Sunday, 2 February 2014

Yar Ne Dil Ka Hal Batana Chor Diya

Yar Ne Dil Ka Hal Batana Chor Diya
Hum Ne Bhi Gahrai Mai Jana Chor Diya

Jab Us Ko Hi Dori Ka Ahsas Nahi
Hum Ne Bhi Ahsas Dilana Chor Diya

Saturday, 1 February 2014

Yaad Hai Ham Pehle Kahan Milte The


Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April


Sardar got into a bus on 1st AprilWhen conductor asked for ticket.He gave Rs.10/-And took the ticket and said April Fool.I have pass.



Fact1: You Can Not Touch


Fact1: You can not touchyour lower lip with your tounge…Fact2: After reading this,99/100 idiots would try it. April Fool !!!



 3 + 3 = 8,


 3 + 3 = 8, Kaise Hua? Batao Batao Batao. Nahi Malum? He He He He.. Main Bataun Kya? To Dhyanse Suno. . . ..



U R The One Who Is CHARMING


U R the one who is CHARMINGU R the one who is INTELLIGENTU R the one who is CUTEand I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.



Last Night I Got A Severe Head Pain…


Last night I Got a severe Head pain…I went to the Doctor …He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person…” Tell me,Whom ..



Khush To Bohut Hoge Tm,


Khush to bohut hoge tm, baat hi kutch aisi hai, 1st april jo hai aj, dil mein gudgudi si ho rhi hogi, aur kyo na ho….sal mai ..



U Will Be A ROSE For All TREES


U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE for all FACES U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS



Sine Me Dil,


Sine me dil,Dil me dard,Dard me yaqin, Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab, Khuwab me tasvir Tasvir me sirf ap!Itna Darawna khuwab? Baap re Baap



Making Fool A Wonderfool Friend


Making Fool a wonderfool Friend……Like You….……Nevar….Press F13 on yourKeybord if YouAgree With Me..!!Happy April Fool Day



Feeling Bored?


Feeling bored? wanna Joy ? Missing Badly your GF ? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take ..



You Are One Of The Most CUTE Persons In The World!!


You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!Just a second, don't misunderstand.CUTE means:CreatingUselessTroublesEverywhere..



Plz Call Me,


Plz call me,its urgent.Ek accident ho gaya hai......Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,Plz mana mat karna..Warna..GADHA mar jayega



Plz Open This Msg. After 6 Days,on Tuesday..


Plz Open this msg. After 6 days,on Tuesday..I know u can't wait, So, CONGRATZ!!U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2010, APRILFOOL in advance..



31st March Or 1st April 2016


31st March Or 1st April 2016 Fool is Fool Doesn’t Matter. Wishing Very Happy, Prosperous and Joyful. Fool Day to the King of Fools............april ..



This Dog, Is Dog, A Dog, Good Dog, Way Dog, To Dog, Keep Dog, An Dog, Idiot Dog, Busy Dog, For Dog, 20 Dog, Seconds Dog!


This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read ..



Dharti Se Aasmaa Tak, Aasmaa Se Dharti Tak


Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa ..



Abe Khajur,


Abe khajur, Zoo se bhage hue langur, Abe sare hue kele ke chilke, Chuse hue aam, Circus ke retired bandar,Aisa kisi ko na kehna, Feel hota ..



The Time Since I Have Met U, I Have Realized That A Friend Like You Is Worth Million Dollars...


The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars... So, if u dont mind...... Can I sell you?


Heap On The Wood!- - Christmas SMS Message

Heap on the wood!-
the wind is chill;
But let it whistle as it will,
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.

Muje Kisi Se Muhabat Nai Us K Siwa

Muje kisi se muhabat nai us k siwa
muje kisi ki zarort nai us k siwa
Jo mere dil or meri zindagi pey raj kary
Kisi ko itni ejazt nai us k siwa

A Thousand Things - Miss you SMS Message

A thousand things in between us..

Low Battery,
Busy Network,
No Coverage,
No Time,
Heavy Work.
But still, when the Mobile Beeps,
I think of U.

' +"''+.+''"+. - Birthday SMS Message


Fly In The Plane Of Ambition,


Fly in the plane of ambition,and land on the airport of success, Luck is yours, wish is mine may your future always shine... With LOTS of LOVE Happy Birthday



Anyone’s Birthday, Anyone’s Party, Be Whatever, Spotlight Needs Where It Needs To Be, On You!


Anyone’s birthday, anyone’s party, be whatever, spotlight needs where it needs to be, On You! Happy Birthday and warmest wishes.



To My Cutie Pie, Here’s Wishing You The Best Of Birthdays! Love,


To my cutie pie, here’s wishing you the best of birthdays! Love,Happy Birthday



“Maturity Has More To Do With What Types Of Experiences You’ve Had, And What You’ve Learned From Them, And Less To Do With How Many Birthdays You’ve Celebrated.”


“Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you’ve had, and what you’ve learned from them, and less to do with how many birthdays you’ve ..



Kick Off Your Shoes, Take A Break, Crank The Tune,


Kick off your shoes, take a break, Crank the tune, Dance and Shake, light the candles, cut the cake.Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy Birthday....



"On Your Birthday, I Wish The That You Experience One Of The Most Satisfying And Rewarding Years Of Your Life!


"On your birthday, I wish the that you experience one of the most satisfying and rewarding years of your life!Happy Birthday!"



It’s So Nice To Have A Son Like You


It’s so nice to have a son like you who brings happiness to the family, That’s why, on son’s Day, you’re wished all of the wonderful things you ..



Every Time I Look At You, I’m Reminded How Life Can Be So Beautiful,


Every time I look at you, I’m reminded how life can be so beautiful,How God blessed and loved me so much.For He gave such a wonderful and handsome child ..


Your Irreplaceable Heartiness, Love And Understanding Are The Sources Of My Strength. Please, Accept My Heartfelt

Your irreplaceable heartiness, Love and understanding are the sources of my strength. Please, accept my heartfelt
Thank u...

Kitnay Anm0l H0te Hain Ye M0habbat K Rishtay Bhi,♥

Kitnay anm0l h0te hain ye M0habbat k rishtay bhi,♥ Ta'luq t0ot Bhi jaye t0u Chahat phir bhi rehti hai. .