Tuesday, 5 May 2009

Son: The Marriage Vows Say "till Death Do Us Part", So We Are Not Married In Heaven?


Me Saabit Ker Sakta Hun K


Me Saabit Ker Sakta Hun K Aap Ko English Nahi Aati...UpUpUpUpUpBas Saabit Hua K Aap Ko Up Ka Matlab Nahi Malum, Warna Aap Nichy Nahi Aaty.!



Pappu: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me And Sent Me Her Pictures With Her New Boyfriend.


Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend.Bunty: Really bad, What did you do?Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!



Usne Utari Saree, Fir Aayi Peticoat Ki Bari, Blouse To Pahle Hi Diya Tha Utar


Usne utari saree, fir aayi peticoat ki bari, blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar, yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!



Meri Harkaton Ko Yehi Soch Ker Muaaf Ker Dena,


Meri Harkaton ko Yehi Soch ker Muaaf ker Dena,"Dosto",,K Tum "Mera" Kuch bhi nahi Bigaar sakty..;-pHahaha



Now The Chinese Are Mass-producing Stickers Saying:


Now the Chinese are mass-producing stickers saying: "Boycott Chinese Products" and selling those stickers in India!



Aaj Kal Ke Bacho Ko Kiya Pata


Aaj kal ke bacho ko kiya pataStruggle kiya hota haiHmne toh woh waqt bi deka haiJab S likhne ke liye 7 ko chaarBaar press kerna perta tha 😛



Who Is The Richest??


Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars, 18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses



Ladakiyaan Bhi Had Karti Hai


ladakiyaan bhi Had karti haiGhar ka kaam kare2G ki speed se aur chaat, pakodee aur golgappe khaati hai4G ki speed se!.......new funny sms



1 Larki Qabar Par Bethi Thi...


1 Larki Qabar par Bethi Thi...Wahan se Guzarty Huwy Ek Musafir ne Pucha:Aap ko Dar nahi Lagta Qabristan se?us ny Bara Hi Khubsoorat Jawab diya:"Ander ..



Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main


Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .??? Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy ..



Inspirational Quotes Written On Truck/buses


Inspirational quotes written on truck/busesTu lang ja sadi khair aeEnglish version: you can cross, I will manage 😛 😀



Teacher: Bacho, Aap K Papers Hony Waly Hen,


Teacher: Bacho, Aap K Papers Hony Waly hen,Agar Kisi Ko Kuch Puchna Hai To Wo Abhi Puch Sakta Hai....Student: Teacher, Teacher, Bas Itna Bata Den k Papers ..



Why I Hate C.I.D :(


Why I Hate C.I.D :( An Example: LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha? LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara ..



A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.


A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z. WHAT R U LOOKING FOR? I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & ..



PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .


PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .DHOBTE DHOBTE US K HATH ME MACHLI AA GAI.USAY PAKER KER BAHIR PHENKA OR KAHAJAO TUM TU APNA JAAN BACHAO …HAMARA ..



Thinking Of Indians


Thinking of Indians Sarkari Bus me bethna nahi, Sarkari School me padhna nahi, Sarkari Hospital me ilaz nahi, Mager Nokri chahiye ..


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