2 Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree.
2 Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree.After A Moment Of Silence, One Of Them Says,"Wow, That's Got To Be The Fastest We Ever Got To The Accident ..
1 Halki Si Muskuraht Hazaaron Dil Jeet Skti Hai,Zara Hass K To Dekye
1 halki si Muskuraht hazaaron dil jeet skti hai,Zara hass k to dekye ,,,,/////,,,, (@ .. @) (
Sun Makes Moon Shine,
Sun makes Moon shine,Current makes Bulbs shine,Wax makes Candles shine,But, I'm Really Confused;What makes ur Teeth Shine..-Harpic- or -Domex-.. ;-p
Teacher : Correct The Sentence, “A Bull And A Cow Is Grazing In The Field”
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field” Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field ..
An Old Lady Was Sending Her Family A Large Bible.
An old lady was sending her family a large Bible.`Is there anything breakable in this package,M'am?`"Only the Ten Commandments", she replied ..
Pappu: Maa, Mainne Sapana Dekha Ki Mera Ek Paanv Zameen Par Aur Doosara Aasaman Mein Hai!
Pappu: Maa, mainne sapana dekha ki mera ek paanv zameen par aur doosara aasaman mein hai!jeeto: beta, aise sapane mat dekha kar; ek hee chaddhi hai, ..
Pucha Mujhse Chand Sitaro Ne,
Pucha mujhse chand sitaro ne, tuje bhula diya kya tere jigari yaro ne, maine kaha, bhul to nhi skte,bas lage honge kamine kisi ko patane me.....funny ..
Baap: Tum Apnay Baal Q Nahi Katwaty Ho??
Baap: Tum Apnay Baal Q Nahi Katwaty Ho??Beta: Papa, Ye Aaj Kal ka Fashion Hai.Baap Ghusse se: Oye...Kal jo Larky Waly Teri Behan ko Dekhny Aaye thy,Wo ..
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