May You Have Such An Incredibly Special Birthday That Every Day Afterward Starts And Ends With Joy, Love, Laughter And Peace Of Mind.

Happy Birthday To The Most Awesome Soul I Know,

Happy birthday to the most awesome soul I know,I may not show,You on a daily basis, but I love you a lot,From my very thought,Love you grandpa,Happy birthday ..

Dad : Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday?

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. …….

WISH YOU VERY VERY

WISH YOU VERY VERY{}__{},,¤,,¤,( ¤ APPY,,¤,{__}{__},,¤,,¤,BAKRA ..

Birthdays Come And Birthdays Go

Birthdays come and birthdays gowith every year it feels less slow,But I want you to hold this moment forever,and never let it go!Your dreams for the futureand ..

Years Have Passed, Still I Remember How You Used To Teach Us And Make Us Learn The Important Aspects Of Life In Such An Easy Way. Madam/Sir, You Still Are The Best Teacher I Have Ever Had. This Is To Let You Know That You Are Special.

Years have passed, still I remember how you used to teach us and make us learn the important aspects of life in such an easy way. Madam/Sir, you still ..

I Want To Thank You My Sis, For Being The Most Loving And Caring Sister In This Entire World. No One Understands Me Better Than You.

I want to thank you my sis, for being the most loving and caring sister in this entire world. No one understands me better than you. Wish you a Happy Birthday.

If You Are Single On This Birthday Too, Don't Be Sad.

If you are single on this birthday too, don't be sad.You're just missing out on big expenses, less self respect, unnecessary arguments, huge phone bills ..

Dua Mile Bando Se Khushiyan Mile Jag Se,

Dua Mile Bando Se Khushiyan Mile Jag Se,Sath Mile Apno Se Rehmat Mile Rab Se,Zindagi Me Aap Ko Be Panah Pyar Mile,Kush Rahe Aap Duniya Mein Ziyda Sub Se.Saalgira ..

As D Sun Kisses U

As d Sun Kisses U
Awake
Did U Hear GOD Whisper
""I Love U"" 2 Ur Ear ?
Hop d Noise Of d Day
Won't Drown HIS Voice
As HE Repeats Dese
Words 2 U All Day
good morning Sweetheart

1 Ladka Gadhe Ke Samne Gir Gaya....

1 ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya....
1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha, "Apne bade bhai k pair chu rahe ho ????
"ladka bola, " Ji Bhabhiji......

Banta: Yaar Ye Raamadev Baaba Waala Aata Noodles Kharida Hai,

Banta: yaar ye raamadev baaba waala aata noodles kharida hai,
inako khaana kaise hai ?
Santa: ek naak band karake doosari naak se andar khinchana hain...baba ramdev jokes sms

Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.

Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.
Wife :kaun Sa Faayada?
Husband : Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai

Banti: Aadmi Bina Koshish Kuchh Nahin Ban Sakata.

Dogs Is Truly Man’s Best Friend

Dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car ..

Husband & Wife Are Like Liver And Kidney

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with ..

Santa Was Drawing Money From ATM.

Santa was drawing money from ATM.Banta, who was just behind him inthe line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Life Without U Is Impossible,

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello ..

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(".") <( (> _! !_ " I am Bodyguard. Aap ki girlfrnd ke liye, Jarurat ho to Phone kare. Mujh pe ek ehsan ..

The Most Hungry And Sad Moment:

The most hungry and sad moment:When you're sitting in the examination hall, feeling hungry,And then the invigilator is served hot "tea with samosas"!

What's The Similarity Between An Income Tax Officer And A Caller Tune?

What's the similarity between an Income Tax Officer and a Caller Tune?In both the cases, one pays the money and the others enjoy.

Hindi Teacher To Santa: What Is The Name Of Your Father?

Hindi Teacher to Santa: What is the name of your father?Santa: Google Singh Teacher: How's that name?Santa: Where ever I go, he always finds me out.

Ek Aurat Apni Parosan Ko Bata Rahi Thi K

Ek Aurat Apni Parosan ko bata rahi thi kDoctor ny Mujhy Khana Pakany se mana kiya hai..Parosan : Wo Q? Kiya Tum Beemar ho??Aurat : Me nahi, Mere Shoher ..

Teacher:Your Son's Result Card Eng20

Teacher:Your Son's Result Card Eng20Math20 Urdu19 Chem20 Bio19 Total 98Sardr TOTAL Me to Kamal Hi Kr Dia,isSubject Ka Teachar Kon Ha

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z. WHAT R U LOOKING FOR? I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & ..

WHY In Wedding Ceremony Women Sits On Left N Man On Right?

WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right? BCoz according to balance sheet all assets r on right side n liabilities on left ..

Better Think Before You Smile

1 smile = 1 friendship 1 friendship = 1 love 1 love = 1 proposal 1 proposal = 1 marriage And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem. so better think before ..

Boy: "ILY.."

Boy: "ILY.." Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too FOREVER." Boy: Stupid !"I Said, 'I'm Leaving You".. ;-p ;-)

Teri Dosti Me Diwane Ho Gaye,

Teri Dosti me Diwane ho gaye,Tujhe apna banate banate Begane ho gaye.Pukaar le ek baar Piyar se Mere DostBandar ki Aawaz sune Zamane ho gaye...;-)

What Is Skeleton?

Teacher: what is skeleton? Student: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Thief Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Diamond Ring Gift Ke

Thief ne apni mangetar ko diamond ring gift ke Mangetar: is ring ke kiya qeemat ho ge? Thief: Kuch ni bs 3 saal ke saza :P :D

Mohabbat Aazmani Ho Tou Bas Itna Hi Kaafi Hay

Mohabbat Aazmani Ho Tou Bas Itna Hi Kaafi Hay
Zara Sa Rooth Kr Dekho Mananey Kon Aata Hy