Kaun Kehta Hai Ki Mard Ko Dard Nhi Hota?

Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nhi hota?
Tango ke bech ek laat maro.
Jise Dard na ho, woh NAMARD hai.........................................new funny sms

Mujh Sy To Khush Naseeb Mere Ye Chand Alfaaz Hain 'Bhatti'

Mujh sy to khush naseeb mere ye chand alfaaz hain 'Bhatti'
jinhay parhey gi kuch dair nigah teri

Shadi Me Ek Admi Bohat Dair Tak Khana Khata Raha..

Laughing Is The Best Medicine,

Laughing Is The Best Medicine,But If U Are Laughing for No Reason,You Need Medicine...;-p

Ek Murghi Ko Qatal Karen,

Ek Murghi Ko Qatal Karen,Oil Me Usay Ghusal Den,Phir Dahi Ka Sufaid Kafan Den,Shan Masalay se Khushboo ki Dhuni Den,Is k Baad Chawal me Is ki Qabar Banaen,Jab ..

Hey ! There Hav Been Many Many Times When I Disturbed U, Troubled U, Pestered U, Irritatd U,buggd U, But On This I Jus Wana Tel Tat

Hey ! There hav been many many times when i disturbed U, troubled U, pestered U, irritatd U,buggd U, but on this I jus wana tel tat " ..

Delhite Girl 1 - Mere Paas Property Hai, Bangla Hai, Farm House Hai, Bank Balace Hai, BMW Car Hai Tumhare Paas Kaya Hai??

Delhite Girl 1 - Mere paas property Hai, Bangla Hai, Farm House Hai, bank balace hai, BMW Car hai tumhare paas kaya hai?? Delhite Girl 2- Oye Mere ..

A Sweet Story.

A Sweet Story.Once a girl asked a boy:Why we have units 2 measure weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc.But nothing 2 measure Luv,Trust,Frndship.Why?Boy ..

Shaadi Se Pahle Ladke Ne Ladaki Se Vaada Kiya Tha,

shaadi se pahle ladke ne ladaki se vaada kiya tha, "main tughe chaand taare doonga." ladki ne shaadi kar li aur unaka ek bachcha ho gaya, ..

Santa: Just Fancy, My Wife Even Takes My Shoes Off With Her Own Hands.

Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.Banta: When you come in at night?Santa: No, when I want to go out!

Friend 1: I Bought A Guitar That Tells Time

Friend 1: I bought a guitar that tells timeFriend 2: How does it work, bro?Friend 1: Everytime i play it, my neighbors screamsIt is 2 AM, Idiot

Attending A Wedding For The First Time, A

Attending a wedding for the first time, alittle girl whispered to her mother, “Whyis the bride dressed in white?” “Becausewhite is the color of happiness, ..

Duniya Vaale Poochhate Hain :

Duniya vaale poochhate hain :
adhoore sapane poore karane ke lie
kya karana chaahie ?
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hamaara javaab hai:
Dobaara so jaana chaahie...

Talk 2 Me When I’m Bored

Talk 2 me when i’m bored,
kiss me when i’m sad,
hug me when i cry,
care 4 me when i die,
love me when i’m still alive.

Kab Ka Dil Me Chhupaye Phirta Hun,,

Kab Ka Dil Me Chhupaye Phirta hun,,
,
Teri Yaadon Ki Siskiyan Jana..!!

A Smile Is A Powerful Weapon

A smile is a powerful weapon.
no one has ever seen a smiling face
that was not beautiful.
A smile goes a long way ,
but you are the one who must start it on its journey…