Saturday, 20 December 2008

Question:What Is The Fullform Of Maths.


So Tell Me Young Man, On What All Occasions Have You Realized Your True Importance In The Company?


So tell me young man, on what all occasions have you realized your true importance in the Company?Employee: Sir, whenever I have asked for a leave!



Will U Marry, After I Die


Husband: Will U marry, after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Will U marry, after I die. Husband: No I will also live with ur sister.



1 Night A Boy Helped A Unknown Aunty To Reach Her Home.


1 night a boy helped a unknown aunty to reach her home. Aunty:beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai yahi so jao , bittu ke room me. Boy:nahi aunty, mai ..



Mareez: Doctor Sahab, Aap Ny Jo Dawa Likh Ker Di Thi,


Mareez: Doctor Sahab, Aap ny jo Dawa Likh ker di thi,Wo to Kahin nahi mili,Pura Shehar Chhan mara hai..Doctor: Ohooo, Dawai to me Likhna hi Bhool gaya ..



Aap Jaise Log Kuch Khaas Lagte Hain,


Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain, Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain, Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse, Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne ..


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