Teacher: Me Jo Bhi Sawal Kerun To Us Ka Answer Ek Sath Dena.
Teacher: Me Jo Bhi Sawal Kerun To Us Ka Answer Ek Sath Dena."How much is Six plus 4.?"..Class: Ek Sath.. :-DHaahaha
PYAR Karne Se Pehle PYAR Ka Anjam Dekh Lo.
PYAR karne se pehle PYAR ka anjam dekh lo. PYAR karne se pehle PYAR ka anjam dekh lo. NA YAKIN aaye toh. Film (TERE NAAM) dekh lo..!
Turning Fox Into Elephant
Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? . . . . . . . . . A. Marry it.
Tery Golden Face Ki Beauty Ny,
Tery Golden Face Ki Beauty Ny,Mery Komaal Heart Py Attack Kia,Sbko Reject Kia Tumko Select Kia,Requst Hy Tum Sy Isy Refuse Na Krna,Mery Pyar K Is Bulb ..
Hi! Need One Girl
Hi! Need one girl to marry... Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS
Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai K Tumhari Zindagi Ko Jannat Bana Dungi
Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi... . . . . . . .Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …..Per Confidence Dekho larki ka ;-):-D
Best Error Message Of The Century…..!!!!
Best error message of the century…..!!!!An error shown by a computer:“No keyboard found.press Any key to continue”!!! ;-)
Girl’s Mom
A girl wearing very short skirt. A boy asks hr, “Won’t ur mom tell anythng abt ur dress?” Girl replied “My mom will b very angry.. ..
A Very Old Lady Teacher Of English
A very old lady teacher of englishAsk this question with the class:When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?One pupil answered: it's the past ..
Engineering Student
A typical engineering student grabbed a coin, flipped it in d air n said "heads I go 2 sleep, tails I watch a movie, If it stands on d edge I'll study.........
Captain Of Military: Naujawanon Aage Bado
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa Aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, ..
ARZ KIYA HAI :
ARZ KIYA HAI : Rajwade me ud rahe the hathi, rajwade me ud rahe the hathi, . . . . itne dhyan se kya padh rahe ho DEHATI ..
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z. WHAT R U LOOKING FOR? I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & ..
Beti- Me Padosi Se Pyar Karti Hu Aur Mein Uske Sath Bhag Rahi Hu,
Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu, Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye, Beti- Main letter padh ..
Girls Misuse It! Models Sell It!
Girls misuse it! models sell it! photographers cage it! doctors advice it! death freezes it! artists create it! Guess, what’s that?
Hamari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy FArAz
Hamari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy fArAzJaisey Shadi K Bad Beti Bap K Ghar Aati Hy(acha abbu mai chalti hon, subha unhen kaam pe bhi jana hy)
PK Ke Poster Me Aamir Ne Agar Radio Ke Sath Ek Lota Bhi Pakra Hota
PK ke poster me Aamir ne agar radio ke sath ek lota bhi pakra hota to ye samghna aasan hota ki bina kapro ke amir railway track pe kaya karne ..
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