Arz Kiya Hai?... - Funny SMS Message

Arz Kiya Hai?...
Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,
Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,
Aur Diye Me Jo Tel Tha Sir Pe Laga Gaye

***/****/****/**** - Birthday SMS Message

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**(-------Happy------)***
***(-----Birth-day----)***
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Relations Are Like Electric Currents

Relations are like electric currents

Wrong connection will give you shocks

Throughout your life,

But the right ones will light up your life

Husband: Tum Itni Udaas Quin Ho? Kiya Hua??

Husband: Tum Itni Udaas Quin Ho? Kiya Hua??

Wife: Tumhare Laptop Me Ek Folder "My Documents" K Naam Se Hai,
Jab K Uska Naam "Our Documents" Hona Chahiye Tha,
Is Ka Matlab Hai K Tum Mujh Se Piyar Nahi Kerty,
Jao Me Tum Se Baat Nahi Kerti.. :-D

Power Of God - Christmas SMS Message

power of God no 1 gets it,
tear of God no 1 saw it,
fear for God no 1 can forget it,
love of God every 1 gets it,
Merry Christmas!

Never Get Upset If U

Never get upset if u take more time to get success than others!
Remember...
A Pyramid takes more time to build than an ordinary Building!!

Asalam_O_Alikum! - Good Morning SMS Message

Each Moment In A Day

Each Moment in a day, has its own value-Morning brings hope, afternoon brings faith, Evening brings luv, Night brings rest, Wish u find them all today. ..

Your Love Has Countless Pages

your love has countless pages, no matter open any page it shows your love only, some time has friend,lover, brother, sister, father mother, husband, wife ..

Mistakes Increases Your Experience And Experiences Decreases Your Mistakes. If You Learn From Your Mistakes, Then Others Learn From Your Success.

Mistakes increases your experience and experiences decreases your mistakes. If you learn from your mistakes, then others learn from your success.Good Morning!

Welcome The New Morning With A

Welcome the new morning with a“Smile on ur Face”,“Love in ur Heart”,“Good Thoughts in ur Mind” & you will hv a wonderful day.Wish you a lovely ..

Good Morning My Dear One

May you get a day bright as sun, Soft as breeze, Free like a white cloud, Sweet like a birds song, Good morning my dear one!

Just Love When Morning Gets Here,

Just love when morning gets here,Because i can send aGreat Big Good Morning sms to my beloved.What a lovely way to start my day.Very Good Morning.

Without Your Love My Life Is Useless

sun has wonderful brightness, moon has wonderful coolness, your heart has wonderful sweetness, without your love my life is useless good morning

Teri Yaad Aksar,,

Teri Yaad Aksar,,,,,,,,,,,Meri(,")/))/_,<(_)''//Chaai Thandi Ker Deti Hai..:)Good Morning

Dua Jo Karoon Teri”Zindagi”k Liye,

Dua jo karoon teri”Zindagi”k liye,Lamhe lamhe ki har “Khushi”k liye,Khoob aaye “Bahaar”tere chaman mainTu khush rahe puri”zindagi”k liye…. ..

Starz Light Stars Bright - Good Night SMS Message

I Wouldn’t Be Happy, Without Disturbing You!

Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing you!. Good Night!

Night Is A Wonderful Opportunity

Night is a wonderful opportunity to take rest, to forgive, to dream, to smile and to get ready for all the battle that you have to fight tomorrow. Good ..

Badan Thakan Se Choor Hai,,

Badan Thakan Se Choor Hai,,Per Neend Hum Se Door Hai,,Tera Khayal Sath Hai,, Bari Udaas Raat Hai..Hawa-e-Gham Ka Zor Hai,,Samandron Ka Shor Hai,,Judaiyon ..

All Are Saying To You A Good Night

Twinkling stars, Drooping eyes, All are saying to you, A Good Night!

If You Really Love Someone, Don't Tell Them, Show Them.

If you really love someone, don't tell them, show them.Good Night!

Tumhari Is Ada Ka Kya Jawad Dun,

Tumhari is Ada Ka Kya Jawad Dun,
Apne Dost Ko Kya Uphar Dun,

Koi Acha Sa Phool Hota To Mali Se Mangwata,
Jo Khud Gulab Hai Usko Kya Gulab Dun.

Happy Birthday My Love..

Wo Soya The Mere Dil Pe Sir Rakh Kr Bakhabar

Wo soya the mere dil pe sir rakh kr bakhabar
Hm ne darkan he rok le dill ki kahin un ki neend na toot jae

The Moon Has Been Sighted

Special Dua 4 Special Person:

Special dua 4 special person:MayAllah almighty bless u withSehat,Rahat,Nemat,Izzat,Barkat,Dault,Salamti,Hayati,Kamyabi &unlimited khushiyan :)EID MUBARAK

Respect The Pan Wala - Funny SMS Message

Husband To Wife, "Wow Darling, The House Is So Clean. Was The Whatsapp Server Down Today?"

Husband to wife, "Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?"Wife: No.Husband was completely surprised!Wife: I lost ..

Kal Me Ny 2 Logon Ko BeWaqoof Banaya,

Kal me ny 2 Logon ko BeWaqoof Banaya,Pucho Kese??,?,?,?,?,Bilkul Aisay Hi..;pAb 3 Ho Gaye,Hahaha..:-)

Attending A Wedding For The First Time, A

Attending a wedding for the first time, alittle girl whispered to her mother, “Whyis the bride dressed in white?” “Becausewhite is the color of happiness, ..

Sardar: O Yaar, Meri Teacher Bolti Hai,

Sardar: O Yaar, Meri Teacher Bolti hai,Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.Pathan: Wo Jhoot Bolta Hai,Agar Aisa Hota to Bhains ka Apna ..

After A Quarrel, A Husband Said To His Wife,

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,You know, I was a fool when I married you.She replied, Yes dear, I knowbut I was in love and didnt notice.

Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai.

Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai.Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata?Boy: Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!

I Have Met Lots Of Special People In My Life But You Surpass Them All:

I have met lots of special people in my life but you surpass them all:
There’s no better day to let you know this than on a special day like this.
Happy Birthday, My One and Only.

Parents Leads Our Life - Mother Day SMS Message

Maa Ek Aisi Shaksiyat Ha, Jin Ko Khuda Ne Dunia Ma Bari Ehmiyat Or Izzat Atta Di Ha.qk Maa Apni Sari Zindagi Ki Khushiya Apne Bachon Ke Liye Basar Kar Dete Ha Allah Meri Maa Ko Khush Rakhe

maa ek aisi shaksiyat ha, jin ko khuda ne dunia ma bari ehmiyat or izzat atta di ha.qk maa apni sari zindagi ki khushiya apne bachon ke liye basar kar ..

"Maa Ki Mumta Kaun Bhulaye,

"Maa ki mumta kaun bhulaye,Kaun bhula sakhta woh pyaar,Kis tarah bataun kaise ji rahae hum,Tu toh baitee pardesh mein,Gale tujhe kaise lagaun,Lekin ..

Mommy, I Love You,

Mommy, I love you,For all that you do.I’ll kiss you and hug you,Because you love me, too.You feed me and need me,To teach you to play,So smile because ..

Apni Zindagi Me Koi Kaam Kerny Se Pehly

Apni Zindagi Me Koi Kaam Kerny Se Pehly
Hamesha Kisi Larki e Mashwara Ker Lo. ;-)
.
Phir
.
Wo Jo Mashwara De Us Ka Ulta Kero,
,
Kamyabi Tumhary Qadam Choomay Gi.. ;-p

MERI ANKHON SE TERI YAD KA SAYA NAHI JATA

I Wish You A Life That Is Bright

The dark nights pass by and turn into days of light, I wish you a life that is bright. So my good friend, don’t be fearful, This New Year is bound to ..

O My Dear, Forget Your Fear,

O my Dear, forget your fear, Let all your dreams b clear, Nvr put tear, plz hear, I want 2 tell one thing in your ear Wishing U A Very Happy NEW YEAR

Even If It’s A New Year And Things May Change, I Hope To Continue Our Partnership And Keep Up This Bond Efficiently For Many More Years To Come.

Even if it’s a new year and things may change, I hope to continue our partnership and keep up this bond efficiently for many more years to come. Wish ..

