Lost In A Zoo - Insult SMS Message

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
hey…! you too.

Sardi Se Bachny Ka Tareeqa..

Sardi se Bachny ka Tareeqa..

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Pata Chalay to Mujhy Bhi Batana,

Qasam se Bohat Sardi hai...;-)

You May Meet People Who're:

You may meet people who're:
Better than me
Funnier than me
More beautiful than me
But one thing I can say to you - I'll always be there for you when they all leave you!

On This Special Valentine’s List, You’re At The Top, My Love.

On this special Valentine’s list, You’re at the top, my love.
I love you, and I know for sure, our love will never end!

I”m So Weak Right Now,

I Was Walking Along

I was walking alongand this chair came flying past me,and another, and another,and I thought, man,is this gonna be a good night.

G O♥O D

G O♥O D G ,;*"*;,;*"*;,G O ;*"night "*;O O ",,*,,*,,*,," O D '+*;;*+' D '+,;‘♡`;,+' '*' **HAVE A NICE DAY**

A Million Stars On The Sky

A million stars on the sky, Is your light that shines, that is bright, A million kisses I send to you, I wish to you good night!

Stay Positive. The Things You're Waiting And Hoping For, Tend To Arrive At The Most Unexpected Moments.

Stay positive. The things you're waiting and hoping for, tend to arrive at the most unexpected moments.Sleep Tight! Good Night!

Beautiful Thoughts In Beautiful Mind,

Beautiful thoughts in beautiful mind,Give beautiful dreams in beautiful eyes,So enjoy these beautiful night in beautiful dreams,In beautiful night in beautiful ..

Black Sky With Sweet Solo Moon,

Black sky with sweet solo moon,with millions of stars brings Usilent hours 2 take a nice rest.good night.

Night Has Ended 4 Another Day,

Night has ended 4 another day,morning has come in a special way.May U smile lik D sunny rays &leaves ur worries at D blue blue bay.

Ek Pal Baghair Daikhe Usy Kya Guzar Gai

A=Aitbaar,..

A=Aitbaar,.. B=Bharosa,.. C=Chahat,.. D=Dosti,.. E=Enayat,.. F=Faisla,.. G=Ghum, H=Hamdam,.. I=Intazar,.. J=Justujo,.. K=Khyal,.. L=Lamhay,.. M=Mohabbat,.. ..

Saas Shadi K Agly Roz Nai Dulhan Se:

Friend 1: Bro, I Got A+ For A Test

Friend 1: Bro, i Got A+ for a testFriend 2: Congratulations, Which test?Friend 1: Blood group test, bro

Faqeer: Allah K Naam Pe 10 Rupy De Do,

Faqeer: Allah k naam pe 10 rupy de do,Admi: kl ana baba,Faqeer: Isi kl kl k chakkar me yahan mere laakhon rupy phsy huye hn.

Shahid Afridi: Mere Bohat Sary "FANS" Hen..

Shahid Afridi: Mere Bohat Sary "FANS" Hen..Pathan: Jao Yara Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, ,,Hamary Ghar To Her Kamray Me "AC" Hai, Bohat Thandi Hawa Ata Hai,Tum ..

Never Kiss A Police Woman

never kiss a police woman, she will say, hands up. never kiss a nurse, she will say next please Always kiss a teacher because she will say repleat it 5 ..

Pappu: Maa, Mainne Sapana Dekha Ki Mera Ek Paanv Zameen Par Aur Doosara Aasaman Mein Hai!

Pappu: Maa, mainne sapana dekha ki mera ek paanv zameen par aur doosara aasaman mein hai!jeeto: beta, aise sapane mat dekha kar; ek hee chaddhi hai, ..

1 Halki Si Muskuraht Hazaaron Dil Jeet Skti Hai,Zara Hass K To Dekye

1 halki si Muskuraht hazaaron dil jeet skti hai,Zara hass k to dekye ,,,,/////,,,, (@ .. @) () aay haye! aapne to Mehfil ..