Interesting Confusions - Funny SMS Message

Interesting confusions:
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do you call a male lady bird?
5. Why its called building when it’s already built?
6. When they say dog food is new and improved in taste, who tastes it?

Do U Know The Fullform Of COLLEGE ?

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ?
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……

How Rare And Wonderful Is That Flash

How rare and wonderful is that flash

of a moment when we realize we have discovered a love

"If Som1 Throws A Stone At U,throw Back Flower At Him,said GANDHIJI.

"If som1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI.
..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)
YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..

Girl: Mai Us Admi Sy Shadi Kron Gi Jo Khud Ro K B Mujy Hansaiy

Girl: mai us admi sy shadi kron gi jo khud ro k b mujy hansaiy
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Boy:
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ALTAF BHAI SY KR LO

Ek Hi Tamanna Hai Is Fakeer Ke Paas

Ek hi tamanna hai is fakeer ke paas
Meri tasweer lagana apni tasweer ke paas
Taaki dekhe to log kahe
Dekho raahnja kaise baitha hai apni heer ke paas

Na Karo Ruswa Hamain Zamany Bher Me

Na karo ruswa hamain zamany bher me
Ger sharif hain to humain sharif rehny do