New Year Be The Best Ever

New Year be the best everFilled with joy, love, laughterFun, Humor, cheer!My dear happy new year 2017

Bas Ik Meri Baat Nahi Thi,

Bas Ik Meri Baat nahi thi,Sab ka Dard December tha..Barf k Shehr me rhny Wala,Ek ek Fard December tha..Pichly Saal k akhir me bhi,Hairat me Hum Teeno thy..Ek ..

Phoolon Me Haseen Gulaab Hai

Phoolon me haseen gulaab hai
Husn ke saath zaroori sharaab hai
Duniya me har sawaal ka jawaab hai
Agar koi tumse mere baare me pooche to kahna wo lajwaab hai

Tum Tu Kaha Karte Thay K Waqat Sahra Hai Faraz'

tum tu kaha karte thay k waqat sahra hai faraz'
to phir shub tanhai main roya kauon karte ho

Khayaal Tera Meri - Love SMS Message

I Love The Way

I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always there.

People Aren't As Beautiful As They Look, As They Walk Or As They Talk.

People aren't as beautiful as they look, as they walk or as they talk.They are only as beautiful as they love, as they care, and as they share!

Koi Juda Hogaya Toh Koi Hafa Hogaya,,,,

Koi Juda Hogaya Toh Koi Hafa Hogaya,,,,Na Jaane Zindagi Main Hum Se Kya Gunaah Hogaya,,,,Hazaaron Sajde Kiye Kisi Ko Paane Ke Liye,,,,Magar Jis Sajde Main ..

The Person Who Gets Angry A Lot Also Loves Love A Lot;

The person who gets angry a lot also loves love a lot;Because Red is the not the colour only of Anger, it is also the colour of Love!

Yaad Teri Jab Bhi Aati Hai,

Yaad teri jab bhi aati hai,Neend meri kho jaati hai,Aakhen band to sapna dekhati hai,Khuli aakhon ko bhi tera deedaar nazar aata hai.

U Know Why God Made Eyes In Pair,

U know why god made eyes in pair,lags in pair, hands in pair, & the heart as single?Just to find a heart of ur choice & make a pair...

Socha Tha Is Bar Unko Bhul Jayenge,

Socha tha is bar unko bhul jayenge,
Dekh kar bhi unko undekha kar jayenge,
Par jab jab samne aya chehra unka,
Socha is bar dekhle agli bar bhool jayenge.

Pas Wo Hamary Kabhi Aa Na Saky,,

Pas wo hamary kabhi aa na saky,,

Door hum aun sy kabhi ho na saky,,

Zinda raeh kar bhi kia karyn,

**Naqash**

Jab wo hamary hoi na saky...

Morning Is Not Only Sunrise

Morning is not only sunrise
but a beautiful miracle of GOD
that defeats the darkness & spread light.
May everyday spread light in your whole life.
“Good Morning“

USS KI JAFAOON NY MUJHY IK TEHZEEB SIKHA DI HAI MOHSIN

USS KI JAFAOON NY MUJHY IK TEHZEEB SIKHA DI HAI MOHSIN
MAIN ROTY HUE SO JATA HOON PAR SHIKWA NAHI KARTA

A Really Beautiful Sentence - Good luck SMS Message

A Really Beautiful Sentence
With A Very Wonderful Meaning..

"We Need
Everything "Permanent"
In A
"Temporary" Life..!
Good Luck

UnKe HathOoN Me KangaN Thay BuhAt ZaBardAst. .

UnKe HathOoN Me KangaN Thay BuhAt ZaBardAst. .

BolAy To. .
AdvAnCE ME
TuM SaB Ko MuBaRaK Ho
"14 Augu$T"

HAPPY
INDEPENDENCE DAY

Making The First Move - sorry SMS Message

Making The First Move
To Patch Up Things,
Shouldn't Always Come From
The One Who Made The Mistake
But
It Should Come From The One
Who Understands ... !!

Start The Day With A Really Good Morning

Be Grateful For Another Day

Let’s relish, and be grateful for another day. Good morning!

Words Spoken By Sum1 Sumtymz

Words Spoken By Sum1 SumtymzLeads You To Different Skies FilledWid Delinquency Of ThoseMoments Which Can B CherishedEven In Desolation Of Life n MakeYou ..

Each Moment In A Day

Each Moment in a day, has its own value-Morning brings hope, afternoon brings faith, Evening brings luv, Night brings rest, Wish u find them all today. ..

$alaam Ji, ('.

$alaam ji, ('. O $alaam ji, ('.') <) )> Subah ho gae ji, lo fair, '('.')' *>--( )--<* / / eni sari.. GØØD MORNING,, Be happy & ..

Smile A While And While You Smile,

Smile a while and while you smile,smile another smile and soon therewill be miles and miles of smilejust because you smiled,I wish your day is full of ..

Happiness Is The Delicate Balance

Happiness is the delicate balance between what one is and what one has. Balance it and be happy. Good Day!

Lo Aaj Hum Ne Aap Ko Pahle Yaah Kiya

Lo Aaj hum ne Aap ko Pahle Yaah kiya Is Khobsorat Subha ko Aap ke Naam Kiya Acha Guzre ye Din Aap ka Dil se hum Ne ye Paigam diya GOOD MORNING

THOUGHT FOR LIFE:

THOUGHT FOR LIFE:Har Pal Me Pyar Hai, Har Lamhey Me Khushi HaiKho Do Toh Yaaden Hai, Jee Lo Toh Zindagi HaiGood Morning! Have a sweet Day :)

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,-""-,,-""-,,-""-,,-"'-,-""'-,-""'-,-"'-,"-,,-"-, 'DIL ,-"-,,-""-,-""-,-""-,-""-,-"-,-""-,-"Se ..

To Be Successful, One Need Friends;

To be successful, one need Friends;But to be very successful, one needs Enemies and Competitors.Good Morning!

Ni8 Has Ended 4 Another Day

Ni8 has ended 4 another day, mrng has come in a special way. May u smile like da sunny rays & leaves ur worries @ da blue bay.

"Every Morning Is The Symbol Of Rebirth Of Our Life. So Forget All Yesterday's Bad Moments And Make Today Beautiful.

"Every morning is the symbol of rebirth of our life. So forget all yesterday's bad moments and make today beautiful.Have a beautiful morning!"

Mistakes Increase Your Experience And Experiences Decrease Your Mistakes. If You Learn From Your Mistakes Then Others Learn From Your Success.

Mistakes increase your experience and experiences decrease your mistakes. If you learn from your mistakes then others learn from your success.Good Morning!

'Dream Makes All Things Possible,

'Dream makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, Smile makes all d above so always BRUSH UR TEETH…! **Good ..

Teri Yaad Aksar,,

Teri Yaad Aksar,,,,,,,,,,,Meri(,")/))/_,<(_)''//Chaai Thandi Ker Deti Hai..:)Good Morning

We Are Not Very Close In Distance,

We are not Very close in distance,we are not very close in miles,but hope my sages can touch your heart and thoughts can bring smilesgood morning friend!

Lady Doctor: Tum Roz Subah Clinic K Khade Ho K Auraton Ko Kyo Ghurte Ho?

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai,
Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am

Jany Us Shakhs Ko Kaisa Yeh Hunr Ata Hai,

jany us shakhs ko kaisa yeh hunr ata hai,
Raat hoti hai to ankhoo main utar ata hai,
main us k khyaal sy niklu to kahan jaon,
wo meri soch k har rasty py nazar ata hai.

Improved Looks - Insult SMS Message

I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

Todays Students Thinking - Exams SMS Message

Todays student's thinking.
Thousands of yesterdays are gone.
Millions of tomorrows will come.
But still a hope is alive.
Kal se pakka padhenge.

Anger Is A Killing Thing

Anger is a killing thing:
It kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before - it takes something from him.

Morning Is Not Only Sun Rise

Morning is not only sun rise
but
A Beautiful Miracle of god

that defeats darkness and spread light

This may be a very beautiful day for you

When There Is A Long Gap Between

When There Is a Long Gap Between
Engagement & Marriage,,
Who Is Most Benefited ?
?
Boy
No
?
Girl
No
?
It's The
.
.
.
Mobile Company.. :-)

Santa: Aaj Men Ne 1 Jan Bachai

Santa: Aaj men ne 1 jan bachai
Banta: Woh Kaisay?
Santa: Vo aise k ek Faqir ko pucha
1000 ka note dun to kya karega
Wo Bola
Khushi se mar jaunga
Me ne kaha ja nahi deta

To My Dearest Girlfriend... - sorry SMS Message

To my dearest girlfriend...
I hurt you unintentionally
But I am apologizing intentionally
I offended you accidentally
But I want to say sorry purposefully
I agonized you inadvertently
But I want to make up deliberately
Before I get eaten up subconsciously
Please accept my heartfelt apology.
sorry sms for girlfriend/gf

New Year Is The Time To Unfold New Horizons & Realize

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize
new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u,
to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2017

Na Chaho Kisiko Itna Ki Uski Chahat Tumhari Majboori Ban Jaye.

