Wednesday, 23 May 2007

Ek Admi Ne Apne Dost Doctor Se Pocha.


Once Rajnikanth Went To McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, But Mr. Mc'Donalds Refused...


Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. Mc'Donalds refused... Since Dat day, Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!!



1 Halki Si Muskuraht Hazaaron Dil Jeet Skti Hai,Zara Hass K To Dekye


1 halki si Muskuraht hazaaron dil jeet skti hai,Zara hass k to dekye ,,,,/////,,,, (@ .. @) () aay haye! aapne to Mehfil ..



Fill Blank Wth YES/NO


Fill blank wth YES/NO 1)…,Im not mentally fit! 2)…,I have no brain! 3)…,I have no commonsense!4)..,I am mad!



Jawani Ke Din Chamkile Ho Gaye,


jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye, hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye, aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.



Sms Krenge Tmhe Bhari Bhari,


Sms krenge tmhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hme badi pyari, Ye sms milte hi sms kro, Kyoki hme psand nhi sms ki udhari!!!!!!



Doctor Implants A New Ear To A Man.


Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s earDoctor: It makes no differenceMan: It does,Now I hear everythingbut understand ..



Sardar Darakht Pe Ulta Latka Hua Tha..


Sardar Darakht Pe Ulta Latka Hua Tha..Pathan: Oye Yara Ye Tum Kiya Kerti??Sardar: Ary Yaar, Sir K Dard Ki Goli Khai Hai, Kahin Pait Me Na Chali jaye.. ..


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