Monday, 17 September 2012

Girl’s Mom - Funny SMS Message


A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.


A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z. WHAT R U LOOKING FOR? I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & ..



1 Larki Qabar Par Bethi Thi...


1 Larki Qabar par Bethi Thi...Wahan se Guzarty Huwy Ek Musafir ne Pucha:Aap ko Dar nahi Lagta Qabristan se?us ny Bara Hi Khubsoorat Jawab diya:"Ander ..



Ladkiya Nahi Sudharengi..;-p


Ladkiya nahi Sudharengi..;-pThe ATM Machine Jammed(stopped working) because of......An Intelligent Girl put Her Hair Pin in the Machinewhen Option was ..



What Is The True Meaning Of Study?


What is the true meaning of Study?S - SleepingT - TalkingU - Unlimited MessagingD - DreamingY - Yaani ke mast lifeSO carry on with your study!



Nikah K Baad Dulha: Molvi Sahb Apki Fees?


Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or ..



Ladkiyan Itna Kam Kyu Bolti Hain?


Ladkiyan Itna Kam Kyu Bolti Hain?.......Niche Kya Dhundh Rahe Ho Joke Toh Uppar Hai!



Whenever U Feel Depressed


Whenever U feel depressed in your life, Close your eyes and think about that director who has to say Nice shot to Tusshar Kapoor..



Heart Beats For You


Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose???



Cricket Game, IPL Ki Wajah Se Bahut Improve Ho Gayi...


Cricket game, IPL ki wajah se bahut improve ho gayi... Hume b apna Exam system improve karne ke liye IPL ke steps lene honge... 1-Har paper 1.5 ..



Ek Admi Apni Murgi Bechny Gaya..


Ek Admi Apni Murgi Bechny Gaya..Dukandar: Is Ka Sir Q Neechay Jhuka Hai.??Admi: Ye Gaaun Ki Murgi Hai Is Liye Sharma Rahi Hai.. ;-)



Ooper Se Jahaz Guzar Raha Ho


Ooper Se Jahaz Guzar Raha Ho To Side Pe Ho Jana Chahiye,,Kiya Pata Jahaz "PIA" Ka Ho.. ;-) :-DHahahaha



Horses On Strike


In a racing club, the horses have gone on a strike, Management decided to run donkeys instead of horses. so stop reading sms & report on duty.



Wife:Bht Pyar Se


Wife:Bht pyar se"Suniye! aaj meri salgirah ha,Mujhe koi Mehngi Cheez Le K Dain Na Plz"Hsbnd: Chalo TmTayyar Ho Jao,"Hm Cheeni Lene Chalte ..



Music Teacher: What's Your Favourite Musical Instrument?


Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?Pappu: The Lunch Bell!



College Me School Ki Yaad Aayi


College me school ki yaad aayi Jawani mai bachpan ki yaad aayi Kanto ko chua to gulaab ki yaad aayi Aur aaj TV me ek bakri ko dekha to 2mhari ..


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