Na chaho kisiko itna ki uski chahat tumhari majboori ban jaye.
Chaho kisi ko itna ke tumharapyar uski ZAROORAT ban jaye!

Aksar Shaam Koh Aaati Hai

, Chaand

, Chaand,’,’ * buht‘, ‘, , Mubark ho?‘ ,’,’,’,’ ‘Dua he kye ‘BarktoN wala MaheeNaapke lye DheroN kushiyanlaye.

In The Holy Month Of Ramadan,

In the holy month of Ramadan,Stop using caller tune / songsZong: Write "UNR", send to 230Telenor: Write "UNSUB", send to 230Mobilink: ..

Life Is Way Too Short For Long Grudges. Forgive Everyone, No Exceptions. Not For Them, For You, You Deserve To Move On, And Be Happy.

Life is way too short for long grudges. Forgive everyone, no exceptions. Not for them, for you, you deserve to move on, and be happy.Chand Raat Mubarak

Araha Hai Qubooliyat Ka Mahina,,

Araha Hai Qubooliyat Ka Mahina,,Mang Ker Dekhun ga Tujhy Khuda Se..!

'Rahi Zindagi To Phir Baat Hogi,

'Rahi Zindagi To Phir Baat Hogi, Na Rahi Zindagi To Bus Yaad Hogi, Ki Ho Koi Galti To Maf Kr Dena, Kya Pata Ye Zindagi Ki Akhri Shab-e-Raat Hogi.

"Be-zabano Ko Jub Wo Zaban Deta Hay,

"Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay,Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay,Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko,Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN ..

Wishing U 1 Month Of Ramadan,

Wishing u 1 month of Ramadan,4 weeks of barkat,30 days of forgiveness,720 hours of guidance,43200 minutes of purification,2592000 secs of Nuur..

The Best Kinds Of Laughter:

The best kinds of laughter:

1. Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent.
2. Laughing so hard that you feel a six pack coming on.
3. Laughing so hard that tears start coming out.

Koi Chaand Sitara Hai - decent SMS Message

We Can Count The Number Of Seeds In An Apple,

We can count the number of seeds in an apple,but we can't count the number of apples in a seed.Future is unseen,Always hope for the best.Have a safe & ..

1..Russian General In 1987''

1..Russian General in 1987''''pathans are the most ever born on the earth,,these people can't be defeated by force,,,,,,,,,,,2..by American General in ..

"ALLAH Per Aitemad Bilkul Us Bach'che Ki Tarha Karo,

"ALLAH per Aitemad bilkul us Bach'che ki tarha karo,Jisko ap hawa mein uchalo to wo Hanstahy Darta nhi,.Q k wo janta hy k ap usey girne nhi doge"

ILAHI AABRO RAKHNA BADA NAZUK ZAMANA HE

ILAHI AABRO RAKHNA BADA NAZUK ZAMANA HE
DILON ME BUGHZ RAKHTE HE BAZAHIR DOOSTANA HE

A Student Grabbed A Coin,

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study

Hijr K Mosam Mai Ye Barish Ka Barasna Kaisa

hijr k mosam mai ye barish ka barasna kaisa
ik sehra se samandar ka guzarna kaisa
ay merey dil pareshan na ho akela ho kar
wo terey saath chla he kab tha to bicharna kaisa

Dreams R 2 B 4goten

Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived. Desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.
Where it began where will it end. Friends from the start friends till the end!

Jisse Dil Lagaya Zamane Ke Baad

jisse dil lagaya zamane ke baad
usi ne di tor diya lagane ke baad
mujhe gham nahi dil toot jane ka gham to is baat ka hai
kanhi use pyar na ho jaye mujhse
mere mar jane k baad

From All The Toys In The World,

From All The Toys In The World,
People Choose
“Feelings”
To Play With…!!

With Every Passing Year, They Become More Experienced Of Life. It Can Really Create A Difference In Your Style While Matching With Their Personality.

With every passing year, they become more experienced of life. It can really create a difference in your style while matching with their personality.
Happy Birthday

Lippt Rhi Hein Hwaien Mujh Se Sawaal Ban Kar Millal Ban Kar

lippt rhi hein hwaien mujh se sawaal ban kar millal ban kar
k sar jhukaee, teri glli se ghuzar rha hun main rafta rafta

Wishing You A Happy New Year..

Wishing You A Happy New Year..
Welcome New Year Into Our Hearts ..
Into The Soul Of Our Bodies..
Into The Center Of Our Minds..
May We Continue To Helpful To Others
And May The Kindness Spread Like A Wildfire

A Wish For U On Ur Birthday,

A wish for u on ur birthday,
Whatever u ask may u receive,
Whatever you seek,
May you find whatever you wish,
May it be fulfilled on ur birthday n ever.

Kamaal Ka Ashakhs Tha Jisne Meri Zindag Tbaah Kr Di,

Kamaal ka ashakhs tha jisne meri zindag tbaah kr di,

Raaz ki baat ha k dil us se khafa aaj bhi nhi.

Girls B4 Marriage Look Lyk:Barbie Doll

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay Cheeni Maangi Hai

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay? Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say ..

Signboard 4 The Traffic Rules

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da school

1 Chor Ek Larkay Ka Mobile Le Ker Bhag Gaya,

1 Chor Ek larkay ka Mobile le ker Bhag Gaya,Larka Hansny Laga.Dost: Wo Tumhara Mobile le ker Bhaga aur Tum Hans rahy ho?Larka: Bhagny Do, Charger to Mere ..

The Awkward Moment When ;)

The awkward moment when ;)when your friend is arguing with theirparents &their parents turns towards youand asks"Do you ever talk to your parents ..

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z. WHAT R U LOOKING FOR? I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & ..

Jinki Shkal Dekhkar Shisha Tut Jaye

Jinki shkal dekhkar shisha tut jayeaajkal unka bhi 2-4 setting hai had ho gaye yaar...........funny joke of the day in hindi

Attachment Is Not Whn Two People Chat Day Or Night..

Attachment is not whn two people chat day or night.........Instead its that File which we attach with the emails.Yaar hadd hogayi. Zaroori nahi har post ..

Teacher: Jo Mere Sawal Ka Jawab Dega Wo Ghr Ja Skta Hy.,

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; ,Pathan: ..

A Genius

A GENIUS Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100″ -As Such we Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !!

Admi Nadi Me Dub Raha Tha Bola- GaneshJi Bachao.

Admi nadi me dub raha tha bola- GaneshJi bachao. GaneshJi Dance karne lage. Aadmi- aap nach kyo rahe ho? Ganesh- mere visarjan me tu bahut ..

Ladkiyan Lal Rang Ki Lipstik Ke Bish Sheds Me Bhi Aasani Se Antar Bata Sakti Hai

Ladkiyan lal rang ki lipstik ke bish sheds me bhi aasani se antar bata sakti hai aur ladke shampoo ki bajaye condishner se naha lenge aur gaali de kar ..

Girl: I Need Google In My Brain And Antivirus In My Heart

Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart...Boy: U should add 1 more thing.....Girl : What??….…….....Boy: Photoshop on your face..:P:P

Best Day To Propose A Girl

Friends you Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 yes, April 1 …you Know Why that Day?? If she accept its your luck, otherwise just ..

Srdar Ka Beta 5 Subjcts Me Fail Ho Gya..

Srdar ka beta 5 subjcts me fail ho gya...Srdar:Hun Menu Abba na bolein !.Beta: Oh jan dy Abba ay School da test c koi DNA test nhi c...!

Who Says, 'Nothing Is Impossible.'?

Who Says, 'Nothing is Impossible.'?From past few days I am doing nothing and trust me it is possible!

Father:Jao Beta Meray Leay 1 Glass Pani Lay Ao,

Father:Jao beta meray leay 1 glass pani lay ao,Beta:Abu mai nae ja sakta mai game khail raha hu,Dosra Beta:Chorye ABU yeh to hai he batameez.......AAP ..

