This Year Is A Mathematical Operatin Year Of '1'

Mere Mobile Ka Accident Ho Gaya Hai,

Mere Mobile ka Accident ho gaya Hai, Dr. Jazz ne Kaha Hai K Bohat se Sms Ki Bottle Charhani Paregi. So Plz Donate Much More SMS IT'S URGENT. It's in ICU.. ..

Nice People Are Like Wind,

Nice people are like Wind,:you can only feel their presence and sincerity:Don't look here and there to find themJust look at the name of Sender:

Husband: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.

Husband: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.Wife: Jao, Ja Kar Bartan Saaf Kar Do.Husband: Neend Mein Bol Raha Hun, Pagli!

Tu Sawal Nahi Ek Paheli Hai,,

Tu Sawal Nahi Ek Paheli Hai,,Wah Wah Wah..Tu Sawal Nahi Ek Paheli Hai,,:::::::::Meri Manzil Tu nahi Teri Saheli hai.. ;-)

A Doctor Got A Call From A Woman, "My Husband Just Swallowed The Aspirins, What Shall I Do?"

A doctor got a call from a woman, "My husband just swallowed the aspirins, what shall I do?"The doctor replied, "Give him a headache, what ..

Mehngaai Jis Raftar Se Barh Rahi Hai,

Mehngaai Jis Raftar Se Barh Rahi Hai, Jald Hi Cooking Shows Me Kaha Jaye Ga: "Namak Mirch Hasb-e-Zaiqa Aur Tamater Piyaz Hasb-e-Oqaat Dalen." :-D

This Cat, Is Cat, A Cat, Good Cat, Way Cat, To Cat,

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word ..

Apni Wife Ko Pakro Aur Ek Kamray Me Lock Ker Do.

Apni Wife Ko Pakro Aur Ek Kamray Me Lock Ker Do.Phir Apny Dog Ko Pakro Aur Dueray Kamray Me Lock Ker Do..3,4 Ghanton k Baad Dono Kamray Kholo..Phir Dekho ..

Shadi Me Aik Sardar Boht Dair Se Khana Ka Raha Tha Kisi Ne Poocha Kab Tak Khao Gy,

Shadi me aik sardar boht dair se khana ka raha tha kisi ne poocha kab tak khao gy, sardar.. Me tu khud tang hon par kiya kron card pe likha tha "KHANA ..