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A white horse fell in the mud

Teacher: Me Jo Bhi Sawal Kerun To Us Ka Answer Ek Sath Dena.

Tom : Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kat Rha Hai ...

Tom : Dekh teri biwi ko saap kat rha hai ... Jerry : Chinta mat kr yaar, saap ka zeher khatam ho gya hai, recharge krwane aya hoga...

I Once Told My Parents I Wanted A Tattoo.

I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo..Got one the very next minute.A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a wholeweek !!

Boy (In Emotional Mood) : Mom, Zindagi Me Kamyabi K Liye Kiya Kerun??

Boy (In Emotional Mood) : Mom, Zindagi me Kamyabi k liye kiya kerun???Mom : Sab se Pehly Pathar le,Aur Apna Mobile Torr de...;-0 :-(

Mat Dekh Mere Msg Ko Itni Chahat Muhabbat Or Hasrat Se ,,

Mat Dekh Mere msg ko Itni Chahat muhabbat or Hasrat Se ,,"dost".....................Mat Dekh na. . . .Nafsiyati Hai kya?..;-p

I Am Not Old, I Woke Up, I Lifted My Arms, I Moved My Knees, I Turned My Neck. Everything Made The Same Noise, 'crrrrrrrrraaaacccck!"

I am not old, I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck. Everything made the same noise, 'crrrrrrrrraaaacccck!"I came to a conclusion, ..

Usne Hatho Pr Mehndi Lgai Hai,

Usne hatho pr mehndi lgai hai, Hmne uski doli sjai hai, Hmei pata tha woh bewafa niklegi Isliye hmne uski choti behen ko bhi fasaya hai ..

Mohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi Hota,

Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,

Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,

Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,

Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota,

Tumharii Jaan Meri Jaan Tum He Hou

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{“”}__{“”},*,?,*,?,( ? Appy,*,?,{__}””{__},Eid,*,?,*,?,*,?,*,?,*,,*,Mubarak *?,*,?, ,*?,”,?,*,?,*,To U Family..!!

__+__EID MUBARAK__.

__+__EID MUBARAK__. ____. .__www.rafiajaan _.--"~~"-. ____________,-"____.-~~"-\___. ___.______.^______/____(_)_. ____+___{_.---.___/______~ ..

I Wish You A Life Full Of Smiles And Happiness.

I wish you a life full of smiles and happiness. Happy EId Mubarak

Is Eid Py Jo Tu Mere Saath Hai

Is Eid Py Jo Tu Mere Saath HaiKash Keh Agali Eid Py Tu Mere Pass Ho ♥♥♥

Happy & Warmest

Happy & Warmest "Eid Ul Adha"Mubarak to all of You.BEST WISHES

Wishing You And Your Loved Ones

Wishing You And Your Loved OnesA Very Happy And Prosperous Eid!May Allah Shower His BlessingsUpon You And GraceYou With Joy And Happiness Always.(Ameen)Happy ..

Eid Ka Chaand Dekh Kar Jaana

Eid ka chaand dekh kar jaanaDil jo dhadka tw ye khayal ayaWoh mera chaand ab kahan hogaBas yehi soch kr malal aya

رمضان میں نہ مل سکے

رمضان میں نہ مل سکےعید میں نظریں ملا لوہاتھ ملانے سے کیا ہوگاسیدھا گلے ہی لگا لو

Eid Ayi Hay Ag Phir Kushi Ly Kar Mohsin

Eid ayi hay ag phir kushi ly kar MohsinKushnasseb hain wo log jinhon ne eid ki ho gi

Kuch Khatti…

Kuch khatti…Kuch meethi….Kuch chatpati..Kuch chulbulikhushion se bharii.Eid Ka Chand Mubarak SMS Wishes 2018

Eid Is A “Day” Which Come With Happiness

Eid is a “Day” which come with happinessand joy , wish this day joy with your special one and all

Sada Haste Raho Jaise Haste Hain Phool,

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain Phool,Duniya ke sare gham tumhe jaye Bhool,Charo taraf phalao khushion ka Geet,Essi umeed ke sath Yaar tumhe…“Mubarak ..

