Wednesday, 22 March 2017

Newton Law Of Comment - Funny SMS Message


1 Educated Bnda Gosht Ki Shop Pe (Paaye) Lene Gya


1 Educated bnda gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gyaOr shopkeeper se bola k Bhai apke Pas Qadam hyn..Shopkeeper b bra naughty tha,Jldi se bola..Bhai jaan ..



Pakistan Is A 'well Of Death' Says Uzma Ahmed


Pakistan is a 'well of death' says Uzma Ahmed aur koi Pakpremi, Pak Supporters jo Pakistan ka Tour-Travel karna chahte hai



Agar Logon Ki Yaadon Me Hamesha


Agar Logon Ki Yaadon Me HameshaZinda Rehna Chahty Hen To ,Un Se ,Paise Udhaar Le Len.. Qasam Se Wo Zindagi Bhar Aapko Yaad Rakhen Gy.. :-D



Sardar: O Yaar, Meri Teacher Bolti Hai,


Sardar: O Yaar, Meri Teacher Bolti hai,Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.Pathan: Wo Jhoot Bolta Hai,Agar Aisa Hota to Bhains ka Apna ..



If Girlfriend’s Not Replying,


If Girlfriend’s not Replying, Try This. Text Her : “Ek Baat Batau Yaar.?”She : “Haan Batao..?”Then Say, “Rehne ..



From Morning Till Evening;


From Morning till Evening;From Sunday to Saturday;From 1st to 31st;From January to December;And from Birth till my Death, my feelings for you have never ..



Husband To Wife, "Wow Darling, The House Is So Clean. Was The Whatsapp Server Down Today?"


Husband to wife, "Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?"Wife: No.Husband was completely surprised!Wife: I lost ..



(?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (�??�), (?_?), (.`_.�), (?� ?? ?�),(???)


(?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (�??�), (?_?), (.`_.�), (?� ?? ?�),(???) These are my friend and girlfriend funny faces who do not send me funny sms and why ..



Kubsoorat Si Aankhen,


Kubsoorat Si Aankhen,Masoom Sa Chehra,Mithi Si Aawaz,Piyara Sa Ikhlaaq,Khush Mizaj Andaz,Ye To Hui Meri Baat,,AurSunaoKese Ho Aap..;-p



Me Saabit Ker Sakta Hun K


Me Saabit Ker Sakta Hun K Aap Ko English Nahi Aati...UpUpUpUpUpBas Saabit Hua K Aap Ko Up Ka Matlab Nahi Malum, Warna Aap Nichy Nahi Aaty.!



GOD Is So Wise That He Never Created FRIENDS With Price Tags.


GOD is so wise that He never created FRIENDS with price tags.If He did, it would have been impossible for...........you... to afford me!



The Most Hungry And Sad Moment:


The most hungry and sad moment:When you're sitting in the examination hall, feeling hungry,And then the invigilator is served hot "tea with samosas"!


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