Sunday, 13 July 2008

When He Was Five Years Old, He Wanted To Become A Lawyer.


Hubby: Darling, Years Ago U Had A Figure Like Coke Bottle.


Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.



Santa Studying In 8th Standard,


Santa studying in 8th standard, went to buy his books. Shopkeeper:sorry we dont have the english book for 8th. Santa:no prbm, give ..



Touch It Gently, Put 2 Fingers


Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s ..



Larka To "Handsome" Hona Chahiye,,,


Larka To "Handsome" Hona Chahiye,,,"SMART" To Mobile Bhi Hota Hai...;-p



Sometimes When We Cry,No One See R Tears, ;-( Wen We R Woried No One See R Pain, :-( Wen We R Happy No One See R Smile, :-D Aur Js Din Result Ata Hy Tou P0ra Khandaan Phone Kr K Puchta Hy Kaisa Rha Result.


Sometimes When We Cry,No One see r tears, ;-( Wen we r woried No One see r pain, :-( Wen We r happy No One see r smile, :-D Aur js din result ..



Mat Dekh Mere Msg Ko Itni Chahat Muhabbat Or Hasrat Se ,,


Mat Dekh Mere msg ko Itni Chahat muhabbat or Hasrat Se ,,"dost".....................Mat Dekh na. . . .Nafsiyati Hai kya?..;-p


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