I Used To Like You, But Now I Absolutely Love You. You Are Incredibly Special To Me. Today, I Wish You A House Full Of Friends And Loves.

I used to like you, but now I absolutely love you. You are incredibly special to me. Today, I wish you a house full of friends and loves.
Happy birthday!

Nasha Sharab Ki Miqdar Par Nahi Muqoof

Nasha sharab ki miqdar par nahi muqoof
Sharab kam hy tu saqi nazar mila k pila

Zindagi Hai Nadan Is Liye Chup Hon

"MUJHE KAHIN AUR LE CHALO",,,

"MUJHE KAHIN AUR LE CHALO",,,jahan raat kabhi soyi na ho,,jahan subah kisi p royi na ho,,jahan hijir ne wehshat boyi na ho,,jahan koi cheez kisi ..

Girl:Bhai Samosy Achy Nai Bny Hn Aaj,

Girl:Bhai samosy achy nai bny hn aaj,
Kal waly achy thy
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samosy wala:Kya bat kr rhi ho baji?
“Ye kal waly he to hn”

Koshish To Ye Thi K

Mai Market Me Hu, Tere Liye Diwali Pe Kya Lu ?

Mai market me hu, tere liye diwali pe kya lu ? Kapde ya perfume ya or koi mast cheez reply fast..... . . . . ..

Husbnad- Aaj Rimjhim Rimjhim Barish Ho Rahi Hai,

Husbnad- Aaj rimjhim rimjhim barish ho rahi hai, Thandi Thandi Hawa chal rahi hai, mausam bahut suhana hai koi aisi baat kaho ki mere pair zameen ..

Pucha Mujhse Chand Sitaro Ne,

Pucha mujhse chand sitaro ne, tuje bhula diya kya tere jigari yaro ne, maine kaha, bhul to nhi skte,bas lage honge kamine kisi ko patane me.....funny ..

Teacher: Ten Chemical Ke Name Batao

Teacher: ten chemical ke name bataoPappu: Oxygen, carbon, florin, sumreennosheen, rameen and yasmeen 😛 😀

1 Makkhi Ganjay K Sir Per Jaa Baithi.

1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida ..

This Cat, Is Cat, A Cat, Good Cat, Way Cat, To Cat,

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word ..

Ek Kaali Billi Building K

Ek Kaali Billi Building k20th Floor se Neechy Gir Rahi Hai,,Neechy Khari Sufaid Billi Usay Dekh Ker Kiya Kahy Gi ????????Answer IsMeauww Meeauwww :-)Hahaha

Pakistani Police..!

Pakistani Police..!Motorcycle Wala:Sir Ji, Mere Kaghzaat To Puray Hen Phir Chalaan Q??Police Wala:Sohniyo,, Double Sawari Khul Gai ay,Te Tu Kalla e Ja ..

Peer BaBa Arz Kartay Hain..

Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain..Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,Wah WahDil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..Tere msgs nai aa raheyKya baat hai bacha???

Boy (In Emotional Mood) : Mom, Zindagi Me Kamyabi K Liye Kiya Kerun??

Boy (In Emotional Mood) : Mom, Zindagi me Kamyabi k liye kiya kerun???Mom : Sab se Pehly Pathar le,Aur Apna Mobile Torr de...;-0 :-(

Hijar K Mausam Main Barish Ka Barasana Kaisa

Ab Ke Yu Dil Ko Sazaa Di Humne,

Ab Ke Yu Dil Ko Sazaa Di Humne,Uski Har Baat Bhulaa Di Humne,Jab Shakh-e-Gul Jalaa Di Humne,

Somthing Missing

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I —————————————- U,V,W,X,Y,Z. What are you looking for? I killed all those, who were between I and U.

Ho Raat Akeli Pechaly Pehar,or Chand Angan Main Ajaye....

Ho raat akeli pechaly pehar,or chand angan main ajaye....tum chand ki manid tanha ho,ye baat tumhay tarpa jaye.....kuch khawab saja k palkon par,tum chand ..

Kash Ab Ki Bar Bazi Palat Jaye Sari

Kash Ab Ki Bar Bazi Palat Jaye Sari

Usey Talab Hojaye Meri Or Main Bewafa
Hojaoun..!!