Monday, 3 October 2016

Why Criminals Leave Their Fingerprints


Wife:” Dear, This Computer Is Not Working As Per


Wife:” Dear, this computer is not working as permy command...........Husband:” Exactly darling! its a computer, not aHusband… :l /l



Teacher: Pappu, Tumne Aaj Bhi Apna Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Doon?


Teacher: Pappu, Tumne Aaj Bhi Apna Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Doon?Pappu: Teacher, Mere Bagal Wali Ladki Ne Bhi Nahi Kiya, Hum Dono Ko Class Se ..



Girl: Mai Us Admi Sy Shadi Kron Gi Jo Khud Ro K B Mujy Hansaiy


Girl: mai us admi sy shadi kron gi jo khud ro k b mujy hansaiy.....Boy:,,,,,,,ALTAF BHAI SY KR LO



Ek American Nai Ek Swami Se Bola,


Ek American nai ek Swami se bola, Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai. Is par Swami bola kamal hai,Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.



Bhala Ho Sarkaar Ka, Jo Har Ghar Mein Shauchaalay Banava Diye,


bhala ho sarkaar ka, jo har ghar mein shauchaalay banava diye, nahi to gaanv ke raaste mein aise bach bach ke chalana padta tha jaise ki har jagah Mains ..


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