A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z. WHAT R U LOOKING FOR? I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & ..
Modern Definition Of Wife
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Pappu: I Don't Think I Deserved Zero On This Test.
Pappu: I don't think I deserved zero on this test.Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
Do U Know The Fullform Of COLLEGE ?
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ? C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally……
Pata Nahi Log Mulk Se Bahar Kese Chaly Jaty Hen??
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DAD: If You Paas In The Exam , I Will Give U 1 Cycle
DAD: if you paas in the Exam , I will give u 1 cycleSON: If I fail?DAD: I will give u 10 cycles.SON: why?DAD: puttar , Fir Tu dukaan hi kholni ae!
DEAR MATH…
dear MATH,, grow up & solve your own problems
I Was A Newspaper
Wife : I wish I was a newspaper, so i'd be in your hand all day. Husband : I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have new one everyday.
Ek Admi Dusray Shehar Me Job Kerta Tha..
Ek Admi Dusray Shehar Me Job Kerta Tha..Us Ny Apny Dost Se Kaha: Yaar Me 3 Saal Se Apni Bivi Ko Her Haftay Letter Bhejta Raha..Dost: Phir Kiya Hua??Admi: ..
Banti: Aadmi Bina Koshish Kuchh Nahin Ban Sakata.
Banti: Aadmi bina koshish kuchh nahin ban sakata. Papu: kyon nahin ban sakta? abhi kal ki baat hai ki main bina koshish ke badaBhai ban gaya.
Pappu: Dad Mujhy Test A+ Mila Hai..
Pappu: Dad Mujhy Test A+ Mila Hai..Dad: Wow Congrats, Mujhy Yaqeen Nahi Araha.Kon se Test Me Mila Hai.??Pappu: Blood Group Test Me.. :-D
A Girl Posted A Question In A Whatsapp Group:
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