Teacher: Me Jo Bhi Sawal Kerun To Us Ka Answer Ek Sath Dena.

Tom : Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kat Rha Hai ...

Tom : Dekh teri biwi ko saap kat rha hai ... Jerry : Chinta mat kr yaar, saap ka zeher khatam ho gya hai, recharge krwane aya hoga...

I Once Told My Parents I Wanted A Tattoo.

I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo..Got one the very next minute.A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a wholeweek !!

Boy (In Emotional Mood) : Mom, Zindagi Me Kamyabi K Liye Kiya Kerun??

Boy (In Emotional Mood) : Mom, Zindagi me Kamyabi k liye kiya kerun???Mom : Sab se Pehly Pathar le,Aur Apna Mobile Torr de...;-0 :-(

Mat Dekh Mere Msg Ko Itni Chahat Muhabbat Or Hasrat Se ,,

Mat Dekh Mere msg ko Itni Chahat muhabbat or Hasrat Se ,,"dost".....................Mat Dekh na. . . .Nafsiyati Hai kya?..;-p

I Am Not Old, I Woke Up, I Lifted My Arms, I Moved My Knees, I Turned My Neck. Everything Made The Same Noise, 'crrrrrrrrraaaacccck!"

I am not old, I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck. Everything made the same noise, 'crrrrrrrrraaaacccck!"I came to a conclusion, ..

Usne Hatho Pr Mehndi Lgai Hai,

Usne hatho pr mehndi lgai hai, Hmne uski doli sjai hai, Hmei pata tha woh bewafa niklegi Isliye hmne uski choti behen ko bhi fasaya hai ..