Wednesday, 23 August 2017

Modern Definition Of Wife - Funny SMS Message


My Nights Are Going Sleepless


My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?” GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”



Maine Tere Pyar Mai Kya Nhi Kiya O Chhaliye,


Maine tere pyar mai kya nhi kiya O chhaliye, Maine tere pyar mein kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.



When He Was Five Years Old, He Wanted To Become A Lawyer.


When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer.Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.



"Bahu: Babu Jee, I'm Going To Mall With My Friends.


"Bahu: Babu jee, I'm going to Mall with my friends.Alok Nath: OK... but take my Sanskar.Bahu: Abb Bass Bhi Kijiye.Alok Nath: I said... take my ""Son's ..



Girl: Plz Mere Husband Ko Andr Bula Lijiye


Girl: Plz mere husband ko andr bula lijiye Doctor : Ghabrao nhi mai ek sharif admi hu..... Girl : Ap smjhe nhi, bahar apki nurse akeli hai....



Unfortunately, Our Education System Does Not Teach Us Teamwork.


Unfortunately, our education system does not teach us teamwork.When we solve our exams in group discussion with others, they call it copying!



Bindas Muskurao Kiya Gham Hai,


Bindas Muskurao Kiya Gham Hai,Zindgi Me Tension Kis ko Kam Hai,Yaad Karne Wale To Bahut Hai Aapko,Dil Se Tang Karne Wale To Sirf Hum Hen..:-)



Chor Ek Ghar Me Chori Karne Gaya,,


Chor Ek Ghar me Chori karne gaya,,,Wahan likha tha Tijori todne ki Zarurat nahi hai, Button dabao Tijori Khul jaygi...Chor ne Button dabaya, Alarm Baj ..



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(?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (�??�), (?_?), (.`_.�), (?� ?? ?�),(???) These are my friend and girlfriend funny faces who do not send me funny sms and why ..



Apki Ada,


Apki Ada, Apki Smile, Apka Chehra, Apka Chalna, Apka Bolna, Apka Sharmana, Apki Julfein, Apki Aankhen, Apka Andaz.... Uff Koi 1 Cheez To Tarif K Kabil ..


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