(o_@) - Funny SMS Message

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Sorry yaar, Jor se aayi thi.
Tera mobile ka Inbox Khali tha to kar diya.
Don't mind Saaf kar lena.

Smile Costs Less Than Elecricity

A Smile costs less than elecricity but gives more light..
So always keep Smiling & prove that u r d Best Tubelight.. ;-)

Good Time - Miss you SMS Message

Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
In the Mean Time

I Miss U All The Time

Doctor Implants A New Ear To A Man.

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing....

Zameen Maele Nai Hote - islamic SMS Message

"Jo LOG Paak Daman,BE-KHABAR,momin Aurton Par TOHMATEIN Lagate Hain UN Par Dunya Aur Aakhirat Mein La'anat Ki Gai Aur Un K Liay Bara AZAB Hy.

"Jo LOG paak daman,BE-KHABAR,momin aurton par TOHMATEIN lagate hain UN par dunya aur aakhirat mein la'anat ki gai aur un k liay bara AZAB hy.(Surah ..

Zindagi Mili Zra C Thi,

zindagi mili zra c thi,
kuch es m kami zra c thi

wo roz hota gaya pass mere
lekin phir b dori zra c thi

qasoor chachme awara ka zada tha
meri to marzi zra c thi

muhabbat bant di us ne zamane bhar m
jo mere hisse m ae zra c thi

Ay Bad E Saba Odher Se Guzarna

Ay Bad e Saba odher se guzarna
karta hay tujhey yaad koi itna osey kehna
Ek or BARAS bin dekhey tujh ko guzar gaya
Is saal na tarsana itna osey kehna