Teacher: What shape is the earth?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear?
Student: Square ones.
Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday.
Student: Round
Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth?
Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.
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