Monday, 21 December 2009

Husband: Kal Mere Khawab Main Ek Larki Aye Thi. Wah! Kia Larki Thee!


A Man Goin 2 His Work, Another Man Asks:


A Man Goin 2 His Work, Another Man Asks:“Kahan Ja Raha Hy Bhai?”2nd Rplied: Yar Kaarkhany Ja Rha Hon1st: Aby Ghr Me Khana Nhi Pkta Jo Car Khany Ja ..



Me Saabit Ker Sakta Hun K


Me Saabit Ker Sakta Hun K Aap Ko English Nahi Aati...UpUpUpUpUpBas Saabit Hua K Aap Ko Up Ka Matlab Nahi Malum, Warna Aap Nichy Nahi Aaty.!



Pakistan Is A 'well Of Death' Says Uzma Ahmed


Pakistan is a 'well of death' says Uzma Ahmed aur koi Pakpremi, Pak Supporters jo Pakistan ka Tour-Travel karna chahte hai



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(?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (�??�), (?_?), (.`_.�), (?� ?? ?�),(???) These are my friend and girlfriend funny faces who do not send me funny sms and why ..



Good Old Days


Good old days When I was a child, My mom would send me down to the corner store with a 10.rs & I'd come back with 5kgs of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, ..



Jb Tm Angdayi Leti Ho To Mera Dm Nikal Jata Hai,


Jb tm angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai, jb tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai, wah wah!!!! arey thoda deodrant lagane main ..



Doctor Implants A New Ear To A Man.


Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s earDoctor: It makes no differenceMan: It does,Now I hear everythingbut understand ..



1100 Ladakiyaan Shadme Se Mar Gaee Aur 200 Koma Mein Chali Gai, Kyonki Kisi Ne Aphavaah Phaila Di Thi Ki


1100 ladakiyaan shadme se mar gaee aur 200 koma mein chali gai, kyonki kisi ne aphavaah phaila di thi ki G.S.T matalab Girl Selfie Tax hai!



Judge: U R Crossing The Limits.


Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa ..


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