Wednesday, 10 December 2008

After Drinking:- - Funny SMS Message


3 Aalsi Kamchor Mil K Khana Kha


3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kharhe the,.namak kam lga....1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega....Sb baithe rahe....Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,. ..



Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhe DIVORCE Chahiye,


Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhe DIVORCE Chahiye, Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se mujh Se Baat Nahi Ki, Judge: Phir Soch Lo, Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko ..



Tery Golden Face Ki Beauty Ny,


Tery Golden Face Ki Beauty Ny,Mery Komaal Heart Py Attack Kia,Sbko Reject Kia Tumko Select Kia,Requst Hy Tum Sy Isy Refuse Na Krna,Mery Pyar K Is Bulb ..



Husband: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.


Husband: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.Wife: Jao, Ja Kar Bartan Saaf Kar Do.Husband: Neend Mein Bol Raha Hun, Pagli!



Hey ! There Hav Been Many Many Times When I Disturbed U, Troubled U, Pestered U, Irritatd U,buggd U, But On This I Jus Wana Tel Tat


Hey ! There hav been many many times when i disturbed U, troubled U, pestered U, irritatd U,buggd U, but on this I jus wana tel tat " ..



"Every Married Man's Has To Bear Two Kinds Of Expenses:


"Every married man's has to bear two kinds of expenses:If the wife is fair complexioned, it's on Sun Screen Lotion;And if she is dark-complexioned, ..



Fiza Mein Mehakti Saam Ho Tum,


Fiza mein mehakti saam ho tum, Pyaar mein jhalakta jaam ho tum Aur kaya kahe janam tere bare me Kharche ka dusra naam ho tum


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