Tuesday, 26 June 2007

Darakht Pr 6 Prinday Bethay Thay.Shikari Ne Dekha Or Unn Pr Fire Kia.5 Prinday Urr Gye.


Sardar: For The Past One Week A Girl Is Disturbing Me.


Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me. I don’t know how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and ..



Banti: Aadmi Bina Koshish Kuchh Nahin Ban Sakata.


Banti: Aadmi bina koshish kuchh nahin ban sakata. Papu: kyon nahin ban sakta? abhi kal ki baat hai ki main bina koshish ke badaBhai ban gaya.



Mulk Ki Bhi


Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, Arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.



Now The Chinese Are Mass-producing Stickers Saying:


Now the Chinese are mass-producing stickers saying: "Boycott Chinese Products" and selling those stickers in India!



Ak Shakhs Rood Pr Ja Ra Tha Rasty Ma Usy Shesha Nazar Ata Ha


ak shakhs rood pr ja ra tha rasty ma usy shesha nazar ata ha wo us shesha ko uthata ha or apni shakal dekh k kahta ha acha to ya ap ka shesha ha or shesha ..



Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch Songs Load Krwane Hein…


Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…



How To Kill A Mosquito:


How to Kill a mosquito: Catch it alive, Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs ,Catch its mouth ..



Girl: What Do You Like In Me?


Girl: What do you like in me? Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it. Girl: Whattt??? Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really ..



A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.


A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z. WHAT R U LOOKING FOR? I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & ..



What Is Difference Between Problem And Talent?


What is difference between Problem and Talent?2 boys love 1 girl = Problem1 boy love 2 girls = Talent!



Keep Kissing


5 benefits of kissing: *changes taste *lips never get dry *burns calories *makes face muscles strong *relieves stress So,



To Be A “Good Professional”


To be a “Good professional”, always start to study late for “Exams”. Because it teaches how to manage “Time”, and tackle “Emergencies”!!



4 Chezain Khatm Hone Pe Bohat Takleef Deti Hein


4 Chezain Khatm Hone Pe Bohat Takleef Deti HeinMohabat RishtaAitbarOr.Itwar(',')<)(>Itwaar Wala Dukh To Rula Hi Deta Hai Ya



Had To Tab Ho Gai Jab Bihaar Mein Ladate Hue Ek Aurat Ne Doosari Se Kaha,


Had to tab ho gai jab Bihaar mein ladate hue ek aurat ne doosari se kaha,"bhagvaan kare agale saal tera beta Top kar jaaye."



Kaun Kehta Hai Ki Mard Ko Dard Nhi Hota?


Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nhi hota? Tango ke bech ek laat maro. Jise Dard na ho, woh NAMARD hai.........................................new ..



Car Se Chooza Takra K Behosh Ho Gya


Car Se Chooza Takra k Behosh Ho Gya.Aadmi Choozy Ko Ghar Laya Or Pinjre Mein Bund Krdia:...Chhoza Jaga To Bola=Oho,Jail HO GAI,Lagta Hy Driver Mar Gya:-



A Physics Student Proposing A Chemistry Girl:


A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.Girl:Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face ..


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