A Boy Was Trying 2 Propose A Girl

Pappu: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me And Sent Me Her Pictures With Her New Boyfriend.

Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend.Bunty: Really bad, What did you do?Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!

Usne Hatho Pr Mehndi Lgai Hai,

Usne hatho pr mehndi lgai hai, Hmne uski doli sjai hai, Hmei pata tha woh bewafa niklegi Isliye hmne uski choti behen ko bhi fasaya hai ..

This Cat, Is Cat, A Cat, Good Cat, Way Cat, To Cat,

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word ..

Man At Medical Store:I Need Poison

Man at medical store:I need poisonChemist: I can't sell you thatMan shows his marriage certificate...Chemist: Oh! sorry,I didn't knew u had a prescription.

After A Quarrel, A Husband Said To His Wife,

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,You know, I was a fool when I married you.She replied, Yes dear, I knowbut I was in love and didnt notice.

Yeh Hum Tasleem Karty Hain

Yeh hum tasleem karty hain
Tumhain fursat nahi milti
Magar O hamari soch k mehwar
Kabhi yeh bhi zra socho
K tumhain hum yad karty hain
to khud ko bhol jaty hain.........

This Year Is A Mathematical Operatin Year Of '1'

Mere Mobile Ka Accident Ho Gaya Hai,

Mere Mobile ka Accident ho gaya Hai, Dr. Jazz ne Kaha Hai K Bohat se Sms Ki Bottle Charhani Paregi. So Plz Donate Much More SMS IT'S URGENT. It's in ICU.. ..

Nice People Are Like Wind,

Nice people are like Wind,:you can only feel their presence and sincerity:Don't look here and there to find themJust look at the name of Sender:

Husband: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.

Husband: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.Wife: Jao, Ja Kar Bartan Saaf Kar Do.Husband: Neend Mein Bol Raha Hun, Pagli!

Tu Sawal Nahi Ek Paheli Hai,,

Tu Sawal Nahi Ek Paheli Hai,,Wah Wah Wah..Tu Sawal Nahi Ek Paheli Hai,,:::::::::Meri Manzil Tu nahi Teri Saheli hai.. ;-)

A Doctor Got A Call From A Woman, "My Husband Just Swallowed The Aspirins, What Shall I Do?"

A doctor got a call from a woman, "My husband just swallowed the aspirins, what shall I do?"The doctor replied, "Give him a headache, what ..

Mehngaai Jis Raftar Se Barh Rahi Hai,

Mehngaai Jis Raftar Se Barh Rahi Hai, Jald Hi Cooking Shows Me Kaha Jaye Ga: "Namak Mirch Hasb-e-Zaiqa Aur Tamater Piyaz Hasb-e-Oqaat Dalen." :-D

This Cat, Is Cat, A Cat, Good Cat, Way Cat, To Cat,

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word ..

Apni Wife Ko Pakro Aur Ek Kamray Me Lock Ker Do.

Apni Wife Ko Pakro Aur Ek Kamray Me Lock Ker Do.Phir Apny Dog Ko Pakro Aur Dueray Kamray Me Lock Ker Do..3,4 Ghanton k Baad Dono Kamray Kholo..Phir Dekho ..

Shadi Me Aik Sardar Boht Dair Se Khana Ka Raha Tha Kisi Ne Poocha Kab Tak Khao Gy,

Shadi me aik sardar boht dair se khana ka raha tha kisi ne poocha kab tak khao gy, sardar.. Me tu khud tang hon par kiya kron card pe likha tha "KHANA ..

"May The Magic Of This Eid-e-Milad-un-Nabi Bring Lots Of Happiness In Ur Life May U Celebrate It With All Ur Close Friends & Family & May Ur Heart B Filled With Love Of Mohammad (PBUH) And Joy...!!!"

"May The magic Of This Eid-e-Milad-un-Nabi Bring Lots Of Happiness In Ur Life May U Celebrate It With All Ur Close Friends & Family & May Ur Heart B Filled With Love of Mohammad (PBUH) and joy...!!!"

"Happy Eid Milad-un-Nabi...!!!"

Hum Dua Krtay Rahay Wo Dagha Samajhtay Rahay

Hum Dua krtay rahay wo dagha samajhtay rahay
Ek nuktay ne mehram se mujrim bena dia

Mehrban Kdrdan Dekho Mere Sms Ka Kamal

Ak Dafa Ak Admi Ki Cycle Choori Ho Gai,

Ak dafa ak admi ki cycle choori ho gai,Tu us ny bazar mein onchi awaz sy kaha“Agar meri cycle na mili to main wohi kuch karoonga jo mere bhai ny kia ..

Sometimes When We Cry,No One See R Tears, ;-( Wen We R Woried No One See R Pain, :-( Wen We R Happy No One See R Smile, :-D Aur Js Din Result Ata Hy Tou P0ra Khandaan Phone Kr K Puchta Hy Kaisa Rha Result.

Sometimes When We Cry,No One see r tears, ;-( Wen we r woried No One see r pain, :-( Wen We r happy No One see r smile, :-D Aur js din result ..

Winter Shayeri..

Winter Shayeri...Baghair Kambal K So Rahy ThyMehmood Aur Ayaaz,,,,,Wah Wah,,,,,Baghair Kambal K So Rahy ThyMehmood Aur Ayaaz!!...Full Speed me Pankha Khol ..

In USA, Edison's Birthday Is Celebrated Every Year By A Power Cut Of 2 Minutes.

In USA, Edison's birthday is celebrated every year by a power cut of 2 minutes.In Pakistan, due to over respect we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours!

Maalik: Tujhy Aaye Abhi 2 Din

Maalik: Tujhy Aaye Abhi 2 Din
Hi Huwe Hen Aur Tu Ny 3 Kursiyan Bhi Torr Deen.

Noker: Yara Tum Ny Hi To Kaha Tha K
Tum Ko Ek Taqatwar Noker Chahiye.. :-D