Monday, 29 May 2006

Santa Ne Apne Frnd Ko Lunch Pe Invite Kiya


A Physics Student Proposing A Chemistry Girl:


A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.Girl:Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face ..



This Cat, Is Cat, A Cat, Good Cat, Way Cat, To Cat,


This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word ..



*. . .1 ENGINEER,1 MBA Student Or ZUBEDA AAPA


*. . .1 ENGINEER,1 MBA student or ZUBEDA AAPAkashti me ja rahe thy,k JIN agaya or bola"samandar me koi chez phenkoagr mene dhond li to me tmhe mar ..



Aaj Woh Hamse Jannat Mein Takra Gaye,


Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..



Gunde Ka Beta Oral Exam Mein Fail Ho Gaya


Gunde ka beta oral exam mein fail ho gaya aur aakar apne baap se bola: Un logon ne 3 ghante tak meri puchtach ki magar apun bhi teri aulad hai, saala ..



What Is The Height Of Bravery


What is the height of bravery patience and laziness combined?????? A person sitting on the seashore, waiting for tsunami to cleanup his ass



Son: The Marriage Vows Say "till Death Do Us Part", So We Are Not Married In Heaven?


Son: The marriage vows say "till death do us part", so we are not married in heaven?Father: That's right son... because if we were still married, ..



Shytaan Nay Aaj Foon Kar Kay Muj Say Kaha Keh Kisi Nayk Ensaan Ka Number Do Keh Os Ko Tang Karoo....


Shytaan nay aaj foon kar kay muj say kaha keh kisi nayk ensaan ka number do keh os ko tang karoo....main nay tumhara number dia to hyraan ho kar bolapagal ..



Beti- Me Padosi Se Pyar Karti Hu Aur Mein Uske Sath Bhag Rahi Hu,


Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu, Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye, Beti- Main letter padh ..



If You Read This…


If u read this, I m smart.. If u save this, u agree I m smart.. If u 4ward this, u r spreadin that I m smart.. If u delete this u r jealous..


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