Figure Wali Ladki Aur Jigar Wale Ladke

Figure wali ladki aur jigar wale ladkekabhi single nahi rahte....boys girls funny sms

Wife: I Have Changed My Mind..

Wife: I Have Changed My Mind....Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now??.. ;-p

KOI MILA HAME CHAND KI CHANDNI BAN KAR

KOI MILA HAME CHAND KI CHANDNI BAN KAR
TO KOI MILA HAME PARIYO KI KAHANI BAN KAR
PER JIS KISI KO PALKO ME BASAYA HUM NE
WO NIKAL GAYA ANKH KA PANI BAN KAR

If Everyone Forgets You, I'll Be With You;

If everyone forgets you, I'll be with you;
If everyone betrays you, I'll be with you;
If everyone lets you down, I'll still be with you;
But if every one likes you, then sorry I will be with them!

Jawaani Ke Din Chamkile Ho Gaye

Jawaani ke din chamkile ho gaye
Husn ke tewar nashile ho gaye
Ham izhaar karne me thore delhay ho gaye
Aur unke haath peele ho gaye

()”””() - Love SMS Message

Kitne Azeez Ho Aap Ye Bataye Kaise,

Kitne azeez ho aap ye bataye kaise,Humari Saadagi aapko dikhaye kaise,Yaari aapki anmol hai humare liye,Chand lafzo se aapko samjhaye kaise

Yeh Saat Aasman Kabhi Mukhtasir Tou Hon,

Yeh saat aasman kabhi mukhtasir tou hon,Yeh ghoomti zameen kahin thairnay tou de,

If Love Is Sweet Why Does It Hurt,

If love is sweet why does it hurt,if love is deep why does it burn,if love is warm why do we shiver,if love is tender why do we cry,if love is forever ..

Kash Ek Shaks Meri Taqdir Hojai,,

Kash Ek Shaks Meri Taqdir Hojai,,Main Uska Aaina Wo Meri Tasveer Hojai,,Zameen Asman Se Toot Jai Mera Nata,,Mager Uski Yaad Ka Har Lamha Meri Jageer Hojai,,

Kabhi "ZINDGI"me Kisi K Liye Mat "RONA"q K Wo Aapke "ANSUON" K "QABIL" Nahi Hoga,

Kabhi "ZINDGI"me kisi k liye mat "RONA"q k wo aapke "ANSUON" k "QABIL" Nahi hoga,OR"WO"jo is "QABIL" ..

Uff,,,who Naram Labon Sa Dheeray Sa Khana

uff,,,who naram labon sa dheeray sa khanakoe daikh na lay,,,ab moje jana bhi do

Tum Ne Muhabat, Muhabat Se Zayada Ke Ha

tum ne muhabat, muhabat se zayada ke hahum ne muhabat tum se zayada ke hatum kya karo gy inteha muhabat kehum ne inteha se ziyada tum se muhabat ke ha..!

Smile: Value To Our Face

Smile: value to our face
Love: value for our heart
Respect: value to our behaviour
Study: value to our future
Friend: value to our life
Have a good day.

Yad Ati Hai To Zara Kho Jate Hain

yad ati hai to zara kho jate hain
Ansu ankhon main utar ayen to ro jate hain
Nend to ati nai ankho main
Lekin wo khwab me a jayen ye soch k so jate hain

Eshaq Jis Ko Talaaaq Day Day

eshaq jis ko talaaaq day day
uski sari heyat edaat

7 Rules To B Happy

Kaun Hai, Jo Manzil Se Dur Nahi

Kaun hai, jo manzil se dur nahiKaun hai jo zindagi se majbur nahisabhi gunaah karte hainhamari nazar mein to koi bi bekasur nahi

Don Not Count What U Have Lost,

don not count what u have lost,just see what u have now,because past never comes back,but some times future can give u back your lost things in another ..

1 Tree Make 1,00,000 Matchsticks But,

1 Tree make 1,00,000 matchsticks But, 1 matchstick can burn 1,00,000 tress,same way 1 negative thought can burn thousands dream.So, Always think POSITIVE ..

Tired Of Many Greetings ? ? ? ?

Tired of Many Greetings ? ? ? ?They Come such as...Hi, Hello, GM, GN, Have a nice day ?Now, Here's My SimpleRefreshing Line.Can u Smile 4 Me ? ?

Time Has Never Stood So Still,

Time has never stood so still,As now these days I've been alone,And I must sit and wait until,The emptiness I feel is gone.

If You Are Not Happy Being Single,

If you are not happy being single,You’ll never be happy in a relationship..Get Your Own life 1st,then try to share it with someone.

A Bed Of Clouds 4u To Sleep,

A bed of clouds 4u to sleep,
Diamond stars as ur bed side lamp,
Angels from heaven singing lullabies 4u,
May u sleep peacefully, Good Night..

Phool Khilkar - smile SMS Message

Phool khilkar udhas hai
samundar ko aaj pani ki pyash hai
Ek bar aap muskura do kyun ki
Bhagwan ko aaj duniyan ki
Sabse acchii hasi ki talash hai.

Jis K Iqrar Ka Intzar Tha Mujhe Love Sms

Jis k Iqrar Ka Intzar Tha Mujhe love sms
Jane Kyu Us Se Itna Pyar Tha Mujhe
ae KHUDA Aa Hi Gaya Wo Hasin Pal,
Jab Usne Kaha Tumse Bahut Pyar Hai Mujhe..

TajMahal Ko Dekh K Bola Shah Jahan Ka Pota,

TajMahal ko dekh k bola Shah Jahan ka Pota,

TajMahal ko dekh k bola Shah Jahan ka Pota,

Aaj Hamara bhi Bank Balance hota,

Agar Buddha Aashiq na hota...;-p ;-)

Hahahaha

Do Yoy Know??? - islamic SMS Message

Do yoy know???
1400 yearss back .somebody loved You, when you were not even there....
Somebody cried for you many nights, Asking ALLAH for your forgiveness.
He was worried about you,Wanted to save you from anything bad . .He wanted nothing but Jqannah for you,
He had wives, childern, friends faimly. who adored him, but it was your names that he kept repeating till his last breath;
UMATI UMATI UMATI.(myumati my umati my umati)
What have we done in response to our NABI(P.B.U.H) love??
Let:s try to follow His Sunnaha in order to prove Our love for he cried just
FOR YOU & ME....

Keep IN TOUCH WITH ME

Keep…………………IN TOUCH WITH ME…..
OTHERWISE……………………….1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32
ALL……….UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!

It Is Day Of CANDLES And CAKE

It is day of CANDLES and CAKE
SNOW and SONGS
DECORATION and CELEBRATION
LAUGHTERS and LOVE
Because it is you BIRTHDAY
I am here to become part of your birthday and to wish
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

If You Are A Chocolate You Are The Sweetest,

If you are a chocolate you are the sweetest,
If you are a Teddy Bear you are the most hug-gable,
If you are a Star you are the Brightest,
And since you are my "FRIEND" you are the "BEST"!

Birthday Wishes For A Fabulous Friend

Birthday Wishes For a Fabulous Friend
Wishing you a birthday that's a very special day--
a day full of smiles and laughter and fun,
a day for enjoying all of life's little pleasures,
a day for enjoying yourself...
and most of all wishing that this very special day
is only the beginning of a very beautiful year!!!
Happy Birthday!!!

Jaate Huwe Yaqeen Ki Daulat Wo Le Gaya,,

Jaate Huwe Yaqeen Ki Daulat Wo Le Gaya,,

Ik Weham Aur Gumaan Mere Pass Reh Gaya..!

Friendship Is Not Something That Is Written On Paper,

Friendship is not something that is written on paper,
because paper can be torn.

It is neither something that can be written on a rock,
for even a rock can break.
But
It is written on the heart of a person,
and it stays there forever.
Birthday wishes and blessings are coming your way, my friend!

Lady To Her Advocate: I Want To Marry My Ex-husband Again.

Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again.
Advocate asks his client, "Why? Only last month you got the divorce."
Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!

What Happened 2 Ur Mobile

What happened 2 ur mobile? I was trying 2 call u but I got this msg:

Welcome 2 the jungle network, the monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

You Have Been My First Best Friend, My Lovely Sister.

