When He Was Five Years Old,
When he was five years old,he wanted to become a lawyer.Now that he is a lawyer,he acts like a five-years old.
Teri Pyari Surat Pe Dil Harun,
Teri pyari surat pe dil harun, Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh, Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche ..
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo, Mujh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai, PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo, CiGeratte Ki DuKaan aaGai ..
"1 Maa Ki Request Hay,plz Free Package Ho To Itna Phelao K Us K Betay Tk Pohnch Ja'ay
"1 Maa ki request hay,plz free package ho to itna phelao k us k betay tk pohnch ja'ay..............Putar Bashir,wapsi ty 65 wali pepsi lenda aayen ..
Pahli Baar Me Laga Wo Meri Hai
Pahli baar me laga wo meri haiUski aakhe samundar se bhi gahri hai propose kar kar ke thak gayaPhir pata chala, wo bahri hai......fresh funny sms
Teacher To Pappu: What Is Number Seven, Even Or Odd?
Teacher to Pappu: What is number seven, Even or Odd?Pappu: Even.Teacher: How can you make seven even?Pappu: Remove the S!
Can I Make A Call To My Wife?
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Fiza Mein Mehakti Saam Ho Tum,
Fiza mein mehakti saam ho tum, Pyaar mein jhalakta jaam ho tum Aur kaya kahe janam tere bare me Kharche ka dusra naam ho tum
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(?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (�??�), (?_?), (.`_.�), (?� ?? ?�),(???) These are my friend and girlfriend funny faces who do not send me funny sms and why ..
Admi: "Doctor, Kiya Aap Ko Yaqen Hai K Mujhy Namoniya Hai?
Admi: "Doctor, Kiya Aap Ko Yaqen Hai K Mujhy Namoniya Hai?Mujhy Pata Chala Hai K Jise Namoniya Hota Hai Wo Akhir Typhoid Se Mar Jata hai..Doctor: Aap Fikar ..
Zamana Bohat Hi Kharab
Zamana Bohat hi kharabho gya hai,Her Sawal ka Ulta Jawab ho gaya hai,Na Sms na call na hi koiMiss call,Her Banda hi Mobile leker Nawab ho Gaya Hai...;-p
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