Saturday, 27 September 2008

Law Of Exams - Funny SMS Message


Ek Ladki Sadak Par Akeli Jaa Rahi Thi, Pichhe Se Ek Ladka Pucha : Ghar Tak Lift Chahiye Kya?


Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek Ladka Pucha : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya? Ladki : Bhag jaa kamine 2din se lift le rahi hoon abhi ..



Kon Kehta Hy Latakne Se Qad Lamba Hot Hy,


Kon Kehta Hy Latakne Se Qad Lamba Hot hy,Doctor..Agar AiSa hota To Bandar Sub Se Lambe Hote...<('.')/"/> Oohoo /"\ye to socha hi nahi.... ..



(?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (�??�), (?_?), (.`_.�), (?� ?? ?�),(???)


(?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (�??�), (?_?), (.`_.�), (?� ?? ?�),(???) These are my friend and girlfriend funny faces who do not send me funny sms and why ..



Man To Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki Se Kudh Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai.


Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do? Man : Abey Saale ..



Office Wali .......... Ziada Sweet Hoti Hai


Office Wali .......... ziada Sweet Hoti HaiGhar Wali .......... bas theek Hoti Hai... Hotel Wali .......... Mast Hoti Hai,... 5 Star Wali.......... zara ..



Aap Jaise Log Kuch Khaas Lagte Hain,


Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain, Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain, Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse, Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne ..



Pappu Ne Banti Se Kaha, "main Tere 64 Ke 64 Daant Tod Doonga"!


Pappu ne banti se kaha, "main tere 64 ke 64 daant tod doonga"! Happy beech mein bola, You Fool"64 nahin 32 daant hote hain"! ..



My Grandpa Said, "Your Generation Relies Too Much On Technology!"


My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then ..



Before U Speak


B4 u speak listen, B4 u write think, B4 u spend earn, B4 u criticise wait, B4 u pray forgive, B4 u quit try, B4 u msg others msg me.


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