For This Birthday, Everyone At The Office Made An Executive Decision. We All Want To Wish Our Favorite

For this birthday, everyone at the office made an executive decision. We all want to wish our favorite co-worker a truly super birthday! So...Have a super ..

On Your Birthday, You Are Wished All That You Hope For, All That You Dream Of, All That Makes You Happy.

On your birthday, you are wished all that you hope for, all that you dream of, all that makes you happy. Happy birthday to you.

Years Have Passed, Still I Remember How You Used To Teach Us And Make Us Learn The Important Aspects Of Life In Such An Easy Way. Madam/Sir, You Still Are The Best Teacher I Have Ever Had. This Is To Let You Know That You Are Special.

Years have passed, still I remember how you used to teach us and make us learn the important aspects of life in such an easy way. Madam/Sir, you still ..

AAJ SORAJ IK NEYA SAWERA KARY GA,

AAJ SORAJ IK NEYA SAWERA KARY GA,TERY DAMAN MYN KHUSHYON KA BASERA KARY GA,KHUSH RUNG KIRNEY HO GI HUR 4 SU,HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO "U".......MUN CHAHI KHUSHI ..

Tumhari Is Ada Ka Kya Jawad Du,

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du,apne dost ko kya uphar du,koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...HAPPY BIRTHDAY ..

I Miss You Doesn't Always Mean I Want You Back.

I miss you doesn't always mean I want you back.
Sometimes it only means you crossed my mind and I hope you're doing fine!

Thief Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Diamond Ring Gift Ke

Kal Ek Aadmi

Kal Ek Aadmi Sir Muh Lapait kerGuzar Raha Tha,,,,Logon Ny Bachon KaAghwa Kerny Wala Samajh KerKhoob Pitaai Ki....Baad Me Pata Chala K Bechara,,,,Shadi ..

Behind Every Successful Student, There Is A Girlfriend.

Behind every successful student, there is a Girlfriend.But what about a failed student?.........Lots of Girlfriends!

Flowers Die,

Flowers die,Stories end,Songs fade,Memories are forgotten,All things come 2 end,But people like u r remembered forever,Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE

Achay Dost "Takiye" Ki

Achay Dost "Takiye" Ki Tarha Hoty Hen,,Musibat Me Seenay Se Laga Lo,,,Tanhaai Me Sir Rakh K Ro Lo,,,Aur,,,,Ghusse Me "Laat" Bhi Maar ..

Whatsapp Walo Ne Bhi Hadd Kar Rakhi Hai

Whatsapp Walo ne bhi hadd kar Rakhi haiAb kehte hai ,Ye cigarette4 group me bhejo ,Dhuan admin Ke muh se niklegaHad ho gayee… Yaar aise thodi hota hai…

Agar Hum Kisi Ko Acha Nahi Lagty To Koi Baat Nahi,,

Agar Hum Kisi Ko Acha Nahi Lagty To Koi Baat Nahi,,Ab Her Kisi Ki Choice Achi Ho Ye Zaruri To Nahi.. :-D

Doctor Implants A New Ear To A Man.

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s earDoctor: It makes no differenceMan: It does,Now I hear everythingbut understand ..

Ek Banday Ki Feryaad.. ;-)

Ek Banday Ki Feryaad.. ;-)Me Shohrat ka Talib Nahi Hun,.Me Protocol ka Talib Nahi Hun,.Me Aalishan Banglow ka Talib Nahi Hun,.Me Rupey Jama karney ka Talib ..

Student: Sir Log Urdu English Men Bat Krte Hen,

Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?::Sir:Ziyada 3,5 na kr.9,2,11 hoja.Warna 5,7 mar dunga.6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir ..

Bharram Rakha Chand Ka Hum Ne Warna Irada Tha

Bharram Rakha Chand Ka Hum Ne Warna Irada Tha
Tere bazu Pakar Leyte Os K Robaro karte…

Ö - Good Night SMS Message

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..shhhhhh...I'm Walking Slowly Bcoz U Mi8 B Sleping ... I'll Just Lev My Msg 4 U: "GuD NI8 & SWT DRMS"
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Bahut Khobssoorat Hai Yeh Dua Hamari

When The Life Is Down And It’s Dark All Around,

When the life is down and it’s dark all around,There comes a star that’s not too far,That star is you my friend.Stay with me forever.

A Coin Is Easy To Earn, A Friend Is Hard To Find

A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it’s okay because ..

A Friend Is Like An Angle, Who Lifts Us Off Our Feet When Our Wings Have Trouble Remembering How To Fly

A friend is like an angle, who lifts us off our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to flyThe world is like a mirror if u face it smiling, ..

You Are My Friend Forever

I CARE For U Bcoz You Are MY sweet _,_,_,_,_,_,_, ¡ ,_,_,_,_,_) ¡ ¡_,_,_, ¡ _,_,_,)R I E N D ¡ ¡ O R E V E R ¡_,_¡

A Helping Hand

A friend is someone Who is always by your side, Offering to be your shelter, Your helping hand, and a guide.

Pyari Bat Ek Sachy Dost K Liye

Pyari Bat Ek Sachy Dost K Liye Agar Main Mar Jaon Tu, Meri Mayyat K Qareeb Mat Aana .. Q K Us Waqt Mery Haath Tmhary Aansoo Pochnay K ..

Rag-e-Jaan Se Bhi Tu Qareeb Hai

Rag-e-Jaan Se Bhi Tu Qareeb hai
Tu Hi Likhta Sab K Naseeb Hai
Jisay Chaha Pal Mein Utha Diya
Jisay Chaha Pal Mein Gira Diya

Without You Life Is Nearly Impossible

Without humor, life sucks.
Without Love, Life seems hopeless.
But without a friend like you,
life is nearly impossible.

Aye To Yun K Jaise Hmesha The Meharban,

Aye To Yun K Jaise Hmesha The Meharban,
Bhule To Yun K Goya Kabhi Ashna Na They…

Har Roz Koi Khuwaab Toot Jaata Hay

Har roz koi khuwaab toot jaata hay
har roz koi apna rooth jaata hay

naa janay meri Qismat main kya hay
jisay main yaad karon wohi mujhe bhool jaata hay…

Winners Don't Do Different Things

Winners don't do different things,
They do things differently...
So do things differently.

My Wishes For You Are Not Limited To Just The Next Year But To All The Years That You Experience In Your Lifetime And In Your Reincarnations!

My wishes for you are not limited to just the next year but to all the years that you experience in your lifetime and in your reincarnations!
Have a fun-filled, smashing, rocking and happening New Years!

Smiles R Birds - smile SMS Message

Smiles r birds which fly from face to face.
May ur smile give them a better nest
So they can live there foreever...

Why Women Wear Watch On Right Hand ?

Jitne Teji Se Aajkal Sampo Me Vitamins, Kaju, Baadam, Minerals Paye Ja Rahe Hai

Jitne teji se aajkal sampo me vitamins, kaju, baadam, minerals paye ja rahe hai Dar hai kisi din use Mid Day Meal ke menu me Shamil na kaar diya jaye

Beta: Papa Aap Sahi Kehty Ho K

Beta: Papa Aap Sahi Kehty Ho K Aurat Ki Kisi Baat Ka Aitbaar Nahi Kerna Chahiye..Papa: Kiya Hua Beta.??Beta: Kal Miss Ny Kaha Tha 5 Aur 2 Saat Hoty Hen,,,Aaj ..

Every Husband Gets A Wireless Net Connection By Default, It Is Called,

Every husband gets a wireless net connection by default, it is called,...WifeEye!

Beti- Me Padosi Se Pyar Karti Hu Aur Mein Uske Sath Bhag Rahi Hu,

Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu, Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye, Beti- Main letter padh ..

LIKHE JO SMS TUJHE WO TERI YAAD ME

LIKHE JO SMS TUJHE WO TERI YAAD ME
SARE PARH LIYE PAPA NE RAAT ME
SWERA JAB HUA TO JUTE PAR GAYE
WO TERE NAAM WALE BAAL GAJNI ME BADAL GAYE

Aag Lagi Thee Mere Ghar Ko “Adeel”

Aag lagi thee mere ghar ko “Adeel”
us ne pucha kia bacha ha
men ne kha ik men he bacha hun
us ne hanus kr kha to phir jala he kia ha
“Real Love”

AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI

AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI
SMART HAI
CHARMING HAI TO
KUTTA PALIYE…
SAAP PALIYE..
SHER PALIYE
MAGAR
GALAT FEHMI MAT PALIYE.