May Allah Bless You And Your Dear Ones

May Allah bless you and Your Dear OnesWith Peace, ProsperityAnd Happiness On The AuspiciousOccasion Of Eid-ul-FitarEid Mubarak

Read This SMS After 4 Days

Read this SMS after 4 days-----ary phir parhy ja rahy hoooary kaha na nahin parhnaacha chalo parh lo may bei ll be the 1st one to say!~!~ Very Very*..**Happy ..

Nazar Ka Chain Dil Ka Suroor Hoty Hen,

Nazar ka Chain Dil ka Suroor hoty hen,Kuch Aisy Log Jahan me Zarur hoty hen,Sada Chamkta rahy Unki Eid ka Tehwaar,Qareeb Reh ker bhi Hum se Door hoty hen..!4U..EID ..

Happy EID-Mubarak To All Of You

Happy EID-Mubarak to all of youA Wonderful One..!!To Help Make Your EidFriendship And FunLight Hearted Moments OfBright, Happy ThingsWarm,Happy Hours AndThat ..

May God Send His Love Like Sunshine

May God send his Love like Sunshinein his warm and gentle waysto fill every corner of your Heartand filled your Life with a lot ofHappiness like this EID ..

.–,!”””EID””!

.–,!”””EID””!/ – ,! CARDS!“-0-””””””’0″-”Apna EID CARD Jaldi se nikaloTruk late ho raha hay baki friends ko b wish karna ..

Dil

DilKeGehrayio SeyHaapy Chand Raat To U & All Ur Family.

Never Think More Abt Past-iT Brings Tears..

Never Think more abt Past-iT Brings Tears..Don't Think more abt Future-iT brings Fears..Live in Present-iT Brings Cheers..Always Smile & B happy.../ ..

Khirki, Chand, Kitab Aur Main

Khirki, chand, kitab aur main
Mudat se ik baab aur main
Shab bhar khailen apas me
Do ankhain ik khwab aur main
Mouj aur kashti sahil per
Dariya me gardaab aur main
Sham, udaasi, khamoshi
Kuch kanker talaab aur main
Har shab pakrey jaty hen
Gehri neend, tery khwab aur main

Every Day Holds The Possibility Of A Miracle.

"If уσu Need Knowledge, Keep Adding Something New To Your Mind Everyday;

"If уσu need knowledge, keep adding something new to your mind everyday;If you need wisdom, keep deleting a few things from your mind everyday.Good ..

You Are The Sunshine In My Gloomy Days,

You Are The Sunshine In My Gloomy Days,You Are My Bees On My FlowersYou Are My Sugar On My Taste,You Are My Water In My Thirst,You Are My Air When I Dive.I ..

For All These Years Of Moral Support And Unswerving Loyalty, Accept My Thanks And Gratitude,

For all these years of moral support and unswerving loyalty, Accept my thanks and gratitude,My dear family!

Stealing The Blue From The Splashing Seas, A Tinge Of Green From The Youthful Trees, A Bit Of Orange From The Sunset Hues, With Crystal White From The Morning Dews.

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the ..

If We Realize Our Qualities, We Become Smart.

If we realize our qualities, we become smart.If we know our weaknesses, we become intelligent.And if we are aware of our qualities as well as our weaknesses, ..

Weekends Remind Me Of Rainbows. They Look Good From Far Way... But When We Get Close, They Disappear.

Weekends remind me of rainbows. They look good from far way... but when we get close, they disappear.Have a nice weekend!

Ay Chand Taro Zra Inko Ek Hath Maro,.

Ay Chand Taro Zra Inko ek Hath Maro,.
Bistr Se Inko Nichey Utaro,.
Kro In k Sath Ab Tm Fight,.
kyu k Ye So Rhe The Bina Kahe
"Good Night"