Ek Memon Se Marny K Baad Farishton Ne Pucha:

Kisi Ne Poochha Aap Bakare Ki Bali Kyon Dete

kisi ne poochha aap bakare ki bali kyon deteho sher ki kyon nahi dete?, jumman miyaan bole Bhaijaan de to den par ......,,jara si chook huee to phir ..

If Your Father Is A Poor Man,

If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.

Touch It Gently, Put 2 Fingers

Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s ..

Larkiyon Ka Bas Nahi Chalta,

Larkiyon Ka Bas Nahi Chalta,Warna,Wo To Medical Store Per BhiApni Fermaish Shuru Ker Den,KBhai Sahab,,,,,,,,,Ye Goli Kisi Aur Colour Me Dikhana...;-p

Dimag Jiska "ICE", Jivan Uska "NICE"

Dimag jiska "ICE", Jivan uska "NICE" Dil jiska "PURE", safalta mile "Sure" Najar jiski "CLEAR", ..

Dil Ki Baaten Batana Acha Lagta Hai,

Dil Ki Baaten Batana Acha Lagta Hai,

Phone per Gap-Shap Lagana Acha Lagta Hai,

Shadi Se Pehly Dil me Bajty Hen Guitar,,

Baad me to bas "Qomi Tarana" Acha Lagta Hai..;-)

Hahahha

14 August Mubarak

Sharp Is Ur Memory - smile SMS Message

Sharp is ur memory,
Sweet is ur name,
Deep in my heart,
U will always remain,
Earth want water,
Flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a smile from U.

(I) - Friendship SMS Message

I Know Friendship Is Hard

I know friendship is hard to keep, but even if it gets harder i wont give up,coz if its hard 2 keep u...then it will be a lot harder 2 find u again...

Who Is A Dost?

Who is a Dost?Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye,Bevajah sar khaye,Jeb khali karwaye,Kabhi sataye,Kabhi rulaye,Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.

With Passing Years, Friends Naturally Get Scatter;

With passing years, friends naturally get scatter;But when hearts are close, distance does not matter.Thanks for always being there!

My Friends Are Very Special Because They're Funny, Friendly, Crazy, Nuts, Mental, Daft, Kind And Caring.

My friends are very special because they're funny, friendly, crazy, nuts, mental, daft, kind and caring.But most of all, they are all the more special ..

You Are My Best Friend,

You are my best friend,my shoulder to lean on,the one personI know I can count on,you’re the love of my life,you’re my one and only,you’re my everything..!!

Bole Wo Dosti, Chup Rahe Wo Pyar;

Bole wo dosti, chup rahe wo pyar; milaye wo dosti, juda karaye wo pyar ; hasaye Wo dosti, rulayeWo pyar; phir Bhi log dosti chodkar kyo ..

Never Say Ur Happy When Ur Sad ,

Never say ur happy when ur sad ,
Never say ur fine when ur not ok ,
Never say u feel good when u feel bad,
And never say ur alone when I’m still alive…

Hum Ne Dunya Ko Bari Door Tk Dekha Hai

Hum Ne Dunya ko Bari Door Tk Dekha Hai
Ghum Se Le Kr Sroor Tk Dekha Hai
Koi Bhi Mukhlis Na Mila Hamen Zamane Me
Hum Ne Aajzi Se Le Kr Ghroor Tk Dekha Hai

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Cndctor:- 2 Q ?
Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ?
Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega.