Tuesday, 3 May 2016

IIT Exam Santa Got 1 Question


Nike Was Founded By A Man, So Its Tagline Says


Nike was founded by a Man, so its tagline says"Just do it!"If 'Nike' had been founded by a woman, its tagline would have been:"Just do it... ..



Boys Room Before Marriage


boys room before marriage Perfumes, Love letters, Gifts, Friendship Bands, Cards & Nokia E7 After Marriage ..



Internet Par Ladki Pataayi,


Internet par ladki pataayi, Internet par ho gayi sagaayi, Internet par divorce ho gaya, Isi bahaane computer ka course ho gaya



Khushi Parsh Per Hogi,


Khushi Parsh per Hogi,Charcha Arsh per Hoga,Ek Sunnat Ada Hogi,Ek Farz Ada Hoga,Sitaron me Chamak Hogi,Chand bhi Chamakta Hoga,Wallah Kiya Khushi Hogi,,,,,Jab ..


Monday, 2 May 2016

Munfarid Rehne Ka Andaaz Tumhen Tanha Na Kar De,,

Munfarid Rehne ka Andaaz Tumhen Tanha Na kar de,,

Ho jay Subah To kisi ka Haal B Pooch Liya karo...?

Sunday, 1 May 2016

Aap Kitnay Achay Hain - Funny SMS Message


Samandar K Kinaray Betha Hun,,


Samandar K Kinaray Betha Hun,,Kabhi Na Kabhi To Lehar Aayegi,,Qismat Badly Ya Na Badly,,Kam Az Kam Chappal To Dhul Jaye Gi.. :-D



Money Is Made From Paper,


Money is made from Paper,Paper is made from Woods,Woods are from Trees,Which means Money grows on Trees


FRIENDSHIP IS NOT THE COLLECTION OF HEARTS

FRIENDSHIP IS NOT THE COLLECTION OF HEARTS
BUT IT'S THE SELECTION OF HEARTS
ALL FRIENDS ARE NOT TRUE
BUT TRUE FRIENDS ARE FEW

Read Clearly :- To Knw Diff Between Real And Just Friends!

Read clearly :- To knw diff between real and just friends!
Jf : cals ur name sweetly,
RF : cals u alwys wid stupid silly names.
Jf : wil nvr hurt u,
RF : "hurt u often wid 1000's of apologies"..
Jf : know a few things abt u,
RF : Cud write a book abt u..

Barish Rainy Day SMS Message

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KHUBSURAT SI BARISH KA YE HASEEN NAZARA APKO BHEJ RAHI HOON
"HAPPY RAINY DAY"

Welcome To The New Morning With

Welcome to the new morning with
smile on ur face
LOVE in ur “heart”
Good Thoughts in ur “mind”
Wish u A Brightest Morning..

Kitnay Anm0l H0te Hain Ye M0habbat K Rishtay Bhi,♥

Kitnay anm0l h0te hain ye M0habbat k rishtay bhi,♥ Ta'luq t0ot Bhi jaye t0u Chahat phir bhi rehti hai. .