Subha Kai Waqt Acha Sucha Kro Pora Din Acha Hota Hy,,

Subha kai waqt acha sucha kro pora din acha hota hy,,
Good Morning..

An Old Woman Like You Deserves The Best Warm Birthday Wishes! May You Stay Healthy And Joyful!

In Soft Gleaming Night Of Stars, May All Your Dreams Come True.

In soft gleaming night of stars, may all your dreams come true.May every star of every night, bring love and joy to you.Happy Birthday!

If Wishes Were Rain Id Send You Showers,

if wishes were rain id send you showers,if fun was time id send you hours,if you needed a friend id send u me!Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart.

Today Is So Important To Everyone Who Knows You And Who Loves The Amazing Person You Are. On Your Birthday And Always, You're Wished Everything Wonderful!

Today is so important to everyone who knows you and who loves the amazing person you are. On your birthday and always, you're wished everything wonderful!I ..

I Bless The Day You Joined This Company Because Since You Came, You Have Influenced My Life Positively With Your Good Work Ethics And Friendship. I Thank God For Your Life.

I bless the day you joined this company because since you came, you have influenced my life positively with your good work ethics and friendship. I thank ..

On Your Birthday May You,

On your birthday may you, relax more willingly,smile more spontaneously, fell less caution have fewer worries Greater laughter than ever before.Happy Birthday

May Your Coming Year Surprise You With The Happiness Of Smiles, The Feeling Of Love And So On. I Hope You Will Find Plenty Of Sweet Memories To Cherish Forever.

May your coming year surprise you with the happiness of smiles, the feeling of love and so on. I hope you will find plenty of sweet memories to cherish ..

Thinking Of You On Your Birthday, And Wishing You All The Best! I Hope It Is As Fantastic As You Are, You Deserve The Best And Nothing Less.

Thinking of you on your birthday, and wishing you all the best! I hope it is as fantastic as you are, you deserve the best and nothing less.Birthday Wishes

You Are The Pride Of My Life,

You are the pride of my life,You are my only strength,Grandpa you have always been there,Being true and no pretend,I love you, Happy Birthday Grandfathe

I Just Realize Why There Is The Word Great In Grandfather. Because You’re Great, Gracious, Fantastic, Amazing, And Amiable!

I just realize why there is the word great in grandfather. Because you’re great, gracious, fantastic, amazing, and amiable! Happy Birthday, GrandFather!! ..

There Couldn't Be A Better Time

There couldn't be a Better timeto Wish Nice Time Things for U,Beginning with a Birthdaythat's Happy all day throughAnd after that, the very bestof Luck ..

Ajab Lutf Aaraha Tha Dildar Ki Dil Lagi Ka FARAZ

Ajab lutf aaraha tha dildar ki dil lagi ka FARAZ
k nazrien bhi muj pr thee aur parda bhi muje se tha

Ffail To Plan - encouraging SMS Message

If you fail to plan then you are planning to fail.

Bouquet Of Wishes Just For U

You Are Remembered Today, In The Happiest Way And Sent Warm Wishes, Too, For A Birthday That Brings All Your Favourite Things And A Year That Is Delightful All Through.

You are remembered today, in the happiest way and sent warm wishes, too, for a birthday that brings all your favourite things and a year that is delightful ..

I Bless The Day You Joined This Company Because Since You Came, You Have Influenced My Life Positively With Your Good Work Ethics And Friendship. I Thank God For Your Life.

I bless the day you joined this company because since you came, you have influenced my life positively with your good work ethics and friendship. I thank ..

Birthdays Are A Time To Say We Hope You Have The Greatest Day Laugh, Smile And Celebrate With Friends

Birthdays are a time to say We hope you have the greatest day Laugh, smile and celebrate with friendsMay the magical days show no ends!Wishing You Happy ..

Many Years Ago On This Day, ALLAH Decided To Send An Angel On Earth. The Angel Was Meant To Touch Lives And That Happened!

Many years ago on this day, ALLAH decided to send an angel on earth. The angel was meant to touch lives and that happened! Happy birthday my sweet angel!

May You Have All The Joy Your Heart Can Hold, All The Smiles A Day Can Bring, All The Blessings Life Can Unfold.

May you have all the joy your heart can hold, all the smiles a day can bring, all the blessings life can unfold. May you get the world’s best in everything!!!Happy ..

May Your Birthday And Every Day Be Filled With The Warmth Of Sunshine, The Happiness Of Smiles, The Sounds Of Laughter, The Feeling Of Love And The Sharing Of Good Cheer.

May your birthday and every day be filled with the warmth of sunshine, the happiness of smiles, the sounds of laughter, the feeling of love and the sharing ..

Ab Ke Yu Dil Ko Sazaa Di Humne,

Ab Ke Yu Dil Ko Sazaa Di Humne,
Uski Har Baat Bhulaa Di Humne,
Jab Shakh-e-Gul Jalaa Di Humne,

Be With Me And I Will Win The World

Aap Dono Ki Jori Kabhi Na Toote Khuda Kare Aap Ek Dusre Se Kabhi Na Roothen. Yunhi Ek Hokar Aap Ye Zindagi Bitayein, Ki Aap Dono Se Khushyion Ke Ek Pal Bhi Na Choote.

Aap dono ki jori kabhi na toote Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na roothen. Yunhi ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal ..

There Is No More Lovely, Friendly And Charming Relationship, Communion Or Company Than A Good Marriage.

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.Happy Anniversary

Congratulations On Another Year Of Love, Laughter, And Happiness.

Congratulations on another year of love, laughter, and happiness.Here’s to wish you many more and a happy anniversary sweet brother ..

We've Had Our Ups And Downs,This We Both Know,Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things,But Our Love For Each Other,Had No Attached Strings

We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for ..

Sweetheart, I Am So Lucky And Happy To Have You As My Husband.

Sweetheart, I am so lucky and happy to have you as my husband. Thanks for being my partner, lover and friend. This is the best day of my life. Happy anniversary ..

Zindage Mai Ek Bar Hota Hai

zindage mai ek bar hota hai
jane dil mai is ka kiu azhar hota hai
bhut socha tha ke rokey gay is dil ko
per piyr mai to kuch kehna bhe bekar hota hai

Guzra Jo Aaj - Poetry SMS Message

Guzra Jo Aaj
Teri Gali Sy t0 Aankh Sy Aansoo Gir Parhy..

'Aadiii'

'KuCh Bi T0 Nhi BadLa Wahan Faqat Tery Siwa......?

Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop Per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya

Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi

Making A Million Friends Is Not An Art,

Making a million friends is not an art,
but the real art is to make a friend who will stand with u
when millions are against u.

Jo Kaanp Uthta Tha Mujhay Gawanay K Khuf Say

Jo kaanp uthta tha mujhay gawanay k khuf say
Wo chor gaya mujhay zamanay k khuf say
Dunia main kuch khas khush nahi hon main
Jee rahey hein bus mar janay k khuf say

From The Moment I Saw Your Smile, I Knew I Was Hooked.

There’ll Be Flowers, Gifts And Fun

There’ll be flowers, Gifts and fun, as you celebrate your day with everyone, A wish is on your way, To enhance the beauty of the day. *HAPPY BIRTHDAY*

Wishing You More Gifts To Open, More Cakes To Eat, More Candles To Blow And More Birthdays To Come.

Wishing you more gifts to open, more cakes to eat, more candles to blow and more birthdays to come. Happy birthday!

A Day Filled With Merriment

Wish You, A day filled with love, A day filled with fun, A day filled with merriment. Happy Birthday!

Today Is A Gift, Yesterday Is History,

today is a gift, yesterday is history,tomorrow is a mystery that needs to be uncovered.on this day may the mysteries concerning your future,be revealed ..

Hum To Sirf Dua Go Log,

Hum to sirf dua go log,Khak-o-mehr ka kya sanjog,Pas rahain ya door rahain,Mehfil to abad ha na,Aaj tumhari "Birthday" ha,Dekho Hum ko yad ha na."HaPpY ..

Flying Papers, Multi Colors Of Balloon, Delicate Blossom,

Flying papers, Multi colors of balloon, Delicate blossom,Fantastic people, Love and laughter. What it describes?It's Your BIRTHDAY

May All Your Life Be Filled With Loving Memories! Happy Birthday, Sweetie! Let’s Spend Another Year Happy And In Love.

