Talkhiyon Mein Dhal Na Jaien Wasal Ki Uktaahaten...!

Talkhiyon mein dhal na jaien wasal ki uktaahaten...!

Thak gaye ho to chalo phir sy juda ho kar milen...!!

Lines Written In A Park

Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banate Rahiye,

Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banate Rahiye,Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Badhate Rahiye,Taj Na Banaiye "Costly" Padega,Bas Her Taraf Mumtaz Banate Rahiye. :-D

Santa: Just Fancy, My Wife Even Takes My Shoes Off With Her Own Hands.

Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.Banta: When you come in at night?Santa: No, when I want to go out!

Dil Diya Tha MOHABBT Ki Nishani Samajh Kar,

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar, Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar. Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne, Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI ..

Sprite Pio.,

Sprite Pio.,Coke Pio.,7'up Pio.,Marinda Pio.,Pani Pio.,Aur Pio.,Pio,Pio,Q kMera kuch nai jaye ga.,.APKA hi rooza toote ga :-D

Ek Khargosh Bomb Le Ker Zoo Me Ghus Gaya Aur Awaz Lagai:

Ek Khargosh Bomb le ker Zoo me Ghus Gaya Aur Awaz lagai:
"Tum Sab k Paas Ek Minute hai Yahan se Nikalny k liye"

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Kachuwa Bola: Wah ustaad Wah,

Seedhi Tarha keh na K
,
Me Hi Target Hun...:-p

May The “RAMADAN” Bring You

May the “RAMADAN” bring you
peace and prosperity,
good health and wealth,
and brighten your life forever. (Ameen)
Happy Ramadan Mubarak!!

Ab Ke Sawan(rain) Mein Paani Barsa Bahut,

Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut,
Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.
Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi,
Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.

I May Forget To Wish You On Holi, Diwali, Durga Puja Or Even New Year's Day.

I may forget to wish you on Holi, Diwali, Durga Puja or even New Year's day.
But I am very thankful to God that I remember and wish you on a very special day meant for people like you.
Happy April Fool!

Kya Aap Ne Suna Hai..?

Kya Aap ne suna hai..?

BBC per
CNN per
PTV per
ARY per
GEO per
nahi suna..!
FM 100 per tou suna ho ga..!
Ager phir bhi nahi suna to Ab Parh Loo..

Ξ EiD MubaraK Ξ