Saturday, 18 April 2015

Sacha Pyaar Wo Hai...... - Funny SMS Message


Monkeys Like You Should Be Kept In The Zoo


Roses r red, violets r blue, monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Dont get angry, you will find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.



Evolution Of MAN:


Evolution of MAN: Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,, Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,, Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,, Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar ..



Mirza Ghalib Kya Khoob Keh Gae Hain,


Mirza Ghalib kya khoob keh gae hain,Jald bazi me Shaadi kar k saara jeevan bigaar lo gey,Wah,Wah......Or Soch samaj K karoge to bhi konsa "TEER" maar lo ..



Bhala Ho Sarkaar Ka, Jo Har Ghar Mein Shauchaalay Banava Diye,


bhala ho sarkaar ka, jo har ghar mein shauchaalay banava diye, nahi to gaanv ke raaste mein aise bach bach ke chalana padta tha jaise ki har jagah Mains ..



Will U Marry, After I Die


Husband: Will U marry, after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Will U marry, after I die. Husband: No I will also live with ur sister.



Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,


Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,You should Know what you are,And once You Know what you are,Mental Hospital is not So Far..;-p


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