May all your life be filled with loving memories! Happy birthday, sweetie! Let’s spend another year happy and in love.Happy Birthday

Semi Colon Uses - Funny SMS Message

After all those years in school,
I finally know what the semi-colon is for.
It’s to make the winky faces ; )

"DARD" KO "DARD" SE NA DEKHO,

"DARD" KO "DARD" SE NA DEKHO,
"DARD' KO BHI "DARD" HOTA HAI,
DOSTI ME KABHI "DARD" NAHI HOTA KYOKI,
"DARD" ME BHI DOST "HAMDARD" HOTA HAI,

Begano Se Dosti Ki Gunjais Nahi Hoti,

Begano se dosti ki gunjais nahi hoti,
Mout ke badh koi khavaish nahi hoti.
Saayad koi pyaar bhara dil tuta hoga,
Warna November ke mahine mein barish nahi hoti.
I am sorry!!!

Make A Girl To Say I Love You

Boy to girl .... I can make u say I Love You...
Girl : no wayyy !!
Boy : bet ??
Girl : yes ...
Boy : ok start ... say blue ?
Girl : blue
Boy : say pink ?
Girl : pink...
Boy : say love ?
Girl : love ...
Boy : whats 1+1 ?
Girl : 2
Boy : ur age ?
Girl : 18
Boy : hahaha... i tOld u i cud make u say 18!!
Girl : no, u said u cud make me say I LOVE U
Boy : yes i did :D :D :D !!!

Mery Baad Wafa Ka Dhoka Kisi

Mery Baad Wafa Ka Dhoka Kisi
Aur Sy Mat Karna
Gaali Dygi Duniya Tujhko
Sar Mera Jhuk Jayga..

Sir: Apka Beta - Funny SMS Message

Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..

Never Calculate A Person - Advice SMS Message

Never calculate a person on his present position....
bcoz
Time has the power to change an invaluable stone into a valuable diamond.

Jo Sharifon Ki Sharafat Main Baat Na Ho

Tired Of Many Greetings ? ? ? ?

Tired of Many Greetings ? ? ? ?They Come such as...Hi, Hello, GM, GN, Have a nice day ?Now, Here's My SimpleRefreshing Line.Can u Smile 4 Me ? ?

Jisko Tum Chaaho Wo Mohabbat,

Jisko Tum Chaaho Wo Mohabbat,Jo tumhein Chaahe Uska Kya ? ? ?Jiske Liye Tum Roye Wo Mohabbat,Jo tumare Liye Roye Uska Kya ? ? ?Jiske Liye Tum Tadpe Wo ..

"Never Reject Anybody In Your Life,

"Never reject anybody in your life,because, good person gives you hapiness and bad person gives you experience"

ZINDGI Mein Sab Sy”Buri” Baat

ZINDGI mein sab sy”Buri” baat“Kisi ki Aankh mein Aansu hona,“Aap ki wajah sy”AurSab Sy”Pyari” baat“Kisi ki Aankh meinAansu hona,“Aap ..

PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS THROW STONES IN UR PATH,

PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS THROW STONES IN UR PATH,IT DEPENDS UPON U WHAT DO U MAKE FROM IT;A WALLORA BRIDGE--------ITS ALL UR MIND SET TOWARDS UR VISION.

Rishton Ki Rassi Kamzoor Tab Hoty Ha. Jub Insan Ghalat Fehmi Me Pada Hone Wale, Sawalon Ka Jawab Bhi Khud Hi Bana Leta Ha

Rishton ki rassi kamzoor tab hoty ha. jub insan ghalat fehmi me pada hone wale, sawalon ka jawab bhi khud hi bana leta ha(Imam Ghazali)

!Tak Tak!

!Tak Tak!!!Darwaza Kholo!!Aap k liye phool aye hain! !!()''''() ,*,*,*,*,*,*, ( ',' ) \*,*,*,*,*/(,)=(,) ---------....Good Morning...:-)

Tujh Ko Maloom Bhi Hy Kitna "Talab Gaar" Hon Tera,

Tujh ko maloom bhi hy kitna "Talab Gaar" hon tera,Pooch un farishton se jo roz likhtey hain "dua" meri aur "naam" tera.

Apna Tou Chahaton Mein Yehi Usool Hai,

Apna Tou Chahaton Mein Yehi Usool Hai,Jab Tu Qabool Hai, Tou Tera Sub Kuch Qabool Haii.

May Your Light Shine So Bright That Others May See Their Way Out Of The Dark.

May your light shine so bright that others may see their way out of the dark.
Have a very happy weekend!

Good Morning

Faqeerni: Aye Bhaai, 1 Rupya De Do,

Faqeerni: Aye Bhaai, 1 Rupya De Do,
3 Din Se Bhooki Hun..

Admi: Tum 3 Din Se Bhooki Ho To Sirf 1 Rupay Ka Kiya Kero Gi??

Faqeerni: Weight Check Kerungi,
Kitna Kam Hua Hai.. ;-)

I Wish Everybody Has A Happy Christmas And

I wish everybody has a Happy Christmas and
I hope the Food Pantry People have a
lot of food to give to people at Christmas.

SOME LIKE ''SUNDAY'' - Birthday SMS Message

SOME LIKE ''SUNDAY''
SOME LIKE ''MONDAY''
BUT
I LIKE ONLY ''ONEDAY''
THAT IS YOUR ''BIRTHDAY''

Aaj Uski Aankho Main Raaz Wohi Tha

Aaj uski Aankho main raaz wohi tha
Chehra bhe wohi tha libas wohi tha
Usse bewafa kesay keh du Furqan
Aaj bhi uske dekhne ka andaz wohi tha

Just Close Ur Eyes - Flirt SMS Message

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds ...

Open ur eyes!

Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 secs in thinking of a fool.

Practice Makes You Perfect - encouraging SMS Message

Practice makes you perfect
Confidence gives courage and
Hard work leads to success.

Things To Remember In Life:

Things to remember in life:
Love your Friends and not their Sisters;
And love your Sisters and not their Friends.
Happy Friendship Day

"Apni Sochon Ko Pani K Qatron Se Zayada Shafaf Rakho,

"Apni Sochon ko Pani k Qatron se Zayada Shafaf Rakho,
,
Q K,,
,
Jis Tarha Qatron se Darya Banta hai
Theek Usi Tarha Sochon se
,
EMAAN Banta hai.."

HAZART ALI (R.A)

When I Miss A SPECIAL PERSON

When I miss a SPECIAL PERSON, I don't have to go too far,
I just have to look inside my HEART, Coz that's always where YOU are,
MY DEAR FRIEND!

1 Kanjoos Tha, - kanjoos SMS Message

1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha,

How Do You Expect Me

Today Is Your Special Day And I‘m Going To Be Your Personal Genie. Every Wish Of Yours Will Be Fulfilled, My Lord.

Today is your special day and I‘m going to be your personal Genie. Every wish of yours will be fulfilled, my lord.Happy Birthday

Kick Off Ur Shoes, Take A Break;

Kick off ur shoes, take a break;Crank the tunes, dance & shake;Light the candles, cut the cake;Make it a day, that's simply great!Happy B'day!

Because Of Your Love, My Girlfriend,

Because of your love, my girlfriend, I can climb the highest mountain and solve the largest problem. Your love and our shared life gives me purpose and ..

May Your Birthday And Every Day Be Filled With The Warmth Of Sunshine, The Happiness Of Smiles, The Sounds Of Laughter, The...

May your birthday and every day be filled with the warmth of sunshine, the happiness of smiles, the sounds of laughter, the...Happy Birthday

Each Moment With You Is A Blessing Grandma, And I Am Definitely The Luckiest Girl In The World For I Have You In My Life.

Each moment with you is a blessing grandma, and I am definitely the luckiest girl in the world for I have you in my life. Have a grand birthday!

Wen Life Changes - Love SMS Message

Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz. U will still be in my heart till my dieing dayz. I tell no lie this is true. the world has never seen a freind like u.

This Precious Celebration Will Lead Us

This precious celebration will lead us
To the path of a perfect social harmony among all Muslims.
Happy Ramadan!

Mera Pyar B To Hai

Sometimes, I Forget To Say Hi,

Sometimes, I forget to say hi,Sometimes, I even miss to reply, Sometimes, my message doesn't reach you,But, it doesn't mean that I forget you,I’m just ..

