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Mai Market Me Hu, Tere Liye Diwali Pe Kya Lu ?

Mai market me hu, tere liye diwali pe kya lu ? Kapde ya perfume ya or koi mast cheez reply fast..... . . . . ..

Husbnad- Aaj Rimjhim Rimjhim Barish Ho Rahi Hai,

Husbnad- Aaj rimjhim rimjhim barish ho rahi hai, Thandi Thandi Hawa chal rahi hai, mausam bahut suhana hai koi aisi baat kaho ki mere pair zameen ..

Pucha Mujhse Chand Sitaro Ne,

Pucha mujhse chand sitaro ne, tuje bhula diya kya tere jigari yaro ne, maine kaha, bhul to nhi skte,bas lage honge kamine kisi ko patane me.....funny ..

Teacher: Ten Chemical Ke Name Batao

Teacher: ten chemical ke name bataoPappu: Oxygen, carbon, florin, sumreennosheen, rameen and yasmeen 😛 😀

1 Makkhi Ganjay K Sir Per Jaa Baithi.

1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida ..

This Cat, Is Cat, A Cat, Good Cat, Way Cat, To Cat,

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word ..

Ek Kaali Billi Building K

Ek Kaali Billi Building k20th Floor se Neechy Gir Rahi Hai,,Neechy Khari Sufaid Billi Usay Dekh Ker Kiya Kahy Gi ????????Answer IsMeauww Meeauwww :-)Hahaha

Pakistani Police..!

Pakistani Police..!Motorcycle Wala:Sir Ji, Mere Kaghzaat To Puray Hen Phir Chalaan Q??Police Wala:Sohniyo,, Double Sawari Khul Gai ay,Te Tu Kalla e Ja ..

Peer BaBa Arz Kartay Hain..

Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain..Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,Wah WahDil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..Tere msgs nai aa raheyKya baat hai bacha???

Boy (In Emotional Mood) : Mom, Zindagi Me Kamyabi K Liye Kiya Kerun??

Boy (In Emotional Mood) : Mom, Zindagi me Kamyabi k liye kiya kerun???Mom : Sab se Pehly Pathar le,Aur Apna Mobile Torr de...;-0 :-(