Tuesday, 10 January 2012

Sadak Par Chalte Samay Yuvak Ka Poora Dhyaan Smartphone (mobile)


I Am Not Old, I Woke Up, I Lifted My Arms, I Moved My Knees, I Turned My Neck. Everything Made The Same Noise, 'crrrrrrrrraaaacccck!"


I am not old, I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck. Everything made the same noise, 'crrrrrrrrraaaacccck!"I came to a conclusion, ..



Girl: Tum Haftay Main Kitni Bar Shave Kartay Ho?


Girl: Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho? Boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar, Girl; Kya tum pagal ho? Boy; Nahi, main ..



My Grandpa Said, "Your Generation Relies Too Much On Technology!"


My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then ..



Chaandi Ka Ghora,


Chaandi Ka Ghora,Sonay Ki Lagaam,,Msg Parhny Walon Ko Mera Salam..Pepsi Peeny Walo,,Sprite Bhi Piya Kero,,Free K Msg Parhny Walo,,REPLY Bhi To Kiya Kero...;-)



Husband: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.


Husband: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.Wife: Jao, Ja Kar Bartan Saaf Kar Do.Husband: Neend Mein Bol Raha Hun, Pagli!



Whatsapp Walo Ne Bhi Hadd Kar Rakhi Hai


Whatsapp Walo ne bhi hadd kar Rakhi haiAb kehte hai ,Ye cigarette4 group me bhejo ,Dhuan admin Ke muh se niklegaHad ho gayee… Yaar aise thodi hota hai…


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