Kaamwali Nahi Aai Ho Aur Bibi Pochha Laga Rahi Ho
Kaamwali nahi aai ho aur bibi pochha laga rahi ho to saala pair bachakar aise nikalna padta hai jaise ….... Naxaliyon ne landmine ..
Boy To Girl: Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho ?
Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho ?Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han :(Boy : Kitne Aye Han ?Girl: Sirf 90%Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf KroEnnye Numbran Vich ..
Teri Zindagi Me Koi Gham Na Ho
Teri zindagi me koi gham na hoteri khushi kbhi kam na hodua hay tujhe mile ek pyara sa duolha,jis ka wazan80 kilo se kam na ho(BOLO BOLO 'AMEEEENN.)
A Question For Brilliant People...
A question for brilliant people...........Didn't you read it - Question only for brilliant people.You relax and have a nice week!
Girl:Bhai Samosy Achy Nai Bny Hn Aaj,
Girl:Bhai samosy achy nai bny hn aaj,Kal waly achy thy....samosy wala:Kya bat kr rhi ho baji?“Ye kal waly he to hn”
Once Rajnikant Forgot His Toys In America When He Was Small....
Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small.... . . . . Now that place is known as "Disney Land".. ..
Us Ne Yeh Keh K Meri"ice-cream"main Tail Dal Dia
Us ne yeh keh k meri"ice-cream"main tail dal diaDOST......Har cheez MEEZAN mein achhi lgti hy.
To All My 40+ (forty Plus) Friends:
To all my 40+ (forty plus) friends:We are unique and the most understanding generation, because we are the last generation who listened to our parents; ..
How To Start Your Day With A Positive Outlook:
How to start your day with a positive outlook:1. Open a new file in your PC.2. Name it 'Boss'.3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.4. Empty!
If You Read This…
If u read this, I m smart.. If u save this, u agree I m smart.. If u 4ward this, u r spreadin that I m smart.. If u delete this u r jealous..
PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .
PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .DHOBTE DHOBTE US K HATH ME MACHLI AA GAI.USAY PAKER KER BAHIR PHENKA OR KAHAJAO TUM TU APNA JAAN BACHAO …HAMARA ..
Boy: Ur D Sunshine, Without U, Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. Ur In My Heart, Like D Cloud Wind In D Sky.
Boy: Ur d sunshine, without u, life is a dreamy cloud. Ur in my heart, like d cloud wind in d sky.Girl: is this a proposal or weather report??
Ankh0n Mein Jab Kabhi Tasveer Aap Ki Aati Hai.
Ankh0n mein jab kabhi tasveer aap ki aati hai.Wahh..*wahh..*Astaghfar prh leti ho0n, tabiyat sambhal jaati hai…!! ;)ab b0lo wah wah..
Kisi Ko Railway Line Per Leta Dekho To
Kisi Ko Railway Line Per Leta Dekho toYe Samajh Nahi aata kWo "KhudKushi" Kerny Laga Hai,YaApni "Profile Pic" K LiyePose De Raha Hai...;-p
Man In Hell Asked Devil:
Man in Hell asked Devil:Can I make a call to my Wife?After making call he asked how much to pay.Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z. WHAT R U LOOKING FOR? I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & ..
Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.
Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.Patni: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”.Pati: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool ..
Boy: I Am In Love With You, Totally...
Boy: I am in love with you, totally...Girl: Tu Totla! Tela Baap Totla!
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