Tuesday, 5 July 2011

Marriage Is Not A Word


December Jab Bhi Ata Hai Yehi Anjaam Hota Hai,


December Jab bhi Ata hai Yehi Anjaam hota hai,Kabhi Khansi, Kabhi Nazla, Kabhi Zukaam hota hai..;-)



What Makes Men Chase Women


What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? - Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving



Kaamwali Nahi Aai Ho Aur Bibi Pochha Laga Rahi Ho


Kaamwali nahi aai ho aur bibi pochha laga rahi ho to saala pair bachakar aise nikalna padta hai jaise ….... Naxaliyon ne landmine ..



Girl:Aaj Mere Papa Ne Mujhe


Girl:Aaj Mere Papa Ne Mujhe Tumhare Sath Bike Pe Jaate Hue Dekha.. Bf: Phir ? Girl:Phir Kya, Mujhse Bus Ke Paise Wapas Le Liye..!!



In Night Packages Ne Tu Hmen Bhoka Maar Dia Hy FARAZ


In Night Packages Ne Tu hmen Bhoka Maar Dia Hy FARAZJis Ghar Me Chhori k Liye Jao k0i Na Koi Jaag He Raha Hota Hy



Inspirational Quotes Written On Truck/buses


Inspirational quotes written on truck/busesTu lang ja sadi khair aeEnglish version: you can cross, I will manage 😛 😀



Dogs Is Truly Man’s Best Friend


Dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car ..



WIFE;Me Ne Suna Ha K Janat Me Maerdon Ko Hooran Melay Gi


WIFE;Me ne suna ha k janat me maerdon ko hooran melay gi Auroton ko kiya mila gay?HUSBAND. Kuch bhi nahi ya offer sirf MAZLOOMON k liye ha.



Golfer: Young Man, Why Did You Keep Looking At Your Watch?


Golfer: Young man, why did you keep looking at your watch?Caddy: This isn't a watch, it's a Compass!



1 Bikhari Mandir Ke Samne Katora Lekar Betha


1 bikhari Mandir ke samne katora lekar bethause kuch nahi mila bikhari Mashid ke samne bethaUse kuch nahi mila bikhari Church ke samne bethaUse kuch ..



Kajriwaal Sarkaar Ka Sabse Bada Phesla To "Sharab Pine Ki Umar Ko Ghtana He Hai"


Kajriwaal sarkaar ka sabse bada phesla to "Sharab pine ki umar ko ghtana he hai" aab modi sarkar laakh koshish kar le kabhi delhi me jeet ..



Aadmi Ka Dil Bahut Bada Hota Hai,


Aadmi ka Dil Bahut bada hota hai, Aur Aurat ka Bahut Chhota Dilhota h Aurat k Dil me Sirf Uske Lover aur Pati k liye hi Jagah hoti ..



A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.


A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z. WHAT R U LOOKING FOR? I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & ..



Thinking About Girls


John’s teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : “John seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about ..



Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.


Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua. Wife :kaun Sa Faayada? Husband : Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai



Kisi Ko Railway Line Per Leta Dekho To


Kisi Ko Railway Line Per Leta Dekho toYe Samajh Nahi aata kWo "KhudKushi" Kerny Laga Hai,YaApni "Profile Pic" K LiyePose De Raha Hai...;-p


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Kitnay anm0l h0te hain ye M0habbat k rishtay bhi,♥ Ta'luq t0ot Bhi jaye t0u Chahat phir bhi rehti hai. .