Monday, 19 August 2013

Girls B4 Marriage Look Lyk:Barbie Doll


Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay Cheeni Maangi Hai


Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay? Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say ..



Signboard 4 The Traffic Rules


A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da school



1 Chor Ek Larkay Ka Mobile Le Ker Bhag Gaya,


1 Chor Ek larkay ka Mobile le ker Bhag Gaya,Larka Hansny Laga.Dost: Wo Tumhara Mobile le ker Bhaga aur Tum Hans rahy ho?Larka: Bhagny Do, Charger to Mere ..



The Awkward Moment When ;)


The awkward moment when ;)when your friend is arguing with theirparents &their parents turns towards youand asks"Do you ever talk to your parents ..



A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.


A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z. WHAT R U LOOKING FOR? I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & ..



Jinki Shkal Dekhkar Shisha Tut Jaye


Jinki shkal dekhkar shisha tut jayeaajkal unka bhi 2-4 setting hai had ho gaye yaar...........funny joke of the day in hindi



Attachment Is Not Whn Two People Chat Day Or Night..


Attachment is not whn two people chat day or night.........Instead its that File which we attach with the emails.Yaar hadd hogayi. Zaroori nahi har post ..



Teacher: Jo Mere Sawal Ka Jawab Dega Wo Ghr Ja Skta Hy.,


Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; ,Pathan: ..



A Genius


A GENIUS Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100″ -As Such we Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !!



Admi Nadi Me Dub Raha Tha Bola- GaneshJi Bachao.


Admi nadi me dub raha tha bola- GaneshJi bachao. GaneshJi Dance karne lage. Aadmi- aap nach kyo rahe ho? Ganesh- mere visarjan me tu bahut ..



Ladkiyan Lal Rang Ki Lipstik Ke Bish Sheds Me Bhi Aasani Se Antar Bata Sakti Hai


Ladkiyan lal rang ki lipstik ke bish sheds me bhi aasani se antar bata sakti hai aur ladke shampoo ki bajaye condishner se naha lenge aur gaali de kar ..



Girl: I Need Google In My Brain And Antivirus In My Heart


Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart...Boy: U should add 1 more thing.....Girl : What??….…….....Boy: Photoshop on your face..:P:P



Best Day To Propose A Girl


Friends you Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 yes, April 1 …you Know Why that Day?? If she accept its your luck, otherwise just ..



Srdar Ka Beta 5 Subjcts Me Fail Ho Gya..


Srdar ka beta 5 subjcts me fail ho gya...Srdar:Hun Menu Abba na bolein !.Beta: Oh jan dy Abba ay School da test c koi DNA test nhi c...!



Who Says, 'Nothing Is Impossible.'?


Who Says, 'Nothing is Impossible.'?From past few days I am doing nothing and trust me it is possible!



Father:Jao Beta Meray Leay 1 Glass Pani Lay Ao,


Father:Jao beta meray leay 1 glass pani lay ao,Beta:Abu mai nae ja sakta mai game khail raha hu,Dosra Beta:Chorye ABU yeh to hai he batameez.......AAP ..



Figure Wali Ladki Aur Jigar Wale Ladke


Figure wali ladki aur jigar wale ladkekabhi single nahi rahte....boys girls funny sms



Wife: I Have Changed My Mind..


Wife: I Have Changed My Mind....Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now??.. ;-p


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