Husband Texts To Wife On Cell..
Husband texts to wife on cell.."Hi,what r u doing Darling?"Wife: I'm dying..!Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live ..
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z. WHAT R U LOOKING FOR? I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & ..
The Inventor Of The Snooze Button Is Dead. His Funeral Will Take Place Tomorrow...
The inventor of the snooze button is dead. His funeral will take place tomorrow..............at 6:00, 6:08, 6:16, 6:24 and 6:32!
Sardar's Son Was Filling A Form..!
Sardar's Son Was Filling a Form..!Son: Papa, Mother Tongue Me Kya Likhun..?Sardar: Likh De, Very Long And Uncontrolable?...;-)
Imagine...
Interviewer: Imagine that u r in room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escape? Candidate: Very simple, I'll stop imagining.
World's Most Dangerous Weapons,even Deadlier Than The Nuclear Bomb:
World's most dangerous weapons,even deadlier than the Nuclear Bomb:1. Biwi Ke Aansu!2. Ami Ki Chappal
Aik Rikshaw Ke Peche Likha Tha K
Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k "SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI" Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko oraa dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha ..
When I Say I Miss School, I Mean My Friends And The Fun.
When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun.And not the school!
Santa Was Drawing Money From ATM.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.Banta, who was just behind him inthe line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
A Woman Is Always Right.
A woman is always right.She may sometimes be confused, misinformed, bitchy, stubborn, unchangeable and may be a little emotional now and then... but never ..
Dad’s Writes On Son’s Facebook Wall:
Dad’s writes on son’s facebook wall:Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.
Figure Wali Ladki Aur Jigar Wale Ladke
Figure wali ladki aur jigar wale ladkekabhi single nahi rahte....boys girls funny sms
Exams Are There, At The Paper You Stare
exams are there, at the paper you stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull your hair. The teachers make you glare, the grades are not fair, but ..
Aeroplane Asks A Rocket
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies, you will know the pain when they put fire at your back!
Difference: It’s Funny When People Discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
Dil Hai Sacha Aur Dimagh Hai Kacha,
Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,Wah WahDil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..Tere msgs nai aa raheyKya baat hai bacha???
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