bohat Ho ,Ek Tusi Itrandey Bohat Ho,Dil Kar Da Hai Tuhano


Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhanodinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.



Sarey Jahan Ki Khushiyan Us K Naseeb Karde,


Sarey jahan ki khushiyan us k naseeb karde, Hasta rahe sada woh.. use khush naseeb karde, Kabhi dil na uska tootey kabhi chot wo na khaye,Usko wafa k yarab ..



Mohabbat Ka Iqraar To Usse Kar Diya Magar Jeene Ki Raah Na Mili,


mohabbat ka iqraar to usse kar diya magar jeene ki raah na mili,usse itni mohabbat ki k kisi aur se mohabbat karne ki firsat na mili



!Tak Tak!


!Tak Tak!!!Darwaza Kholo!!Aap k liye phool aye hain! !!()''''() ,*,*,*,*,*,*, ( ',' ) \*,*,*,*,*/(,)=(,) ---------....Good Morning...:-)


Friday, 4 January 2008

Thursday, 3 January 2008

If You Can’t Move On,

If you can’t move on,
that means you are still in love with ur ex.
Put your crap ego aside,
go n grab her before she goes in sm1 else’s arms.
Be a man, fight for her :/

Pappu Ne Banti Se Kaha, "main Tere 64 Ke 64 Daant Tod Doonga"!

Pappu ne banti se kaha, "main tere 64 ke 64 daant tod doonga"!
Happy beech mein bola, You Fool"64 nahin 32 daant hote hain"!
Pappu: mujhe pata tha ki too beech mein padega, is lie mainne tere bhi gin lie the!

Boys Try Their Best To Pass The Exams.

Boys try their best to pass the exams.

But most of the time their efforts ruined

Because of girls.

Girls work hard to spoil the boys

So they can not pass even this year.

Itna Bhi Hum Se Naraz Na Hona,,

Itna Bhi hum se Naraz na hona,,

"AY DOST"

Hum Badqismat Zaroor Hen "Magar Bewafa Nahn"

Wednesday, 2 January 2008

If One Night - Christmas SMS Message

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you
and puts you in a sack don’t worry
I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

God Bless You And Keep You Safe

God bless you and Keep you Safe
Not Only Today but Throughout Life
that is coming in your way.
May year to follow
be among the best you’ve ever spend

Sending You Warm Wishes And Lots Of Love On Your Birthday.


Always Smile And Laugh, And Never Never Give Up. You Make Us All Happier. Especially On Your Birthday.


Always smile and laugh, and never never give up. You make us all happier. Especially on your birthday.Birthday Wishes



Flying Papers, Multi Colors Of Balloon, Delicate Blossom,


Flying papers, Multi colors of balloon, Delicate blossom,Fantastic people, Love and laughter. What it describes?It's Your BIRTHDAY



I Send To You Warm Wishes,That Your Happiness Will Be As Wonderful As The Happiness, You Have Always Given Me.


I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Many Many Happy Birthday



It Seems Like Your Birthday’s Here,


It seems like your birthday’s here,and I really wish you were close and near…but, since you are so far away,accept my wishes4 a really great birthday!



You Were Probably The Only One Crying When You Were Born - Whereas Everybody Else Was Laughing At You. May You Live To Blow A Thousand Candles, Live Your Life Humbly So That When You Die, You Would Be The Only One Laughing And Everybody Else Would Be Crying.


You were probably the only one crying when you were born - whereas everybody else was laughing at you. May you live to blow a thousand candles, live your ..



My Plane Was Crashed But I M Ok,


my plane was crashed but i m ok,my car was stolen yesterday,i missed the bus,&my mobile's battry was also verylow,thats y i can't get u yesterday,plz ..



Dua Hai Ki Kamyabi Ke Har Sikhar Per Aap Ka Naam Hoga,


Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar per aap ka naam hoga,Aapke har kadam per duniya ka salaam hoga,Himmat se mushkilon ka saamna karna,Hamari dua hai ki waqt ..


NEVER KISS A LADY POLICE,

NEVER KISS A LADY POLICE,
SHE WILL SAY,HANDS UP.
NEVER KISS A LADY DOCTOR,
SHE WILL SAY,NEXT PLS.
ALWAYS KISS A LADY TEACHER,
SHE WILL SAY,REPEAT IT 5 TIME.

I Miss U… - Miss you SMS Message

I miss u when something really gud happens,
coz u’re the one I want to share it with.
I miss u when something is troubling me,
coz u’re the only one who understands me.
I miss u when I laugh and cry,
coz I know that u’re the one who makes my laughter grow & my tears dissapear.

Tuesday, 1 January 2008

Here's An Eternal Wish For A Life Filled With Lots Of Love, Happiness, Prosperity And Togetherness!


We've Had Our Ups And Downs,This We Both Know,Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things,But Our Love For Each Other,Had No Attached Strings


We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for ..



You Are The Parents Every Kid Wished For, You Are The Couple That All Lovers Wish To Be And You Are The Strong Pillar Of Support Every Family Prays For.


You are the parents every kid wished for, you are the couple that all lovers wish to be and you are the strong pillar of support every family prays for. ..



