Monday, 26 April 2010

Nurse To Patient With Bleeding Head: Your Name? Patient: Santa.


Heaven Vs Hell


Heaven - German car, American salary, Chinese food and Indian wife. Hell - Chinese car, German food, American wife and Indian salary.



Stop Only When We Enter The Examination Hall


Human brain is the most, outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop ..



1 Halki Si Muskuraht Hazaaron Dil Jeet Skti Hai,Zara Hass K To Dekye


1 halki si Muskuraht hazaaron dil jeet skti hai,Zara hass k to dekye ,,,,/////,,,, (@ .. @) () aay haye! aapne to Mehfil ..



Santa -I Kiss My Wife Daily Before I Go To Office,


Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office, Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office, Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!


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