GOD Is So Wise That

GOD is so wise that
he never created FRIENDS with pricetags,
Because….. if He did,
I can”t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!

Kisi Ne Sir Kataya Tha,

Kisi Ne Sir Kataya tha,
Najane Kitno Ne Ghar
Lutaya Tha,
Ye Din Mushkil Se Ata Hi,
Ye Din Mushkil Se Aaya Tha,
SALAM Beshumar azadi K Un SAHIDON Per,
Jinho Ne RAH-E-azadi Min
Apna KHOON Bahaya Tha,
SALAAM Un MAAON BEHNO, BETIYON Per,
Jinho Ne Apney MUQADDAS ANCHAL Se Ye AZEEM PARCHAM Bnaya Tha

Jashn e Azadi Mubarak

Banta: Why We Do 'Haldi' Ceremony Before Marriage?

Banta: Why we do 'Haldi' ceremony before Marriage?
Santa: The Haldi Ceremony for the groom is actually a refined form of marination
of the chicken before it is sent for roasting!

Tum Aise Kyun Ho - Flirt SMS Message

Tum itne sweet q ho?
Tum itne innocent q ho?
Tum itne intelligent q ho?
Tum itne lucky q ho?
Simple
Ab tum mere friend ho to kuchh to mera asar hoga na!

Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty Swallowed Two 5 Rupee Coins.

Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins.
Teacher: Now, why would he do that?
Pappu: It was his lunch money!

Ajeeb "Kashmakash" Me Guzari Hai Zindagi Apni. . .

Ajeeb "Kashmakash" me Guzari hai Zindagi Apni. . .
♥ Dilon me Raaj kiya phr b "Pyar" ko Tarsay. . .♥♥♥

Friends Are Like Fish. One Has To Sit Patiently For A Long Time To Catch A Good One.

Friends are like fish. One has to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one.
Just like I caught you.
So better stay nice...
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otherwise I'll fry you!