Here's An Eternal Wish For A Life Filled With Lots Of Love, Happiness, Prosperity And Togetherness!


Here's an eternal wish for a life filled with lots of love, happiness, prosperity and togetherness!A very happy married life to the most handsome couple!



Aap Dono Ki Jori Kabhi Na Toote Khuda Kare Aap Ek Dusre Se Kabhi Na Roothen. Yunhi Ek Hokar Aap Ye Zindagi Bitayein, Ki Aap Dono Se Khushyion Ke Ek Pal Bhi Na Choote.


Aap dono ki jori kabhi na toote Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na roothen. Yunhi ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal ..



Nothing In This World Could Ever Be As Wonderful As The Love You've Given Me Your Love Makes My Days So Very Bright, Just Knowing You're My Wife.


Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you're my wife. Happy ..



With You, I Became A Better Person.


With you, I became a better person.With you, my life is complete.Thank you for choosing me as your better half.Happy anniversary!



If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I Would Find You Sooner Than Now – So That I Could Love You Longer.


If I had my life to live over again, I would find you sooner than now – so that I could love you longer.Happy Anniversary to us!



As You Know Highs And Lows Are The Part Of Life, So Accept It As The Part Of Life And Always Together No Matter How Tough Is It To Be United.


As you know highs and lows are the part of life, so accept it as the part of life and always together no matter how tough is it to be united. Happy anniversary.



It Takes Heart, Mind, Love And Strength To Spend The Youth Of Your Life With Someone. May You Both Bond Till Eternity!


It takes heart, mind, love and strength to spend the youth of your life with someone. May you both bond till eternity!Wish you a very happy Silver Anniversary!


Shiddat Se Chahate Hai Tujh,

Shiddat se chahate hai tujh,
Bas tere pyar ki tamanna karte hai..
Jaan nisar kar de tujh par apni,
Itni hum tujh se mohabbat karte hai..
Karte hai har lamha khuda se dua,
Or har dua me tujh apna banane ki dua karte hai.

You Are The Best Cousin In World. That’s Because You Always Cheer Me Up When I’m Down.


Count The Age, Not The Wrinkles You Have. Count The Blessings And Wonderful Experiences You’ve Had, Not The Mistakes You’ve Made.


Count the age, not the wrinkles you have. Count the blessings and wonderful experiences you’ve had, not the mistakes you’ve made. I wish you happy ..



Lifelong Friendship Is What I Want To Gift You On Your Special Day, Which Is Special For Me Too.


Lifelong friendship is what I want to gift you on your special day, which is special for me too. Happy birthday.



Dad, You Have Always Been There For Me. Even When You Were Not Home To Care For Me, It Is Because You Were Out, Working, So You Can Provide The Sufficient Funds Needed To Raise Me. You Are The Best Father I Could Hope For.


Dad, you have always been there for me. Even when you were not home to care for me, it is because you were out, working, so you can provide the sufficient ..



Let The GOD Decorate Each GOLDEN DAY OF THE SUN


Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN dAY OF THE SUNreaching u with wishes of Success,Happiness and prosperity 4 U,Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.



Happy Birthday To My Fiance’, My Lover, My Rock, My Best Friend, And The Most Adorable Birthday Girl In The World.


Happy Birthday to my fiance’, my lover, my rock, my best friend, and the most adorable birthday girl in the world.Happy Birthday



Hope Your Birthday Bestows You With More Happiness,


Hope your birthday bestows you with more happiness, love and fun than you ever thought you could take...and then some! You deserve it all. Enjoy your Birthday!



WishinG U MannY MaNny HappY REturns DAy OF LifE May AllaH BrinGs All Laughter , May Allah Brings All The Joys ,


WishinG u mannY maNny happY rEturns dAy oF LifE May AllaH brinGs all laughter , may Allah brings all the joys ,This day is very imprtant 4 me, Good LucK ..



A Wonderful Sister Like You Is Hard To Come By,


A Wonderful Sister Like You Is Hard To Come By,As You Celebrate Your Birthday Today,I Want To Wish YouA Very Happy And Special Birthday AndConfirm To You ..



24 Sweet Hours Make 1 Sweet Day,


24 sweet hours make 1 sweet day,7 sweet days make 1 sweet week,4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month,But 1 sweet person like you makes life sweet!Happy Birthday


Pray Is An Amazing Exchange.

Pray is an Amazing Exchange.
u handover Your Worries to ALLAH.
&
Allah hands over His Blessings to You

Aap Paas Hoon Ya Door

aap paas hoon ya door
hum apke dil me apni yaad jaga skte hain
na pen ki zaroorat,na msg ka jhanjat aur na misscall ki shararat
bus aik hichki se aap k dil ko hila skte hain

I Wonder How Many Times..

I wonder how many times..

.
we forgive becOz we don’t..

.
want 2 lose someone even..

.
if they don’t deserve forgiveness…

Kitnay Anm0l H0te Hain Ye M0habbat K Rishtay Bhi,♥

Kitnay anm0l h0te hain ye M0habbat k rishtay bhi,♥ Ta'luq t0ot Bhi jaye t0u Chahat phir bhi rehti hai. .