A Boy Was Trying 2 Propose A Girl

Pappu: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me And Sent Me Her Pictures With Her New Boyfriend.

Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend.Bunty: Really bad, What did you do?Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!

Usne Hatho Pr Mehndi Lgai Hai,

Usne hatho pr mehndi lgai hai, Hmne uski doli sjai hai, Hmei pata tha woh bewafa niklegi Isliye hmne uski choti behen ko bhi fasaya hai ..

This Cat, Is Cat, A Cat, Good Cat, Way Cat, To Cat,

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word ..

Man At Medical Store:I Need Poison

Man at medical store:I need poisonChemist: I can't sell you thatMan shows his marriage certificate...Chemist: Oh! sorry,I didn't knew u had a prescription.

After A Quarrel, A Husband Said To His Wife,

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,You know, I was a fool when I married you.She replied, Yes dear, I knowbut I was in love and didnt notice.