Tuesday, 1 December 2009

Nowadays: - Funny SMS Message


Angrezon Ny Hamary Sath Jo Kiya,,


Angrezon Ny Hamary Sath Jo Kiya,,Actor "MEERA" Ny Wo "Angrezi" K Sath Kiya..Isi Liye Kehty Hen, "Jesa Kero Gy, Wesa Bharo Gy.." :-D



HR: Why Should I Hire You?


HR: Why should I hire you? Candidate: Mere Baad Koi Aur Ayega, Phirse Interview Lena Padega, Aptitude, Technical Round... Kitna Kaam Karoge Sir Wohi ..



Ansu Tere Nikle To Ankhen Meri Ho,


Ansu tere nikle to ankhen meri ho, dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, sadak par tu pite aur galti meri ho.



Dimaagh Jism Ka Sab Se Eham Hissa Hota Hai..


Dimaagh Jism ka Sab se Eham Hissa Hota Hai..Ye 24 Ghanty Active Rehta Hai.Ye Hamari Pedaaish se Le Ker Us Waqt tak Kaam Kerta Hai Jab Tak,,,,,Hamari Shadi ..



Teacher To Half-asleep Pappu In Class, "Who Invented Steam Engine?"


Teacher to half-asleep Pappu in class, "Who invented Steam Engine?"Pappu: What Sir?Teacher: Very good. It's correct. James Watt, it is.Moral: ..


Monday, 30 November 2009

Ager Kisi Ka Zarf Azmana Ho To Usko Ziada Izzat Do!

Ager kisi ka zarf azmana ho to usko ziada izzat do!
Wo AALA ZARF hoa to apko aur izzat day ga!
Aur kam zarf hoa to khud ko AALA ZARF samjhey ga.
(Hazrat Ali R.A)

Tujh Ko In Need Ki Tarci Hoi Aankhoon Ki Kasam NASIR

tujh ko in need ki tarci hoi aankhoon ki kasam NASIR
Apni Raatoon ko kisi k hijr main barbaad na k

Types Of Love - Love SMS Message

face love is nature love,
money love is lazy love,
body love is sex love,
heart love is true love.

Sunday, 29 November 2009

Shakespeare Says: - Love SMS Message

Shakespeare says:
The ultimate measure of love is not when both the people like each other,
Its when one ignores and the other continues loving till the end...
Thats the real sprit of Love!
Really

e-Hadees: - islamic SMS Message

Mafhoom-e-Hadees:

"Admi Apny Achy Akhlaaq Ki Waja Se
Un Logon Ka Martaba Pa Leta Hai
Jo
Raton Ko Ibadat Kerty Hen Aur
Din Ko Rozay Rakhty Hen.."

(Mustadrak Hakim,
H# 198)

Who Ek Shaks Tha Jis Say Mohabbtain Thi Bohoot

Who Ek Shaks tha jis say mohabbtain thi bohoot
Khafa howa tu ussay hum say shakitain thi bohoot
Bohoot aziz thay ussay appna asoul
humain bi appni ana ki zurortain thi bohoot

Kitnay Anm0l H0te Hain Ye M0habbat K Rishtay Bhi,♥

Kitnay anm0l h0te hain ye M0habbat k rishtay bhi,♥ Ta'luq t0ot Bhi jaye t0u Chahat phir bhi rehti hai. .