How Can I Begin To Say

How can I begin to say I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to upset you.
I hope that you can forgive me.I'm sorry.

Us K Charay Par Isqadar Noor Tha

us k charay par isqadar noor tha
k us ki yad main rona b manzoor tha

befa b nahi kah sakatay us ko wasi
piyar tu HUM NA KIA HAY WO tu beqasoor tha

Gul Ki Aarzoo Aarzoo Ki Tamanna Tamannao Mai Mehek Hai Gul Ki

gul ki aarzoo aarzoo ki tamanna tamannao mai mehek hai gul ki
baghe chaman mai janha se guzre the aap aapke didar ki tamanna hai gul ki

May Your Plate Of Life Is Always Full Of Sweet Seviyan, Topped With The Nuts Of Happiness!

May your plate of life is always full Of sweet Seviyan, topped with the nuts of happiness!
A very happy Eid ul-Fitr to you!

Ek Ajnabi Se Mujhe Itna Pyaar Kyon Hai,

Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai,
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai.

Ho Raat Akeli Pichla Paher Aur Chand Angan Me Aa Jaye.

Ho raat akeli pichla paher aur chand angan me aa jaye.

Tum chand ki manind tanha ho yeh baat humain tarpa jaye.

Khuch khuwab saja kar palkon pe tum chand se batain kar lena.

Hum yaad tumain to karte hain tum yad humain bhi kar lena.

Khuch baat na ho jab aisay hi num aankh tumhari ho jaye.

Tum baat khain pr karte ho dil aur khain par kh jaye.

Jazbat k aisa aalam main muskan labon pa bhar lena.

Hum yad tumain to kartay hain tum yaad hamain bhi kar lena.

Birthdays May Come And Go, But A Wife Like You Is One In A Million. I’m So Glad That I Was Able To Find Someone As Perfect As You. My Love And Respect For You Will Never Fade.

Birthdays may come and go, but a wife like you is one in a million. I’m so glad that I was able to find someone as perfect as you. My love and respect for you will never fade.
Happy birthday my love!

Friends Like You Don’t Come Around Often.

Friends like you don’t come around often.
They’re pretty hard to find.
I would do anything to keep you close to me.
Because you are so sweet, loving and kind.

Tujy Yaad Krty Krty Itni Door

Tujy yaad krty krty itni Door
Nikal ay hain ky Ab Bashir Rishky
Wala be Wapci Ka 2 Hazar Mang Raha hy..!! 😀

Work While They Sleep - Motivational Quote SMS Message

Work while they sleep

Learn while they party

Save while they spend

Live like they dream

Baab: - Jumma Mubarak SMS Message

Baab:
“Juma K Din ki Fazilat”
Mafhom-E-Hadees: Sooraj Nikalnay walay dinnon mai Behtareen Din Juma ka Din hay, Esi Din ADAM Alaih Salam paida hoye, Essi Din AAP (ADAM Alaih Salam) Jannat mai dakhil kiye gaye, Aor Essi Din Aap (ADAM Alaih Salam) Jannat se Nikalay gaye, Aor Qayamat bhe Juma k din he Qayim hogi.
(Tirmazi, Hadees # 472, Darja: Hassan Sahi, Abwab UL Juma, Ravi: Abbo Horaira Razi Allah Unho)

Say NO To Exams - Funny SMS Message

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount of paper
that weuse to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Its Very Easy To Hurt Someone & Say

Its very easy to hurt someone & say
“sorry”
but its really difficult to get hurt & say
” Its Ok “:((

Yaar Tumne 1 Fool 1 Mali Movie Dekhi Hai....

Yaar tumne 1 Fool 1 Mali Movie dekhi hai....
Ye Movie kab release hue the....
any idea ?

HAR WADA-E-WAFA KO BHULANE KA SHUKRIYA

HAR WADA-E-WAFA KO BHULANE KA SHUKRIYA
DEWANA KAR K ANKH CHURANE KA SHUKRIYA

HUM JANTE THY AP K QABIL NAHE HAIN HUM
KUCH ROZ DIL KI AAS BARHANE KA SHUKRIYA

TABER JIN KI DEKH KAR ANKHEN HAIN ZAKHAM ZAKHAM
ITNA HASEN KHAWAB DIKHANE KA SHUKRIYA

JIN KHUSH GUMANIYON ME THY ANSO THAME THAME
UN KHUSH GUMANIYON PY MUSKURANE KA SHUKRIYA

MANA K IS SALOQ K QABIL NAHE THY HUM
HAR FASLA MITA K BARHANE KA SHUKRIYA

The Taste Of Water Can Be Enjoyed Only When We Are Thirsty.

The taste of water can be enjoyed only when we are thirsty.
Same way, the affection of true persons will be known when we are alone!

Mehfil Me Hamari Chappal Kho Gayi To Hum Ghar Kaise Jayenge?

Mehfil me hamari chappal kho gayi to hum ghar kaise jayenge?

To hamane kaha-

Ap shayari to shuru kijiye, itne ayenge ki aap gin nahi payenge....

I Was Going To Get You A Present But They Said It’s More Personal And Heartfelt To Give You A Birthday Message. So Here Goes:

I was going to get you a present but they said it’s more personal and heartfelt to give you a birthday message. So here goes:
Happy Birthday!

Here Is The Weather Forecast For Today, There Shall Be Showers Of Blessings All Over U & A Heavy Downpour Of God's Love All Around U.

Dear Grandma, I Am Sending You A Big Hug On Your Birthday! Here's To You, And I Hope That You'll Be In Good Shape And Health For Many More Years To Come.

Dear Grandma, I am sending you a big hug on your birthday! Here's to you, and I hope that you'll be in good shape and health for many more years to come. ..

May The Blowing Of Candles On The Birthday Cake Also Blow Away All Your Troubles, Worries And Misfortune!

May the blowing of candles on the birthday cake also blow away all your troubles, worries and misfortune!Happy Birthday!

You Are My Hot Chocolate On A Cold Winter, Soothing The Coldness Deep In My Bones. You Are My Lemonade On A Hot Summer Day, Easing The Heat Away. You Are My Fluffy Scarf In Spring And Fall, Wrapping Me Up In Warm And Comfort.

You are my hot chocolate on a cold winter, soothing the coldness deep in my bones. You are my lemonade on a hot summer day, easing the heat away. You are ..

Sanson Ki Mohlat Kb Khatm Ho Jaye Maloom Nhi "dost"

Every Normal Person Has 72 Heart Beats,

Every normal person has 72 heart beats, but 4 myself its 73. The extra 1 is your smile. So dont stop your smile & keep close to me, ..

Wese Tum Na.....

wese tum na.....bohatcute,smart,intellegent,nice,loving,caring,dashing,adorable,marveellous,attractive,friendly,or lovelybanday kamsg parhrahay ho!!!

Some Can Give U Crying Tears,

Some can give u crying tears,Many others can give u laughing smiles,But.. only few can give u laughing tears and crying smiles...Those r called,.......FRIENDS......

Who Is A Dost?

Who is a Dost?Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye,Bevajah sar khaye,Jeb khali karwaye,Kabhi sataye,Kabhi rulaye,Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.

Best

Best day aaj, Best gift zindagi, Best eahsaas khushi, Best feeling pyar, Best relationship dosti, Best person hum, Best friends hum tum.

Jb Yaad Ka - Love SMS Message

Jb Yaad Ka
Angn Kholon to,

Kuch Log Boht Yad aty Hen,

Me guzry dino
ko Sochon to,

Kuch Log Boht Yaad aty Hen,

Ab Jany Kis Nagri Me, Soi Pari Hy Mudat Sy,

Me Raat Gaye Tak Jagon to,

Kuch Log Boht Yaad aty Hen,

Kuch Batein Theen Pholon Jesi,

Kuch Khushbo Jesy Lehjy thy,

Me
Sheher-e-Chaman Me Tehlon to,

Kuch Log Boht Yaad aty Hen,

Wo Pal Bhar ki Narazgiyan or
Maan B Jana pal Bhar Me,

Ab Khud Sy Jb b Rothoon to,

Kuch Log Boht Yaad ate Hen,

Karte Hain Apna Dil, Apni Jaan, Apni Mohabbat, Tere Naam

Karte Hain Apna Dil, Apni Jaan, Apni Mohabbat, Tere NaamMeri Zindagi ki Wasiyat Pe Ab Haq Ha Tumhara…..!!