Two Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree.
Two Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree.After A Moment Of Silence, One Of Them Says,"Wow, That's Got To Be The Fastest We Ever Got To The Accident ..
Achay Dost "Takiye" Ki
Achay Dost "Takiye" Ki Tarha Hoty Hen,,Musibat Me Seenay Se Laga Lo,,,Tanhaai Me Sir Rakh K Ro Lo,,,Aur,,,,Ghusse Me "Laat" Bhi Maar ..
Mere Mazhab Me Sharab Peena Haram Hai,
Mere Mazhab Me Sharab Peena Haram Hai,.Janab..!.Isi Liye Tere Gham Me LASSI Pita Hun,Gham Bhi Door,Garmi Bhi Door..!
Tappu Khet Mein Pet Khaali Kar Raha Tha,
Tappu khet mein pet khaali kar raha tha,usane do baar hava chhoni Gasing Ki.....Purr... Purr....ek suar aur usaka beta ye sab dekh rahe the .Beta -"maan, ..
My Grandpa Said, "Your Generation Relies Too Much On Technology!"
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then ..
Boy: Ur D Sunshine, Without U, Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. Ur In My Heart, Like D Cloud Wind In D Sky.
Boy: Ur d sunshine, without u, life is a dreamy cloud. Ur in my heart, like d cloud wind in d sky.Girl: is this a proposal or weather report??
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