PehAn Lo TuM SweAter TuMSe YEhi Hy HAmAri GuzArish , , ,

PehAn Lo TuM SweAter TuMSe yEhi hy HAmAri GuzArish , , ,

Mubarak hO Aap sAbko SArdi ki PehLi BAriSh . . . :p :d ;->

HApPy RAIN . . . /

I Feel Proud To Have A Fiance Like You.

I feel proud to have a fiance like you.
Want to live the whole life with you.
Sorry dear for making you such angry.

Defnition Of Wife - Funny SMS Message

Kaamwali Nahi Aai Ho Aur Bibi Pochha Laga Rahi Ho

Kaamwali nahi aai ho aur bibi pochha laga rahi ho to saala pair bachakar aise nikalna padta hai jaise ….... Naxaliyon ne landmine ..

Boy To Girl: Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho ?

Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho ?Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han :(Boy : Kitne Aye Han ?Girl: Sirf 90%Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf KroEnnye Numbran Vich ..

Teri Zindagi Me Koi Gham Na Ho

Teri zindagi me koi gham na hoteri khushi kbhi kam na hodua hay tujhe mile ek pyara sa duolha,jis ka wazan80 kilo se kam na ho(BOLO BOLO 'AMEEEENN.)

A Question For Brilliant People...

A question for brilliant people...........Didn't you read it - Question only for brilliant people.You relax and have a nice week!

Girl:Bhai Samosy Achy Nai Bny Hn Aaj,

Girl:Bhai samosy achy nai bny hn aaj,Kal waly achy thy....samosy wala:Kya bat kr rhi ho baji?“Ye kal waly he to hn”

Once Rajnikant Forgot His Toys In America When He Was Small....

Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small.... . . . . Now that place is known as "Disney Land".. ..

Us Ne Yeh Keh K Meri"ice-cream"main Tail Dal Dia

Us ne yeh keh k meri"ice-cream"main tail dal diaDOST......Har cheez MEEZAN mein achhi lgti hy.

To All My 40+ (forty Plus) Friends:

To all my 40+ (forty plus) friends:We are unique and the most understanding generation, because we are the last generation who listened to our parents; ..

How To Start Your Day With A Positive Outlook:

How to start your day with a positive outlook:1. Open a new file in your PC.2. Name it 'Boss'.3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.4. Empty!

If You Read This…

If u read this, I m smart.. If u save this, u agree I m smart.. If u 4ward this, u r spreadin that I m smart.. If u delete this u r jealous..

PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .

PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .DHOBTE DHOBTE US K HATH ME MACHLI AA GAI.USAY PAKER KER BAHIR PHENKA OR KAHAJAO TUM TU APNA JAAN BACHAO …HAMARA ..

Boy: Ur D Sunshine, Without U, Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. Ur In My Heart, Like D Cloud Wind In D Sky.

Boy: Ur d sunshine, without u, life is a dreamy cloud. Ur in my heart, like d cloud wind in d sky.Girl: is this a proposal or weather report??

Ankh0n Mein Jab Kabhi Tasveer Aap Ki Aati Hai.

Ankh0n mein jab kabhi tasveer aap ki aati hai.Wahh..*wahh..*Astaghfar prh leti ho0n, tabiyat sambhal jaati hai…!! ;)ab b0lo wah wah..

Kisi Ko Railway Line Per Leta Dekho To

Kisi Ko Railway Line Per Leta Dekho toYe Samajh Nahi aata kWo "KhudKushi" Kerny Laga Hai,YaApni "Profile Pic" K LiyePose De Raha Hai...;-p

Man In Hell Asked Devil:

Man in Hell asked Devil:Can I make a call to my Wife?After making call he asked how much to pay.Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z. WHAT R U LOOKING FOR? I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & ..

Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.

Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.Patni: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”.Pati: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool ..

Boy: I Am In Love With You, Totally...

Boy: I am in love with you, totally...Girl: Tu Totla! Tela Baap Totla!

Milne Ki Umang To Bahut Hoti Hai,

Milne ki Umang to bahut hoti hai,
lekin milne ke baad teri Judai se darte hai..

The Presents, - Christmas SMS Message

If You R In A Dark Room, You Find Blood Everywhere And The Walls Are Shaking- Don't Worry Friend, U R At The Safest Place, You R In My Heart.

If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart. **HAPPY ..

May Ur Neighbours Respect You,

May ur neighbours respect you,Trouble neglect u,The angels protect uand Heaven accept uHappy Christmas and Happy Holiday

May The Good Times And Treasures Of The Present Become The Golden Memories Of Tomorrow. Wish You Lots Of Love, Joy And Happiness.

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS

May The Good Times And Treasures Of The Present Become The Golden Memories Of Tomorrow For Your Lovely Family,

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow for your lovely family, just as our childhood memories of Holidays ..

Christmas Wish For A Friend

for a very special friend… Christmas is all about, counting your blessings and being thankful, for the things dear to you. I looked in to my heart, ..

May The Magic Of Christmas,

May the magic of Christmas,Bless you with heavenly gifts,and fills your hearts with divine lightMerry Christmas and Happy new yea

Happiness As Light As Air. Happiness As Light As Air.

Happiness as light as air. Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...

A Mere “RAB” - dua SMS Message

A Mere “RAB”
.
Teri Zaat buhat Azeem hy
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Apni Es Azmat k sadqe mery es dost ki zindagi ko khusiyun sy bhar dy
.
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A” Mery” ALLAH Mery es dost sy jany anjany men jo bhi khata hui ho usy apni Rehmat k sadqy mu’af Farma dy
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A mery RAB mery es pyary sy dost ko baghair Hisaab k Muaaf farma
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A mery “MALIK” ye jo Pyari ci Ankhen es msg ko parh rhi hen in Ankhun men jitny bhi khawab hen un ko Pura kr dy
(A’AMEEN)
Hmaisha khushrho.