Monday, 14 January 2008

Most People Have 5 Senses..


Pakistan Is A 'well Of Death' Says Uzma Ahmed


Pakistan is a 'well of death' says Uzma Ahmed aur koi Pakpremi, Pak Supporters jo Pakistan ka Tour-Travel karna chahte hai



Bihar Ki Gali Mai Pan Ki Dukan,


Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.



I Feel A Sense Of Relief When I See My Maid In The Morning... That Is Why She Is Called "Calm Wali`!


I feel a sense of relief when I see my maid in the morning... that is why she is called "Calm Wali`!~ Housewife



I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill.


I heard that good looks can kill.....So, please don't look at me, I don't wanna see you die!



Ik Orat Apne Bete Ko Dr, K Paas Legai Or Boli; Ye Bike Se Gir Gaya Hai.


ik orat apne bete ko Dr, K Paas Legai or boli; ye bike se gir gaya hai.Dr say; i dont know urdu, tell me in englisg.Orat say; my londa is gira oondha from ..



Cool Advice


A rabbit runs, jumps but lives only for 15 yrs! A turtle doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives for 150 yrs! . . Moral-EXRCISE IS HELL! JUST SLEEP WELL!



Thinking Of Indians


Thinking of Indians Sarkari Bus me bethna nahi, Sarkari School me padhna nahi, Sarkari Hospital me ilaz nahi, Mager Nokri chahiye ..



Baba Ranchoddas Said On Neend:


Baba Ranchoddas said on Neend: "Neend ke Piche mat Bhago, Agar Bhagna hai to Padhai ke Piche Bhaago, Neend Jhak Maar ke Tumhare Pichhe Aayegi.. ;-)



Main Jab Bhi Mitron Ko Online Dekhata Hoon


main jab bhi mitron ko Online dekhata hoonDil mein sukoon hota hai ki main akela hi phursat mein nahin baitha hoon, kaam dhandha inake paas bhi nahin hai.



Jb Apko Koi Na Dekh Raha Ho Aur Ap Naak Me Ungli Dal Rhe Ho Aur 1 Bahut Mota Lais Daar Naak Ki Cream Apki Ungli Pr Lg Jaye To Ap Kaha Malna Pasand Krnge?


Jb apko koi na dekh raha ho aur ap naak me ungli dal rhe ho aur 1 bahut mota lais daar naak ki cream apki ungli pr lg jaye to ap kaha malna ..



Pathan, Amma Tum Na Muja Pada Hona Se Pehle Dakha Tha


pathan, amma tum na muja pada hona se pehle dakha thaamma, nahipathan, to pir muja pehchana kis tarah



This Cat, Is Cat, A Cat, Good Cat, Way Cat, To Cat,


This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word ..



WHAT DOES CRICKET STANDS FOR


WHAT DOES CRICKET STANDS FOR: C-CASH R-REGARDING FIXING OF I-INDIAN MATCHES BY C-CRICKETERS, ABETED BY K-KAPIL,TO UNDERPLAY TO E-END AND T-THROW ..


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