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Husband : Kaha Gayab Thi 4 Ghante Se?

Husband : Kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?Wife : Mall me gai thi, shopping karane.H : Kya kya liya?W : Ek hair band aur 45 selfies

I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill.

I heard that good looks can kill.....So, please don't look at me, I don't wanna see you die!

Bus Chali Jhatka Laga Chintu Ladki Pe Ja Gira,

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Shadi K Aglay Din Bivi Ghussy Se : Subha Subha Aap Ny Mere Chehry Per Paani Q Dala??

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Whatsapp,Facebook, Instagram Ki Vajah Se Ghareloo Mahilaon

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Shadi Me Ek Admi Bohat Dair Tak Khana Khata Raha..

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What's The Difference Between:

What's the difference between:1. Boyfriend2. Lover3. Husband4. Ex BoyfriendVery Simple, Yaar1. Prepaid2. Postpaid3. Lifetime4. Coin box!